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Subject: No marines? Thank god...
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Posted by: MARINE C0RE
To all you pantywaste, limp-wristed liberals out there who know nothing about my beloved Marine Core and the Military Laws of Battle (MLB), let me just say that this Marine was a true hero and patriot.

The other day when I was fighting in Fallugua, me and my Marine platoon declared war on an enemy Mosque where approxicamtely 45 liberal insargenats were hiding, using women and children as human shields! When I went inside the prayer room, one insargwent was pleading for his life saying "please dont kill me, strong Marine man! I am sorry for killing your fellow marine buddies! please spare my life! Allah Akbars!"

When I bent down and attempted to handcuff him and put him under military arrest, he then delievered a deadly somersault kick in which I blocked with my Marine sword. I then immediately pulled back, and yelled "SONIC BOOM!" and delivered a deadly blow to the Iraqi enemy's tendons, thus paralyzing him! I almost died that day, libs, because of your sympathies to the terrorists. why must liberals cheer on the Enemy insargeats and pray for my Marines to fail in their mission?

BUSH/CHENEY 4 MORE YEARS!!!
SIMPERS FI!!
MARINE CORE OOOO-YAAAHH!!



I just laughed so hard the chick in the office next to me actually asked me what was so funny. The sonic boom and the marine sword block were the icing on the cake for me. Bravo!!!

  • 05.19.2006 8:29 AM PDT
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i think we do still need marines even if they dont do a whole lot. except die, becuz 2 me it seems they serve no othr perpose. in halo 3 there will probably b little ragtag groups of survivors scattered around who you may sumtimes run in to. of course we really will just have to wait and c...

  • 05.19.2006 12:32 PM PDT
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

of course there'll be marines...it just wouldnt feel right.

  • 05.19.2006 12:34 PM PDT
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Getting back on subject, I hope all the Halo Marines were wiped off the face of the Earth. Bungie used the Marines to put people in a position to fail. Remember this "It;s tight quarters on the other side Chief, use this."? Then, with you're shotgun, you run to blast the elite when all of the sudden, boom! Your fellow Marine hits you with a rocket!

  • 05.19.2006 5:07 PM PDT
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I hope there are no marines, but of course Johnsons needs to return to Earth to kick some as* alongside the Chief. And i'm pretty sure if the Elites are allies now, the Chief would rather kill himself than work alongside them. Those are my thoughts of course though.

  • 05.19.2006 5:12 PM PDT
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Yin_Yang41: [Forum Lockers] are very bad men. They bust into my place and lock it. Thats like tossing a puppy in a woodchipper...its just plain mean(and messy lol)

x Foman123 x: *Toss*
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

actually, marines can be useful if you are smart enough to give them good weaponry.

  • 05.19.2006 5:14 PM PDT

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