- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: MARINE C0RE
To all you pantywaste, limp-wristed liberals out there who know nothing about my beloved Marine Core and the Military Laws of Battle (MLB), let me just say that this Marine was a true hero and patriot.
The other day when I was fighting in Fallugua, me and my Marine platoon declared war on an enemy Mosque where approxicamtely 45 liberal insargenats were hiding, using women and children as human shields! When I went inside the prayer room, one insargwent was pleading for his life saying "please dont kill me, strong Marine man! I am sorry for killing your fellow marine buddies! please spare my life! Allah Akbars!"
When I bent down and attempted to handcuff him and put him under military arrest, he then delievered a deadly somersault kick in which I blocked with my Marine sword. I then immediately pulled back, and yelled "SONIC BOOM!" and delivered a deadly blow to the Iraqi enemy's tendons, thus paralyzing him! I almost died that day, libs, because of your sympathies to the terrorists. why must liberals cheer on the Enemy insargeats and pray for my Marines to fail in their mission?
BUSH/CHENEY 4 MORE YEARS!!!
SIMPERS FI!!
MARINE CORE OOOO-YAAAHH!!
I just laughed so hard the chick in the office next to me actually asked me what was so funny. The sonic boom and the marine sword block were the icing on the cake for me. Bravo!!!