- CrazzySnipe55
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- Fabled Legendary Member
I hate you. I despise you. I loathe you with all of my being. Whenever I choose to go on Bungie.net and register my opinion or point out facts on the subjects of the day, you seem to always be there waiting to foil my plans to participate in this community. I'm a simple man. A young man. Some might'nt even call me a man at all. I certainly wouldn't. And the fact is, my even-number-of-a-friend, you seem to absolutely adore getting in my way. This is a problem that has to stop.
I go to post in a thread with an original post and/or a response to another post, without being fully aware of my surroundings as I click that gray reply button just below the thread's most recent entry. I do not realize I am nearly at the bottom of the extent of the page for this thread. I do not realize that I am currently about to envelope my opinion in a metaphorical shroud of inopportunity. For you see, Mr. Multiple of Six, when my post of the page I am on is assigned your name as it's ordinal number in sequence of posts on said page... it becomes the last post on that page. A part of that page that is hardly going to be looked at by any of my peers on the site, and will surely be almost completely overlooked.
Can you, my factor of forty-eight , show me a post of monumental proportions, remembered through the ages and referenced by many that has ever been the 24th post on a page? I'm going to wager against your odds in locating such a post, because it does not exist.
How I wish my annoyances with you could cease to exist but, alas, they cannot. You are a necessary evil for, if we were to eradicate you from all possibility, we would only then have to deal with your neighbor, Mrs. Twenty Three.
Yours, Most Annoyedly,
CrazzySnipe55
Topic of Discussion: How do you feel when you realize you've just posted the 24th post on a page and that your post is most likely going to be completely ignored upon the posting of the subsequent forumgoer?
Or, adversely, what is your opinion on the actual popularity of the 24th post on a page? Does it matter at all which post number you make as long as it is a good post?
To all of those who had to read this post in its original form: I am deeply sorry.
[Edited on 02.04.2012 11:07 PM PST]