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Subject: A guide on how to get unbanned!

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor

[Relocated cause Foman said]

Okay, I know what your thinking: "Oh Y due i haz b bannd all time?". Well, I can fix that right now! Just follow these easy steps and you too can become unbanned!

Step 1:
Get banned. You can't get unbanned if you aren't banned so get to it! I recommend trolling or bumping so you don't get perma banned as it is difficult to get out of a perma.



Step 2:
Find out who banned you. The easiest way to do this is to look at your profile where it will give you info on your ban. If it says Duardo it was Duardo and if it says anything else it was still Duardo. He makes alts so he can ban multiple people at once (I know he really has issues).



Step 3:
Turn on caps lock. Just so you don't forget because you'll need it later.



Step 4:
Find out where they live. This is the hardest part but if you get it right you are basically unbanned already! Trace their IP or bribe some people or something, eventually you'll find out.



Step 5:
Prepare your message. This is where the caps lock comes in. Make sure to inform them that you know where they live, and send them various pictures of you with a chainsaw to scare them. Don't forget to swear every three words and bypass the filter! Tell them you'll kill them if they don't unban you, this is where it all comes together.



Step 6:
Get the message sent. Make sure to title it "Free cake" or something to trick the moderator into opening it. Once you've checked it all over, send it to that leghole moderator!



Congratulations! As soon as the moderator see's this you will be unbanned! Repeat this process for increased profit!
Oh, and you're welcome.

  • 02.05.2012 2:23 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Lol'd

6/10

[Edited on 02.05.2012 2:28 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2012 2:24 PM PDT

yas334229812

Oh someone is going to get banned, but hey it is on-topic considering it is about the bungie.net community

Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.

[Edited on 02.05.2012 2:27 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: Destiny 7
Didn't you already post this in the flood?
It says at the top that Foman's told him to relocate it. I don't know if he's just put that since you posted but yeah, it's there now.

  • 02.05.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Sven Nietzsche
Lol'd

6/10

  • 02.05.2012 2:27 PM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

This should be sticky'd.

  • 02.05.2012 2:29 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

so that how you get unbanned. i will have to try that.

  • 02.05.2012 2:30 PM PDT

Posted by: risay_117
Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.

DeeJ is final say on all bans. Ninjas won't undo Employee bans.

  • 02.05.2012 2:31 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: risay_117
Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.

DeeJ is final say on all bans. Ninjas won't undo Employee bans.

No i mean what is his answer on getting rid of a ban that comes from an Employee

  • 02.05.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account


Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: risay_117
Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.

DeeJ is final say on all bans. Ninjas won't undo Employee bans.


Pfft...thats why you have the chainsaw.

  • 02.05.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

BouncedMr happy's guide to getting unbanned:

Step One: Don't break the rules.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: Profit.

[Edited on 02.05.2012 2:35 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor


Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: risay_117
Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.

DeeJ is final say on all bans. Ninjas won't undo Employee bans.


Pfft...thats why you have the chainsaw.

This ^

  • 02.05.2012 2:37 PM PDT

This is undeniably the most intelligent, and well thought out thing I have ever read in my entire life!

  • 02.05.2012 2:42 PM PDT

Remember Elk

If it's always Duardo, wouldn't it be easier to just tell us where he lives? I mean he must have used 3 alts on me over the last 3 years for a total of 3 warnings (only one uncalled for) and a carpet ban.

  • 02.05.2012 2:47 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
BouncedMr happy's guide to getting unbanned:

Step One: Don't break the rules.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: Profit.

This

  • 02.05.2012 2:50 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor


Posted by: im am b0red

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
BouncedMr happy's guide to getting unbanned:

Step One: Don't break the rules.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: Profit.

This

This is a guide on how to get unbanned. How are you going to get unbanned if you don't get banned?

  • 02.05.2012 2:51 PM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

Follow me on Twitter: @Godzneighbor

Xbox Ambassador: Feel free to ask any questions you might have about a Xbox issue in a PM to me. I may be able to help!

Thank you good sir, I will definitely use this next time (if there is a next time.) to get unbanned.

Also, this is GENIUS!

  • 02.05.2012 2:56 PM PDT

<3 THE SALTY CHIP


Posted by: Sonic343
This should be sticky'd.

  • 02.05.2012 3:07 PM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

This is hilarious.

  • 02.05.2012 3:08 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
BouncedMr happy's guide to getting unbanned:

Step One: Don't break the rules.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: Profit.

Dear BouncedMr happy

I am sad to say this.
I tried your recommended strategy but failed countless time and therefore could not get unbanned.
Please fix any glitches that are relevant to your tip, and i will be happy to test it out.

Your Sincerely
Risay_117

  • 02.05.2012 3:21 PM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction

I smiled.

  • 02.05.2012 3:49 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

You'll definitely become Times Man of the Year if you keep creating posts such as these. Bravo, sir. Bra-blam!-vo.

  • 02.05.2012 4:15 PM PDT

You forgotStep 7: World Domination

[Edited on 02.05.2012 4:22 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2012 4:19 PM PDT

There are three people I serve. God, Chuck norris, and Evilcam.

Ha, I will use this when it happens. [thread saved] lol.

  • 02.05.2012 4:45 PM PDT

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