- SHOOTMEIFUDARE
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They call me The Precursor
[Relocated cause Foman said]
Okay, I know what your thinking: "Oh Y due i haz b bannd all time?". Well, I can fix that right now! Just follow these easy steps and you too can become unbanned!
Step 1:
Get banned. You can't get unbanned if you aren't banned so get to it! I recommend trolling or bumping so you don't get perma banned as it is difficult to get out of a perma.
Step 2:
Find out who banned you. The easiest way to do this is to look at your profile where it will give you info on your ban. If it says Duardo it was Duardo and if it says anything else it was still Duardo. He makes alts so he can ban multiple people at once (I know he really has issues).
Step 3:
Turn on caps lock. Just so you don't forget because you'll need it later.
Step 4:
Find out where they live. This is the hardest part but if you get it right you are basically unbanned already! Trace their IP or bribe some people or something, eventually you'll find out.
Step 5:
Prepare your message. This is where the caps lock comes in. Make sure to inform them that you know where they live, and send them various pictures of you with a chainsaw to scare them. Don't forget to swear every three words and bypass the filter! Tell them you'll kill them if they don't unban you, this is where it all comes together.
Step 6:
Get the message sent. Make sure to title it "Free cake" or something to trick the moderator into opening it. Once you've checked it all over, send it to that leghole moderator!
Congratulations! As soon as the moderator see's this you will be unbanned! Repeat this process for increased profit!
Oh, and you're welcome.