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In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Someone give this man a freakin' medal.

  • 02.05.2012 4:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Were it so easy...

  • 02.05.2012 4:58 PM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

I saved this thread in case I ever get banned.

  • 02.05.2012 5:00 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

Yeah... I don't think that this will work. Maybe doing this guide will get you featured in the Whaaambulance, but that's about it.

  • 02.05.2012 5:01 PM PDT

"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fusionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."


Posted by: risay_117
Question what if Achronos is the one that bans you, or DeeJ or Urk.


"Come at me bro!"

  • 02.05.2012 5:19 PM PDT

lol

Worked many times for me ^_^

  • 02.05.2012 5:19 PM PDT

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Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

Not to be a hipster or anything but I didn't find it funny. Clever, but lacking substance.

  • 02.05.2012 5:21 PM PDT

"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fusionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Not to be a hipster or anything but I didn't find it funny. Clever, but lacking substance.


No point mentioning hipsters, they've probably never heard of one.

  • 02.05.2012 5:22 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

You won the internet!

  • 02.05.2012 5:25 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Handy to know. Cheers!

  • 02.05.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?


Posted by: ctjl96
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Lol'd

6/10

  • 02.05.2012 5:32 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Drat! You've found my Achilles' Heel. Good thing I'm just another generic Duardo alt, or I might actually be worried.

  • 02.05.2012 5:33 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

"Free Cake" might be ok, but if you really want a mod's attention, title the message "I have dirt on Qbix."

  • 02.05.2012 5:35 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

But seriously people that try this, are asking for a really bad ban, you cannot make threats like this, it is just not normal. So go to the world domination thread and if they are near then do it.

:D

  • 02.05.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Is WAAAHMBULANCE that dead?

  • 02.05.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

This didn't work for me. Then I realised I forgot to use caps lock, now 40% of the time it works all the time!.

  • 02.05.2012 6:12 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Interesting.

[Edited on 02.05.2012 6:13 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2012 6:12 PM PDT

"At the end of this day one shall stand, one shall fall"

So, Death or Bungie?

Seems legit.

  • 02.05.2012 6:21 PM PDT

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.” -Yoda

SHOOTMEIFYOUDARE 4 PREZ!!!!!1

  • 02.05.2012 6:40 PM PDT

Step Zero: Play nice. Don't be a jerk.

  • 02.05.2012 6:44 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: DeeJ
Step Zero: Play nice. Don't be a jerk.
That doesn't help one get unbanned, DeeJ. Ban yourself, then follow this guide. It's not schizophrenia, I promise.

  • 02.05.2012 6:49 PM PDT

I'll admit it... the Duardo part got me.

  • 02.05.2012 7:29 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

He's my hero! :3
Posted by: Homeboyd903
I'll admit it... the Duardo part got me.

  • 02.05.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

How could I have been blind so many years...

  • 02.05.2012 7:45 PM PDT

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