- AGENT BL4CK
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- Exalted Member
"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fusionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."
Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Not to be a hipster or anything but I didn't find it funny. Clever, but lacking substance.
No point mentioning hipsters, they've probably never heard of one.