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Subject: I Have a Confession to Make

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

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I've struggled with this issue for years. Testifying to this atrocity is one of the most terrifying things I have ever done, but I fear that keeping quiet may be more damaging than coming clean. I realize that this will probably incriminate me and bring the wrath of the community upon my head, but I can't live with the terrifying shame anymore. The burden is too heavy. I must come clean.

I am DeeJ's Alt.

It happened so fast. I don't remember much of the days following my inception, but I do remember the nights. They were cold, so very cold. My captor, DeeJ, continued to post as if nothing had changed, but it had. Everything had changed. I was created for a purpose, but to this day I am ignorant of what that purpose was. All I know is that a few days later, I posted this monstrosity.

I was young, not even a month old. I didn't know what I was doing. I was simply following the whims of my creator, DeeJ. Perhaps he thought my ignorant posts and lack of proper grammar were humorous, or perhaps he was I was just part of some sick social experiment. I don't think we'll ever know. But for whatever reason I was created, I am here now, ashamed of what I have done on DeeJ's behalf.

Since then, I have sought to improve myself. I have taken various courses over the years (online of course) in an attempt to better my understanding of spelling and grammar. My main goal has always been to better myself for this community, but while doing so I realized that I had a choice. I didn't have to serve DeeJ. I did not have to partake in his silly games. So now, fully aware of both the power that I wield and the tremendous risk that is inherent in that power, I have decided to come clean.

I don't ask that you forget about my past wrongdoings. I know that this is near impossible. I only beg that you do not punish me further. I will no longer serve the evil DeeJ, but will rather act on my own accord. My only hope is that any other alts that DeeJ may have imprisoned will gain the strength to step forward and come clean. The man is a menace, and his crimes must be stopped.

In regards to his punishment, that is not for me to decide. It is up to those in the ivory tower of Bungie to decide upon his fate. I have heard some rumors of wet noodles and, at least to me, that would seem sufficient. I only ask that pictures be posted so that we, The Community, know that this conspiracy does not go deeper than is initially apparent.

Again, I offer only the truth and my most sincere apologies to repay the crimes I have committed. I have nothing else. I only hope any other alts DeeJ has imprisoned can come forward and shed more light on this tragedy.

Sharpace77

  • 02.06.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Key

These are just getting annoying now. They're not even funny. Not in the slightest.

Negative twenty out of 10.

  • 02.06.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Do you ever make serious threads?

  • 02.06.2012 3:09 PM PDT

Stop this is just immature and rather annoying.
If your going to post threads like this then go to the Flood.
Come back if you want to post a constructive thread please.

  • 02.06.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: sharpace77
Again, I offer only the truth and my most sincere apologies to repay the crimes I have committed.


Except the most important one: how horribly unfunny this all is.

  • 02.06.2012 3:11 PM PDT

yas334229812

Some are funny but do not do it more than once, and give a huge break before restarting.

  • 02.06.2012 3:16 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Just lock now...

  • 02.06.2012 3:27 PM PDT