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Subject: Who is Stosh?
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  • 02.08.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Bungie employee who works on Bungie.net, and is the one to blame when things go wrong etc.

stosh

[Edited on 02.08.2012 7:58 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 7:57 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Who isn't Stosh?

  • 02.08.2012 7:57 PM PDT

I am never late,Nor am I early; I arrive precisely when I mean to.
Also
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -Potatoes!-... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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He Also Hates Toast and no one really knows why...

  • 02.08.2012 7:58 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Everyone blames, that's who he is.

Ever got anything bringing you down or just need someone to blame that's the guy.

:D

[Edited on 02.08.2012 8:00 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 7:59 PM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

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Stosh, get learned.

We also blame him, for everything.

[Edited on 02.08.2012 8:01 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Stosh is the embodiment of light in the darkness of the internet.

  • 02.08.2012 8:00 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

He also has a bad cat!

  • 02.08.2012 8:01 PM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

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Posted by: spawn031
He also has a bad cat!



Oh stosh, and his many videos of his cat.

Cat trying to eat a fly.

[Edited on 02.08.2012 8:04 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

I cannot help but think that Stosh feels lonely and he has a John & Garfield like relationship with his cat.
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Posted by: spawn031
He also has a bad cat!



Oh stosh, and his many videos of his cat.

Cat trying to eat a fly.

  • 02.08.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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Dick Valentine<3

Pretty sure he tripped over a cord at bungie so the website was down for awhile.

Or he did something that messed the site up (Coding/Flash based) so Achronos while fixing it put "Blame Stosh" up as the maintenance type message for the site being down.

If my memory serves me correctly.

[Edited on 02.08.2012 8:56 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 8:55 PM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Stosh is More than a Feeling

  • 02.08.2012 9:16 PM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: DarkONI
I cannot help but think that Stosh feels lonely and he has a John & Garfield like relationship with his cat.
That's stupid.

stosh hates toast, not Mondays!

Silly Billy....

[Edited on 02.08.2012 9:49 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2012 9:49 PM PDT
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This Stosh do not eat!

  • 02.08.2012 10:00 PM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

He who does not eat toast.

  • 02.08.2012 10:14 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

He hates toast.

  • 02.08.2012 10:21 PM PDT
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In the absence of having a pet dog to blame various things on (like farts, piss on the furniture, missing food), they blame Stosh for every little thing. This is how we know he hates toast. Someones toasted sub was missing from the break room, to which he replied "don't look at me, I hate toast!"

  • 02.09.2012 3:54 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

A sad, little flower.

  • 02.09.2012 4:03 AM PDT

There are three people I serve. God, Chuck norris, and Evilcam.

A guy we blame.

  • 02.09.2012 6:36 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

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Some guy who hates toast.

  • 02.09.2012 7:03 AM PDT