- RollinRollin13
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- Exalted Legendary Member
Intolerance is the highest level of stupidity and inbred thinking.
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Hello, and good evening to my fellow Community members. I've been thinking a lot as of late, and I think that I've developed the perfect idea to making Bungie.net a better place for all of its users.
This idea, is so incredibly simple, and perfect, I can't believe no one has ever thought of it before. I mean, if I do say so myself, it's pure genius! Well, I think, no, I take that back, I know, that the Webteam should implement a mandatory seven month posting period in the Community Forum.
What does this mean exactly? It really is so simple. Upon creating an account, users can forget having to wait 24 hours before making a thread. That doesn't solve anything! We still have trolls and flamers, and the such, so clearly it doesn't work. Instead, upon new account registration, every member is restricted to only being able to read/post/create threads in the Community Forum for the first seven months of their Bungie.net existence. Mandatory probation in the Community forum if you will. Then after the seven months, and only after, can they even see the other forums.
Now, I know you're already thinking "Man, Rollin is such a genius", already, but all good arguments have proof, so wait until you hear my reasoning before showering me in flowers and medals.
The Community Forum has this wonderful ability of problem solving that all forum users would benefit from adopting. I mean, their logic, it's it's flawless! Take for example, our biggest problem on this website... The Flood. Full of all of its trolls and flamers, and plain old undesirables. It is a corrupting experience on all of the users on this website, and the Community forum has a cure! Well, when dealing with any kind of rash, the best course of action is to just vaporize the patient! No point in risking the rash spread elsewhere, no. That'd be a risk not worth taking. But, you may ask your self, how do we vaporize the Flood? Simple. A 50 Megaton Tactical Warhead. ;D
Now, of course not everyone is so level headed, no sir. Some of the users amongst us are a little more... "radical", but they are still close enough, and their intentions are proper. These "radicals" feel that we'd be better off treating the affected areas just by amputating the affected limbs. No use in keeping undamaged tissue. There's the potential the rash could spread to it, so we kill it through carpet bombs. I mean, all those new and "innocent" users who fell prey to those bad threads have already started down the path of trolling and flaming themselves, just by making the "mistake" of posting in those threads. No, I say we eliminate these users as quickly as possible. Just confuse them and scare them off. Drive them out before they become problems themselves!
And that's just how we feel we should deal with the Flood. I mean, we have ideas to fix everything. How about dealing with trolls using multiple accounts? Well, let's bring back that Tac Nuke! If we hit their IPs, we can just ensure that those individuals never come back again. Forget College campuses. We all know that one rotten apple spoils the whole barrel.
So, as my argument proves, forcing every new member (and, why not old members too), to a seven month probation to the Community Forum will be the best thing possible. This kind of experience will breed a like minded community that will in turn deal with all problems in a similar, and truly superior method. Complete, and total obliteration. Take no prisoners my comrades. Forget the ointments, the precision surgical equipment, and never remove a bad apple from a barrel. Urge your webteam to create a community that will protect itself the only proper way. Grab your keyboard, grab those nukes, and spread the glorious love that is the Community forum, and never, ever, ever, try to set a proper example in the forums. As we all know, that, would be insane.