- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
What I missed from Halo: CE was the big bass defieing (defying? defeing? No... : ( Assualt Rifle and the Chain Gun slapped on the Warthog...my original Xbox controller never stopped rumbling...*sigh
Then Halo 2 came out and we all got PeaShooters! The pistola was sooooo .50 Magnum that it ripped peoples jaws off! and the SMG was like the Chain Gun off of the original Warthog from Halo: CE! and the Battle Rifle was so Fully Auto and Single Shot! and the Shotgun was so 8 guage! and no.....
Big guns for a big green dude that kills big alien things...is what every weapon should be for...just that...maybe a little more, but not less...I don't want a super soaker for a turret on Headlong or a waterballon launcher for my Red Base in Blood Gulch/Coagulation...there should be automatic Barrets for the turrets and space-time warping singularity points of uber heavy stuff that lets not even photons escape its wrath ( I should open up my Brief History of Time book or even my Universe in a Nutshell books from Stephen Hawking again just so I don't sound retarted, wait...too late....maybe...no.....yeah....ooooo....my head.....anyway....oh, why not the alien equivalent to the shotgun that is kind of like those one guns from Minority Report where this one random henchmen tries to take down Tom Cruise but misses because Tom Cruise never dies (Even in Vanilla Sky) and hits a bunch of barrels that go flying...kindof like a wall of energy that pushes everything out of its way...
The old assualt rifle was the coolest...the new assualt rifle is the coolest...alright.