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Subject: Attack of the New Guy: Jon Cable
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I'll say this...

anyone who loves starcraft that much cannot be all bad!

  • 05.18.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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lucky skunk gets to rub frankies head all day loooooonnnnnngggggggg

  • 05.18.2006 6:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: MC MONTROSE
I'll say this...

anyone who loves starcraft that much cannot be all bad!

I 2nd you!
-Aktins Diet

  • 05.18.2006 6:23 PM PDT
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Cool, I wish i had the chance to work for bungie... but like the guy in the first post, im 13 so i dont think itll happen anytime soon. Also cool that he did that thing with Starcraft, i liked that game.

  • 05.18.2006 6:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Secksy Man
Tag! You now have herpes! Make yourself welcome in here, our colony of filth.

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Posted by: Johnny Lawl
Most marriage is based on love. If two people really love each other, gender should have no baring at all.

All I can say, is keep your eyes open.... there are ninjas everywhere. Oh My GOD he's right behind y-

*Overly dramatic fighting sequence between me and a ninja (insert Down With the Sickness here) where I run across the wall, ninja shurikens landing and exploding inches behind my heels, untill I back-flip off the wall, throw a shuriken at him, jump on the very same shuriken, and, as the shuriken sticks in the ninjas neck, I punch him in the face, flip over him, and rip out his internal oragans through his back, and put them back in so fast he doesn't have time to bleed. The ninjas then vanishes, never to be seen again. Elasped time: 2.63 seconds.


---EDIT---

I stole the whole "throwing a shuriken and jumping on the very same shuriken you just through" thing from http://www.askaninja.com/. :D

[Edited on 5/18/2006]

  • 05.18.2006 6:32 PM PDT

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

Congrats Jon and welcome to bungie.net. I hope you brought a fresh pair of buttsocks. To welcome you properly I wrote you a song that I think you might like:

Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Bungie
the leaders and best
Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes
Hail! Hail! to Bungie,
the champions of the East!


P.S. 'Go Blue' brother.

-A fellow Michigan fan

  • 05.18.2006 6:54 PM PDT
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Wow another computer programmer Jon Cable. Oh no I know the connection isn't Jon Cable the evil robocop, someone warn the Master Chief! That would be a fun internship at Bungie, sure beats making a high energy resonant phase locked coupler over the summer ha ha ha. Uhhhhhhhh. Just a tip but if you want to fit in, one day walking in get everyones attention like you have something important to say. Then just let your but cheeks explode with a thunderous fart. Then say "Now I have some work to do". Hey I did it before outside a 1000 grade chip manufacturing room, technically proto typing room. Those guys at the NRC ha ha ha.

  • 05.18.2006 7:17 PM PDT
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Welcome aboard, 'yer 'bout ta' meet the scurviest dogs since PHPbb forums, arrrrghh...

(PS: Stay away from Lemon Parties, or you'll be sorry, arrrghh...)

  • 05.18.2006 7:27 PM PDT

I remember this guy from a Major Nelson Blogcast a while back. (I think it was him - him and the guy from Syracuse, I believe) Anyway, I'm planning of following his path to Bungie.

[Edited on 5/19/2006]

  • 05.18.2006 7:34 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Alright! Go Blue!

I hope they have a little Michigan easter egg in the game. :-D

  • 05.18.2006 7:42 PM PDT
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Glad to see a Michigan boy made it into Bungie.

  • 05.18.2006 8:19 PM PDT
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Congrats Jon.

Hope you get more than an internship.

Maybe if you eat like 20 of those pickeled sausages in 5 minutes they'll let you stay longer.

  • 05.18.2006 9:05 PM PDT
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Jon was my teacher at Michigan. He had us make minesweeper for one of our projects. Pretty radical.

  • 05.18.2006 9:45 PM PDT
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woot. Is he getting to eat snacks?
Bungie should at least feed him snacks.
lots of snacks.
i think im going to go get a snack.
mmmm... snacks.

anyhoo, Jon will help make -3- better.

  • 05.18.2006 9:51 PM PDT

"The debts of meat will live on in eternia." -lukems

tell Jon to fix the -don't blam this- news story editor. it's giving us hell in the groups and apparently it makes even the front page stories' typeface tiny.

just a suggestion.

  • 05.18.2006 10:35 PM PDT
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welcome to the bungie community jon. listen jon!! heres a tip when shishka asks you to follow him into the "lounge" room.. DO NOT DO IT. there is no lounge room.. the lounge room is actually the --- oh no!!! i hear the bungie police outside my house... im sorry i didnt meant to reveal this bungie.. nooo dont take me away. RUN!!!, run for your life jon NOW!!!

  • 05.19.2006 1:55 AM PDT

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C squared? What the hell is that?

Now you've got me interested, I've got to google that asap.

  • 05.19.2006 11:20 AM PDT
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I would be jealous if he didn't go to that school. Muck Fichigan, Go Irish. :p

In all seriousness, he sounds like a cool guy [he plays sc and ff7!!], and I am very jealous. Lucky SOB...

  • 05.19.2006 12:06 PM PDT
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You made the right choice with Bungie my friend. We expect great things from you. From all of you.

  • 05.19.2006 12:38 PM PDT
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Umm...Jon is not very smart because he went to Michigan. He obviously doesnt know that Ohio State owns Michigan's ass at everything in life and that the state of Michigan as a whole is a -blam!- hole. Go Buckeyes!

EDIT: I am also a proud owner of a Muck Fichigan shirt that I proudly every year on the second or third Saturday in November.

[Edited on 5/19/2006]

  • 05.19.2006 12:57 PM PDT
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Not bad for a nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

  • 05.19.2006 4:11 PM PDT
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The Frontline - A group dedicated to help improve the forums as a whole.

He sounds like a good guy. It's nice to have semi-met you.

  • 05.19.2006 4:28 PM PDT
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JON CABLE IS PROBABLY -blam!- CAUSE HE LOVES MEN

  • 05.19.2006 4:28 PM PDT
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  • 05.20.2006 8:41 AM PDT

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