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Subject: The Master Chief Wears DIAPERS!!!
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Anyone know how the Master Chief or other spartans take a piss?? or even a crap?? It is probabaly hard enough to do it during peace time, but during a battle with the enemy? I read all the books, but don't see anything explaining that. Maybe he does wear a diaper, or has a hole in the wee wee area of his suit, but what about the female spartans. Bungie explained and covered almost all the aspect of a spartan's life in the books and games, but didn't explain one of the most important aspects of human life!
Maybe theres a small container in the armor to collect the stuff.

Remember!! The Mjolnir armor is extremely hard to take off by one person!

"In the future, no one pees!"

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By the way, the soldier do eat normal food that do have to come out sometime because you can find huge boxes of rations in the Campaign. If the food was in injection form, then it does not need such a big box.

It maybe a stupid thing to worry about considering the technology in 2500+, but it will always be one of humans essential because when it goes in, its gotta come out.(for humans at least) Getting rid of waste is an very important things to think about in war.(Its gotta go somewhere or else it'll cause diseases) Unless we evolved in the 500 year so that we don' t need to go to the bathroom.(evolution takes long time, so it is almost impossible)

[Edited on 5/18/2006]

  • 05.18.2006 6:33 PM PDT
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i'm sure he can hold it until its safe. he dosnt eat much so he dosnt have to piss much

  • 05.18.2006 6:35 PM PDT
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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

They take off their armor...? Or they have cathaters.

  • 05.18.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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Yeah I'm pretty sure they'd have a solution to such an easy problem by the year 2500 or whatever year it is... Probably some new fangled food ration that is 100% nutritious and 0% waste.

  • 05.18.2006 6:38 PM PDT

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  • 05.18.2006 6:39 PM PDT
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Never read it, so explain. :P

  • 05.18.2006 6:41 PM PDT
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Never read it. But can you explain it to me.

  • 05.18.2006 6:46 PM PDT