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Subject: The Truth on Halo2!!
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Yep... the spies I hired to infiltrate bungie just succeeded in their mission... steal all halo 2 secrets! I had some concern about the ninjas, but guess what? they were all on fire, so no problem there (cant really do much while ur on fire no?) anywho... here are the deep secrets bungie has kept from you *da da da daaaaaa!*
THA PLOT!!!!
contrary to popular beleif, the covanent do not invade earth for religions or political reasons... they did it for... soffish. well, the covenant are decidedly put out that soffish seems to be missing, seeing as it is their god and all, but fortunately the cause is discovered... the flood. so, then, the covies and humans ally to fight against the flood to try and find soffish yada yada yada blah blah blah this explains the new title.. HALO2; THE SEARCH FOR SOFFISH!

THA WEAPONS!!!
many new weapons, and some unexpected changes as well... the so-called plasma sword has an actual name you know... it is called the "death saber"... the "death saber" is actually extremely limited, with voracious ammo cnsumption and a limited range. also, there will be dual-wielded sawed-off shotguns for no apparent reason whatsoever, just be thankful when mowing down hordes of flood for the glory of soffish okay?

THA MULTIPLAYER!
unfortunately no info on this, since the spy carrying this information was attacked and incapacitated by a drunk man in a gorilla suit...

THA BADDIES!
guess what? the prophets can attack and are really quite dangerous! how you ask? they shoot lighting out their ass! also the brutes, previously thought to be a seperate race, are actually the illegitimate children of the bungie webmaster (meaning they arent aliens at all, just drunk guys in monkey-linke alien costumes)! oh yeah and it also seems that soffish has become infested by the flood so watch out for that later in the game.

so thats all I will revea for the present... i wish to mull over the rest and then keep it for myself hahahhahahaha!

  • 09.19.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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Don't forget about the Elven Ninjas.

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Don't forget the new water noodle sword weapon

  • 09.19.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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And the little gnomes that run around and shoot golf balls at people.

  • 09.19.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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this is getting out of hand

  • 09.19.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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the midgets with the basball bats

[Edited on 9/19/2004 7:13:10 PM]

  • 09.19.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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And Ron White's bucket of Doom!

  • 09.19.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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ya i know its still getting out of hand

  • 09.19.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: pudgypenquin
ya i know its still getting out of hand

NO!!!! IT NEEDS TO GET MORE OUT OF HAND!!!!

Also don't forget the mimes armed with flamethrowers

  • 09.19.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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pink puma

  • 09.19.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
the midgets with the basball bats
That would be copyright infringment. Damn those Hobbes.

  • 09.19.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Tie dye Warthog!

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The Hippie Hog.

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
The Hippie Hog.

That would break down after about 10 feet and smell like a mix of piss and dope.

  • 09.19.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Curse you Banshee Barron! the yellow banshee was to be my secret! grrrr! oh well I may as well tell you where to get it... on level three: "watch for low-flying sentinels" you grab onto 343 GS as he flys away on one of his odd errands (you always wondered what they were)... you will find that he is actually running a used banshee lot for F'lickta. simply purchase a yellow one (although to purchase one you still need to carry the coin all the way from the silent catographer... dont worry it carries over from halo1 just fine... and if you buy at the 343 GS lot the banshee is certified used... very nice.)

P.S.... did anyone get the 'death saber' abuse refernce?

  • 09.19.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Captain K Mart
The Hippie Hog.

That would break down after about 10 feet and smell like a mix of piss and dope.

Actually, the original blueprint for it would have been a tie-dyed colored Warthog, but that was already covered. So here's another: the Giant K of Doom that kills all the enemies in one shot.

  • 09.19.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Captain K Mart
The Hippie Hog.

That would break down after about 10 feet and smell like a mix of piss and dope.

Actually, the original blueprint for it would have been a tie-dyed colored Warthog, but that was already covered. So here's another: the Giant K of Doom that kills all the enemies in one shot.

only if the giant smiley (walmart) and the Giant red circle (target) had already been destroyed, giving you a monopoly...

  • 09.19.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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this is great i must say

  • 09.19.2004 7:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: agent404
Posted by: Captain K Mart
The Hippie Hog.

That would break down after about 10 feet and smell like a mix of piss and dope.

Actually, the original blueprint for it would have been a tie-dyed colored Warthog, but that was already covered. So here's another: the Giant K of Doom that kills all the enemies in one shot.

only if the giant smiley (walmart) and the Giant red circle (target) had already been destroyed, giving you a monopoly...

Monopoly = $

Yeeeeha!

  • 09.19.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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whats going on here?

  • 09.19.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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its getting out of control that's what

  • 09.19.2004 7:36 PM PDT
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no actually this is pretty off topic

  • 09.19.2004 7:37 PM PDT

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