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Yep... the spies I hired to infiltrate bungie just succeeded in their mission... steal all halo 2 secrets! I had some concern about the ninjas, but guess what? they were all on fire, so no problem there (cant really do much while ur on fire no?) anywho... here are the deep secrets bungie has kept from you *da da da daaaaaa!*
THA PLOT!!!!
contrary to popular beleif, the covanent do not invade earth for religions or political reasons... they did it for... soffish. well, the covenant are decidedly put out that soffish seems to be missing, seeing as it is their god and all, but fortunately the cause is discovered... the flood. so, then, the covies and humans ally to fight against the flood to try and find soffish yada yada yada blah blah blah this explains the new title.. HALO2; THE SEARCH FOR SOFFISH!
THA WEAPONS!!!
many new weapons, and some unexpected changes as well... the so-called plasma sword has an actual name you know... it is called the "death saber"... the "death saber" is actually extremely limited, with voracious ammo cnsumption and a limited range. also, there will be dual-wielded sawed-off shotguns for no apparent reason whatsoever, just be thankful when mowing down hordes of flood for the glory of soffish okay?
THA MULTIPLAYER!
unfortunately no info on this, since the spy carrying this information was attacked and incapacitated by a drunk man in a gorilla suit...
THA BADDIES!
guess what? the prophets can attack and are really quite dangerous! how you ask? they shoot lighting out their ass! also the brutes, previously thought to be a seperate race, are actually the illegitimate children of the bungie webmaster (meaning they arent aliens at all, just drunk guys in monkey-linke alien costumes)! oh yeah and it also seems that soffish has become infested by the flood so watch out for that later in the game.
so thats all I will revea for the present... i wish to mull over the rest and then keep it for myself hahahhahahaha!