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Subject: Your Definition of a Noob?

People who make land turtle accounts.

  • 02.12.2012 8:18 PM PDT

master chief, from arby n the chief

[Edited on 02.12.2012 10:01 PM PST]

  • 02.12.2012 9:54 PM PDT

Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.

-Master Chief

Someone that hasnt learned fully on what to do in Halo reach or any game for that matter.

  • 02.12.2012 9:57 PM PDT

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.

Someone who just got the game.

[Edited on 02.12.2012 9:58 PM PST]

  • 02.12.2012 9:58 PM PDT

I like how you guys just used my gamer tag/profile as an example in the second page of the thread earlier....... I probably have probably have better stats then most people on this thread... - Da chosen noob signing off

  • 02.12.2012 10:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Domincan Dog
I like how you guys just used my gamer tag/profile as an example in the second page of the thread earlier....... I probably have probably have better stats then most people on this thread... - Da chosen noob signing off
I like how dumb you are.

  • 02.12.2012 10:10 PM PDT

A new player...

  • 02.12.2012 10:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Domincan Dog
I like how you guys just used my gamer tag/profile as an example in the second page of the thread earlier....... I probably have probably have better stats then most people on this thread... - Da chosen noob signing off
I'm not singling you out... As explained 4 posts later. And then how 3 posts after that.
(no matter who clicks it it goes to their page.)
Sorry Mr. Stats, but now I have to call you a noob for not knowing that...

master chief, from arby n the chiefThat's a perfect example!!!


Posted by: DrPepperlova07
PSHH you and your B.NET black magic.
lol

  • 02.12.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Every single pummel I have is unboosted.
I play GGL. (Grifball)
I hit inheritor 14/1/12. 16 months after release. I have a life fellas.
Every single killionaire I have is unboosted. 22 from grifball, 4 from LD.


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Somebody with a primitive understanding of the game.

+ 12 year olds. Gotta love those 12 year olds and their guests going double digit negative.

[Edited on 02.13.2012 12:05 AM PST]

  • 02.13.2012 12:05 AM PDT
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A quarter of them are decent, but you can't tell because they're not constantly calling everyone a haxor or noooob
Posted by: Inb4BadassBilly

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Somebody with a primitive understanding of the game.

+ 12 year olds. Gotta love those 12 year olds and their guests going double digit negative.

  • 02.13.2012 12:12 AM PDT

...


Posted by: boomdeyadah
A new player...

  • 02.13.2012 12:19 AM PDT

Someone and his 3 guests going into squad slayer(even though there's team slayer), each dropping neg bombs with a minimum magnitude of 10. They also like putting their(in most cases majority)vote on Countdown AR's.

  • 02.13.2012 1:34 AM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: Be Brave
Their first Halo game is Reach.

=Newb

Noob= relies too much on some sort of handicap.

  • 02.13.2012 2:36 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: FriendlyStu16
Posted by: Be Brave
Their first Halo game is Reach.

=Newb

Noob= relies too much on some sort of handicap.

This. A newbie is a beginner. A noob is a player who wilfully persists in relying on crutch tactics instead of attempting to improve his or her skills.

I played a round of double team today, where the opponents utterly personified the definition of noob. They spent the entire match desperately scrounging for sword/shottie and trying to camp in the bases or on the teleporters. It netted them a few kills (mostly because I lack the patience to let the game come to a standstill), but it was in no way a viable winning strategy.

What scares me is that one of those kids is silver in Arena. How bad is bronze/iron, then? How does Genisis not have a 1% Onyx? Questions, questions.

[Edited on 02.13.2012 2:46 AM PST]

  • 02.13.2012 2:43 AM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.

Someone who can't play the game properly so uses cheap unfair tactics, such as camping, grenade spamming and double teaming

  • 02.13.2012 2:47 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Mark V guy
Someone who can't play the game properly so uses cheap unfair tactics, such as camping, grenade spamming and double teaming

This just in, teamwork is unfair.

  • 02.13.2012 2:48 AM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.


Posted by: Sentox6
Posted by: Mark V guy
Someone who can't play the game properly so uses cheap unfair tactics, such as camping, grenade spamming and double teaming

This just in, teamwork is unfair.


How about double teaming grenade spammers

  • 02.13.2012 3:10 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Mark V guy
How about double teaming grenade spammers

Noobs. If you're in a pair, teamshooting is far more efficient than hurling grenades everywhere.

  • 02.13.2012 10:53 AM PDT

If you want to see a noob, get me drunk and then make me play matchmaking. I get SO awful. its actually quite shameful lol.

  • 02.13.2012 10:55 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

People who die with power weapons.

New players.

People who betray for weapons and fail to use them.

Overall -blam!-s.

  • 02.13.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Me

  • 02.13.2012 12:02 PM PDT

For people that tried to friend me: My setting won't allow me to accept requests, but I made another account, and as soon as I get it connected to XBOX Live, I might be able to friend you. However, this account I made will only be used for comedy like Machinima if any of you have Machinima. Have a good day. :)

Anybody that accidently commits suicide, anybody that teabags someone they DIDN'T kill or teabags for too long, Anybody that dares use Armor Lock instead of Evade, Anybody that puts kill balls in Forge maps, Anybody that falls for the Hologram tricks, Anybody that sticks themselves or teamates on accident, anybody that can't use a Sniper Rifle better than Jun, Anybody that brings a sword to a rocket fight (lol), anybody that jumps in and out of a drop shield to p.o. a sniper, Anybody that doesn't stop charging at a person using armor lock with a vehicle, anybody that confuses one armor ability for another, anybody that brings a shotgun to a sniper fight (lol again), anybody on co-op campaign's New Alexandria that traps people in the elevator, anybody that recently got the game, anybody lower than Warrent Officer, anybody that relys on Armor Lock too often, anybody that can't beat the campaign level Noble Actual (lmao), anybody that has two armor colors that don't look good together (like Ice and Brown), anybody that don't aim before they fire, anybody that has more than 3 numbers in their GamerTag, Anybody that puts "Master Chief" as their GamerTag, anybody that quits early, anybody that has weapons that don't match their armor ability (Like having Armor Lock when you're weilding a Sniper Rifle or having Camo when you have any weapon that can potentially cause an explosion or weilding the Gravity Hammer), and anybody that disrespects the game by modding it so they don't get REAL skills... ...Oh, and anybody that gets pwnd by a Grunt (dead or alive) on Easy or Normal Difficulty.

[Edited on 02.13.2012 1:55 PM PST]

  • 02.13.2012 1:39 PM PDT

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