HOW TO BE MLG PRO:): I'd like to start off saying, change your name. Do it right now, your not MLG until you have either an x, ii or my personal favorite, the xx. The point of this is to make your gamertag stand out from others, if a kid sees you have a double vowel in your name they know that your obviously MLG material.
STEP 1: I'd like to start off saying, change your name. Do it right now, your not MLG until you have either an x, ii or my personal favorite, the xx. The point of this is to make your gamertag stand out from others, if a kid sees you have a double vowel in your name they know that your obviously MLG material.
STEP 2: Go to your Xbox Live Bio and change your whole Bio until it consists of stars and different characters from foreign languages. The point of this is to make anyone that reads your Bio have to squint to read what it says. This states you're too cool for letters and have to make your own. Now thats MLG status!
STEP 3: Scream about everything. If your not loud you want to be noticed and the point of have MLG status is to be noticed. Practice this by entering Team Slayer and yelling about every death you get, be sure to scream, LAG! Or OMG, YOU HAVE HOST, SCRUB! This lets everyone in the game know that you only died by luck not skill.
STEP 4: When you lose scream about how they use armour lock and sticky grenades. Tell them your better because you rely on skill and not chance, even if you were out DMR'd across the map. Also be sure to yell about 1v1s and smacking randys. Another good tip is to yell about their weapons for instance, if you get sniped on any given map, or they are using an Rocket Launcher. Be sure to tell the sniper that your better and don't rely on one.
***I Hope You've Enjoyed this quick guide to being MLG Pro:)
[Edited on 02.12.2012 3:25 PM PST]