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What percentage of Bungie employees are female?

  • 02.13.2012 8:32 PM PDT

5 + 2 = ?

  • 02.13.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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(Or designers in general)

  • 02.13.2012 8:37 PM PDT
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Do you find it odd that a new Halo is being released and Bungie is no where to be found on the box?

  • 02.13.2012 8:38 PM PDT
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

  • 02.13.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Does the Bungie building have cleaners? If so, are they able to see what Bungie is working on?
Who interviews Bungie applicants?

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  • 02.13.2012 8:41 PM PDT

What dirty joke is 'Bungie' a punchline to?

Seriously, I actually want to know...

  • 02.13.2012 8:45 PM PDT

We're concerned

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Posted by: UrbanSolder000
What dirty joke is 'Bungie' a punchline to?

Seriously, I actually want to know...

Aww, I can answer that one.

RAPHIC STORY BELOW, READ WITH CAUTION:

Three men have gone hiking in a jungle. They are walking along and then are ambushed by tribe people who knock them out.

They awaken at the tribe's camp. The chief walks up and asks, "Death or Bungie?" The first man, thinking nothing could be worse than death, opts for Bungie and the tribe began sodomizing the man. He got up in tears and ran away.
The second man still decided that Bungie was better than death, and the tribe sodomized him even more brutally than the first man. He dragged himself away whimpering.
The third man thought for a while and chose death, not wanting to undergo the hardship his friends had gone through. The chief of the tribe smiled and said, "Then it is death... by Bungie!"

  • 02.13.2012 8:50 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Redacted


[Edited on 02.13.2012 9:25 PM PST]

  • 02.13.2012 8:58 PM PDT

Are there any forms of life other than human, lurking through bungie's halls?

  • 02.13.2012 9:00 PM PDT


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Did you know that a Serial Killer wormed his way onto The Dating Game TV show back in 1978? He won the competition, but didn't go on the date because the female contestant who picked him thought he was too creepy in person when she actually met him. Still though, his answers were better than the other contestants, and he actually won. In context, knowing what he had actually done, and what he would continue to do, it instantly made all his answers intensely disturbing and creepy.

He's contestant number 1.

Dude.

  • 02.13.2012 9:01 PM PDT

Am I as awesome as Urk?

  • 02.13.2012 9:04 PM PDT

I had a dream about an alpha build of Destiny. In this dream I was playing the alpha build and there were 66 doors in the sky. In my dream I was told by a Bungie employee that although there were 66 doors in the sky I only needed to open 65. This employee continued to tell me that "With 'Destiny' we want to focus on the uniqueness of the number one". Please sir, can you tell me what my dream means?

  • 02.13.2012 9:04 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.


Posted by: evilcam
Did you know that a Serial Killer wormed his way onto The Dating Game TV show back in 1978? He won the competition, but didn't go on the date because the female contestant who picked him thought he was too creepy in person when she actually met him. Still though, his answers were better than the other contestants, and he actually won. In context, knowing what he had actually done, and what he would continue to do, it instantly made all his answers intensely disturbing and creepy.

He's contestant number 1.

;-;

  • 02.13.2012 9:09 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Redacted

[Edited on 02.13.2012 9:25 PM PST]

  • 02.13.2012 9:20 PM PDT