- Rokit
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- Exalted Mythic Member
- gamertag: Rokitz
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Want to know more about me? Check out my Community Joes interview.
Trying something once will increace your chances of success, because you tried it. Try someting twice, and your chances increase yet again - seeing as you've done it. Try something a few thousand times, and your chances of success is exponentially increased; this increase would likely provide success every time
Just for you Fo; answers are bold, explanations are underlined.
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Sounds good, buddy. Fill this out and we'll get back to you:
Forum Ninja Application
Please explain all answers.
1. User Name
Rokit - birthright
2. Location
Earth - every human lives on it
3. Why do you want to become a Forum Ninja (choose from below)?
a. Excellent salary and benefits
b. Hot chix
c. Naked pics of stosh
d. There is one specific user I want to ban and I am "rage-applying"
e. All of the above
It's all that keeps me coming. . . Uhm. . . Back - yes that's it; keeps me coming back.
4. Please rank the current Forum Ninjas from hottest to ugliest.
Pics must be provided otherwise Butane wins for being the only combustible
5. Who is your favorite Forum Ninja and why did you pick Foman?
Foman formally introduced me to his mother
6. You are in attendance at a hotel party at PAX and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you:
a. Get him another drink
b. Film the event and upload to YouTube
c. Help him to the bathroom
d. A and B only
e. All of the above
It'd just be rude to not give a man a beer when he's drowning in his own slobber - it's even worse not to share the lulz. Now rolling him to the bathroom, that's just a common courtesy.
7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why?
Hal envy
8. What is the best state-of-mind for moderating the forums?
a. Slightly buzzed
b. Drunk
c. Blacked out
d. Other (please specify)
Nothing's gotta more entertaining than waking up and wondering what the hell you've done to piss off so many people.
9. How soon should Private Message appeals be answered?
a. One year
b. Never
They deserve a chance - I guess.
10. Which of the following is an inappropriate reason to ban a member?
a. The user is Mythic and you want to "take them down a notch."
b. The user claims to be female, and is automatically probably lying.
c. The user just beat you in an argument.
d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in HFCS's "Automatic Bans" thread.
e. None of the above are inappropriate reasons.
"Just because" is the only inappropriate reason
11. Please explain why the following statement is true:
"I think that users need to be banned every once in awhile even if they are not breaking any rules, just to show them who's boss."
Explanation to Question 10 is false.