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Subject: masterchief is fat

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Poll: yes or no?  [closed]
fat-yes:  14%
(4 Votes)
skinny-no:  86%
(24 Votes)
Total Votes: 28

masterchief is getting fat ( shown in trailer )
i hope he goes on a diet

  • 05.19.2006 1:17 PM PDT

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Nah, people already make fun of me cuz I'm not "Chiefy" enough. We don't want people making fun of the Chief in the game now do we??

  • 05.19.2006 1:38 PM PDT

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he looks buff to me lol, i wouldnt race him

  • 05.19.2006 1:41 PM PDT
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hes hot u blind boy, look at his abs

  • 05.19.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: masterchief200
masterchief is getting fat ( shown in trailer )
i hope he goes on a diet



His armor doesnt expand...lol!

  • 05.19.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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Carrots.

If he was fat, he couldn't sprint as fast as he could, or do the manouvers that he could do in cutscenes ect...
Hes not fat.

Posted by: A moderator
A more streamline chief is a sexier chief


Not that many females visit bungie.net, I don't know why.

  • 05.19.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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who sed he/she is female, does the idea of a homos insult you or something?
+ to just say something about what u sed, he runs like a complete, cripple... thats whats wrong with halo2, a gentically modified man who runs at like 1 MPH

[Edited on 5/19/2006]

  • 05.19.2006 1:53 PM PDT

Posted by: impurity
I thought he was a little slimmer looking. A stream-lined Chief is a sexier Chief.


Speak for yourself, nothin' I love more than a little junk in the trunk. Yeah that's right Cortana, I'm looking at you.

  • 05.19.2006 1:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: RandyS

His armor doesnt expand...lol!


Actually, it does. Read The Fall of Reach.

  • 05.19.2006 1:56 PM PDT

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i dont how a dude who walks around in 1000 lbs. of armor could possibly be fat.

  • 05.19.2006 1:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: alexander2006
who sed he/she is female, does the idea of a homos insult you or something?
+ to just say something about what u sed, he runs like a complete, cripple... thats whats wrong with halo2, a gentically modified man who runs at like 1 MPH


Um........ you're wrong. You can time him using waypoint markers. The chief runs close to 20mph in the game. Which is damn fast.

  • 05.19.2006 2:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: alexander2006
who sed he/she is female, does the idea of a homos insult you or something?
+ to just say something about what u sed, he runs like a complete, cripple... thats whats wrong with halo2, a gentically modified man who runs at like 1 MPH


No, I have nothing rong with ...those people (Bungie will censor it), by the way, homos is considered an insult to those people.
Err... by the way, in the book fall of reach, the spartans can run more than 50km/h (For your brain, thats fifty killomiters per hour)

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  • 05.19.2006 2:04 PM PDT
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I sure as hell hope he's getting fat. Maybe I'll actually be able to outrun him, instead of recieving a horribly funny and painful death for all my hard work.

(This makes sense when you read my sig)

  • 05.19.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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Skinny people are weak.

He is not fat, and he is certainly not skinny.

He is MEATY.

  • 05.19.2006 2:29 PM PDT