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Subject: Septagon, we can get through this, we have the technology! (WARNING)

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

WARNING: The following contains EXTREME ELITISM. If you cannot take a joke in any random normal thread on Bungie.net, I suggest you think twice before you click this link. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Today I was eating my daily bagel and I thought to myself, "What would happen if member titles would be removed from bungie.net?" I did some deeper thinking, what is Bungie actually planning to remove/change or add for the new update? Do they even take all the mega long threads and ideas that we brainstorm into considertion? Why yes they do.

However, Achronos has admitted publicly on the forum once or twice, that there is a "priority list" that is taking place. I assume improving bagel fridays is somewhere on that list, not to mention posting naked pictures of stosh. I have devised a way to predict the forth coming features of Bungie.net!

So I ask you community, what would really happen if member titles were to be removed in the Bungie.net 2012 update? How would the community react? I cannot answer these questions, but there is someone who can. I now introduce you to the great and wonderful meme clip, known as....

Hitler finds out...Bungie.net is getting updated.

Side effects of watching may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Elitism is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.

=)

  • 02.15.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

I can't stop laughing after watching that.

  • 02.15.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Quite possibly one of the best Hit­ler Reacts videos ever.

  • 02.15.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Flours2012
Deathcon_5 on Adelais


Posted by: RighteousTyrant
Quite possibly one of the best Hit­ler Reacts videos ever.


OT: People would complain about something else.

[Edited on 02.15.2012 7:45 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I loved it. Those '08 members need to get what is coming to them!

  • 02.15.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Key

Edit: No but for real: amazing Hitler reacts video.

Also, I knew what MOAP was without googling. *point for me*

[Edited on 02.15.2012 7:52 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 7:43 PM PDT

|Best group|FileShare|Bungie.me Profile|Do it!|Click here!

If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

That was quite gute.

  • 02.15.2012 7:44 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

*googling #moap*

  • 02.15.2012 7:44 PM PDT

I liked how it's actually like Bnet.

  • 02.15.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Me gusta

Hitler mean..

  • 02.15.2012 7:46 PM PDT

That was awesome. It really hit home (home being my O8 join date)

  • 02.15.2012 7:51 PM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

Follow me on Twitter: @Godzneighbor

Xbox Ambassador: Feel free to ask any questions you might have about a Xbox issue in a PM to me. I may be able to help!

This is hilarious! :D

"Anyone who has a post count of 7 or more, or continuously beg for forum ninja, or act like they've been on b.net for 10 years. Get Out."

This was one of my favorite parts, not because of only what he said, but the fact that about 3.9/4 of all the people in that room left.


[Edited on 02.15.2012 7:52 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Oh my God spawn. When you mentioned the bewbz thread... I cracked up.

Also with the 'you are scum if you're googling MOAP.'

Also? Bungie = Hitler.
Godwin's Law has been fulfilled. My duty is done.

  • 02.15.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

That was hilarious.

  • 02.15.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Hitler finds out the Swag Bags are sold out.

I would just like to say the views expressed in this video aren't necessarily mine but rather from observations I found in the community. i.e Ken - your OK kiddo.

[Edited on 02.15.2012 8:05 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 7:54 PM PDT

Thank you for finally posting this. I loved it yesterday and I still love it today.

Perfectly done <3

  • 02.15.2012 7:54 PM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

I'm laughing my ass off. Well done op. This was priceless

  • 02.15.2012 7:59 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Saw this in "Regulars", very funny!

Joined: 4/12/2010...lol

[Edited on 02.15.2012 8:01 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 7:59 PM PDT

I think this is the truth disguised as sarcasm.

  • 02.15.2012 8:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I approve of this message.

  • 02.15.2012 8:00 PM PDT

#2 Supporter Halocharts, #11 other account.
"Ordinary love is selfish, deeply rooted in desires and satisfactions. Divine love is without condition, without boundary, without change."
You are all loved beyond measure.
I, like you, am a light-sound-vibration complex that resonates with others. I have hopes and dreams and ambitions, just like you! I AM, and so are you! Yes, we are one and the same, you and I.

I laughed hysterically.

ADAPT!

  • 02.15.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

I loved that.

Also, I sure hope the title system isn't taken away.

[Edited on 02.15.2012 8:03 PM PST]

  • 02.15.2012 8:03 PM PDT

"At the end of this day one shall stand, one shall fall"

So, Death or Bungie?

Can I get through it?

  • 02.15.2012 8:04 PM PDT

<3 THE SALTY CHIP

I love these videos.

  • 02.15.2012 8:04 PM PDT


Posted by: RighteousTyrant
Quite possibly one of the best Hit­ler Reacts videos ever.


* Quoting for high post count

  • 02.15.2012 8:09 PM PDT