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Subject: Im onto you, halo.

I believe this game is a conspiracy and the real one is owned by bungie. How could bungie release an imperfect game? It breaks tradition!

I must be right unless you can prove me wrong!

  • 02.15.2012 9:22 PM PDT

OMG!
Posted by: Fromans Fro
nope your right

why would Bungie use the all seeing ONI eye in their game?

obvious answer

Illuminati

  • 02.15.2012 9:25 PM PDT

See im right, no one can prove me wrong.

Bungie i demand you release the real game, the good one!

  • 02.15.2012 9:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Fromans Fro
those arent guardians who actually kill you when you die mysteriously

obvious Bungie Employee using invis god mods on you during his lunch break


It must be true!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!

  • 02.15.2012 9:30 PM PDT
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RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

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Clone is an internet God.

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RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

The truth is.

. . .


Audience response:

You liar.

  • 02.15.2012 9:35 PM PDT

Posted by: comander Seth
OMG!
Posted by: Fromans Fro
nope your right

why would Bungie use the all seeing ONI eye in their game?

obvious answer

Illuminati

Every game after ODST, has had illuminati symbolism in them.

Has that made them better games?

Bungie could have achieved world domination alone; their games were awesome before ODST....

If their next game also has illuminati symbols, it will probably suck too lol.

  • 02.15.2012 9:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Gangsta Team
Posted by: comander Seth
OMG!
Posted by: Fromans Fro
nope your right

why would Bungie use the all seeing ONI eye in their game?

obvious answer

Illuminati

Every game after ODST, has had illuminati symbolism in them.

Has that made them better games?

Bungie could have achieved world domination alone; their games were awesome before ODST....

If their next game also has illuminati symbols, it will probably suck too lol.

I know, the illuminati kidnapped Bungie, and they have been making game for them after Halo 3.

The reason for that is that they knew Bungie was close to world domination, so the illuminati wanted to stop them.

They thing above is a joke lol, but it's true that suddendly a ton of games use lots of weird illuminati symbols: GTA, CoD, Battlefied 3 to name a few.

  • 02.15.2012 9:51 PM PDT

a preposterous load of banter begging a good listening to

The truth is that Bungie has succeeded in their ultimate goal of world domination. All 7 billion of us save for Bungie are in sleeper pods which simulate reality so well, that no one ever realized that Bungie had even created this world. I however, have managed to elude the gaze of the eye of ONI to tell you that this world from which I am contacting you in does not exist. With your collective willpower, you can shatter the illusion, and overthrow the Bungie overlord. To do this you must find the cubed polar opposite of seven, and input the number into the drive under Sage's beard. You must then destroy the hat of the webmaster. Perform these tasks, and I will provide you with the next one.

  • 02.15.2012 10:11 PM PDT
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someone prove this wrong before we start to believe it

  • 02.15.2012 11:36 PM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

Next thread to post:

I'm onto you thread rip-offs.

  • 02.16.2012 12:21 AM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Would the drive under Sage's beard still be a part of the illusion? And since your world doesn't exi...wait... it all fits together now. We must find Sage...
Posted by: scopedharbinger
The truth is that Bungie has succeeded in their ultimate goal of world domination. All 7 billion of us save for Bungie are in sleeper pods which simulate reality so well, that no one ever realized that Bungie had even created this world. I however, have managed to elude the gaze of the eye of ONI to tell you that this world from which I am contacting you in does not exist. With your collective willpower, you can shatter the illusion, and overthrow the Bungie overlord. To do this you must find the cubed polar opposite of seven, and input the number into the drive under Sage's beard. You must then destroy the hat of the webmaster. Perform these tasks, and I will provide you with the next one.

  • 02.16.2012 12:29 AM PDT

OP: this

  • 02.16.2012 1:13 AM PDT


Posted by: Scatmanlance
OP: this


No u!

  • 02.16.2012 2:40 AM PDT