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Subject: The rate at which one teabags is directly related to rage

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Take the following scenarios...

1. Player A and B are playing Team Slayer on Zealot on opposite teams. Player B dies six times in a row to Player A's sword. Player B eventually AL-pummel combo's Player A and teabags him at a rate of 3 BPS (bags per second).

2. Player A is in a full party spawn-killing Player B with a Banshee on Utopie. Player B has a -30 K/D spread by the time he manages to kill the Banshee. As the body falls out, Player B proceeds over to the body of Player A and teabags at approximately 40 BPS.

Help me to construct a rage-BPS scale whereby rage is assumed based upon the circumstances of the agrieved player. BPS may also be altered to include actions other than teabagging, e.g. angrily pummelling the body of the aggressor and/or shooting the body in the genitalia.

For example;

Being camo-sniped repeatedly before sneaking up and assassinating the sniper results in a BPS of 20.

Now make up your own scenarios and an approximate BPS to match.

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[Edited on 02.16.2012 5:57 AM PST]

  • 02.16.2012 5:57 AM PDT

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Posted by: ICanHasRofl

Being camo-sniped repeatedly before sneaking up and assassinating the sniper results in a BPS of 20.


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Posted by: ICanHasRofl
3 BPS (bags per second).
:D

  • 02.16.2012 6:35 AM PDT

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Please, calculate BPS for me.

I assume it would be a low BPS.

[Edited on 02.16.2012 6:40 AM PST]

  • 02.16.2012 6:36 AM PDT
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  • 02.16.2012 6:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: ankerd123
Slow and steady wins the race.


Unless of course you just killed someone who's put you through 10 minutes of pain, in which case clicking your left thumbstick as though you are attempting to give yourself a seizure is necessary.

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Posted by: ankerd123
Slow and steady wins the race.


Unless of course you just killed someone who's put you through 10 minutes of pain, in which case clicking your left thumbstick as though you are attempting to give yourself a seizure is necessary.
That made me lol.

  • 02.16.2012 4:31 PM PDT

The same Elite and/or Brute has killed you 20 times on Legendary Campaign. After killing the Elite/Brute, you proceed to teabag at a rate of 7 BPS.

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Toggle vs Hold to Crouch = delay in baggage?

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Posted by: John S925
The same Elite and/or Brute has killed you 20 times on Legendary Campaign. After killing the Elite/Brute, you proceed to teabag at a rate of 7 BPS.
no

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Posted by: ICanHasRofl

Being camo-sniped repeatedly before sneaking up and assassinating the sniper results in a BPS of 20.


lolololol


I think that BPS should be higher for assassinating a sniper who is owning everyone.

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Killing the flag carrier meters from them scoring.

5 BPS

More like 10 bps.


[Edited on 02.16.2012 5:28 PM PST]

  • 02.16.2012 5:27 PM PDT

spiral out

Player A losing 14-0 in 1v1. Player A camps in a corner for 3 minutes until Player B runs by and gets assassinated. Player A bags player B at a rate of 15 BPS, then gets sniped by player B off his spawn. Player B bags player A after the game at 20 BPS.

  • 02.16.2012 5:39 PM PDT

spiral out

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  • 02.16.2012 5:41 PM PDT

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teabagging = rage?

I teabag on occasion to put an exclamation point on the end of the retarded full stop of another Spartans' stupid death. It's hilarious adding insult to injury.

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I teabag to assert my dominance.

  • 02.16.2012 6:46 PM PDT

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