You see, in a complex world of violence and chaos is our beloved friend and hero Master Chief(Also know as John to some). He fights for us, kills for us, wins for us, amuses us, plays capture the flag for us, kills other spartans for us on live, risked his life, lets you control how hard his ememies are(like on legendary), and never goes to the bathroom. He works very hard, and probably has died over 20,000,000 times. However, he keeps coming back for more, and always wins in the end. Having of said this, every now and then, he gets tired of being screwed in the back by Guilty Spark, Gravemind, Marines, turrets, plasma weapons, snipers, sticky gernades, and much, much more. He needs a break to just sit down, take Cortana out of his head, and watch some delicious and filling Family Guy. You see, the funniest-ness-ity has made Family Guy a wonderful experiance for all of those, who just happen to be bored enough to watch T.V. When you turn it on, what do you feel? Happiness? Joy? Anger? HATRED? LOVE OF PONIES? Or more anger? Do you hear the laughter of children? It is something, that can bring us all together, fill us with joy, make us feel loved, and fill up a good half hour at a time. When I watch family guy, I not only feel Happiness, joy, and love of ponies, but I feel good. I feel good knowing that somewhere, Family Guy creators are sitting there, watching Everybody Loves Raymond. All because they hate their own creation. But we don't. We love it, and so would Master Chief. It should be in his bathroom, in Cortana's data base to repeat every episode and every line, and Chief should see it in his visor. It is not only entertainment, but a way of life, a way of thought, a state of mind. So in conclusion, Master Chief should have the complete Family Guy Season 1 in his suit.