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Subject: What Dwells Within These Chapters? Bungie.net Conspiracy 2012!

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

What Dwells Within These Chapters?


I visited the odd, and dark side of bungie.net a moment ago. After stalking certain users, I encountered various, odd private groups in which I believe are related somehow. Here are the following chapters:

[LETTUCE] Founded 8.27.2003
HFCS Founded 4.19.2004
PANTS Founded 2.08.2005
CARROT Founded 2.13.2006
FUDON Founded 8.13.2008
YKTMTTD Founded 27.08.2009
Cake Bakers Anonymous Founded 8.24.2010 (Credit to CTN 0452 9)
Welcoming Committeep Founded 1.25.2012 (Credit to CTN 0452 9)



What Do These Initials Stand For?


This is where you guys come in, and will hopefully help me. Do these initials stand for something significant? Or will we discover that the initals used in these groups are merely inside jokes within an inside group? Or is it to amuse the members, watching users such as myself pondering over their group's existence?

I have one finding thus far, which consists of three words, in which I believe correlate to the final initials in the group YKTMTTD. These words are: 'Time', 'to', and 'dance'.

I believe these are the correct words, as indicated by the actual link on the group: http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/timetodance/Group/GroupMembers.aspx

YKTMTTD: You know the music, time to dance. (Credit to Homeboyd 903)



Similarities Between the Chapters


The chapters with the strongest link thus far, is definitely [LETTUCE] and CARROT. Not only are these groups names the names of vegetables (I know that sounded stupid), but they also both have the same motto and group background:

Motto in both [LETTUCE] and CARROT:

This is a PRIVATE chapter for specially invited members. If you have not been specifically, specially, or spectacularly invited, you will not be accepted.

However, [LETTUCE] and CARROT both have different founders. [LETTUCE], of course, being founded by SketchFactor, and Carrot being founded by our once beloved Kunilko (who has a really cool avatar, by the way). However, Kunilko was never a member of [LETTUCE].

YKTMTTD and FUDON also bear a similarity. This is within their mottos also. While not exactly the same, they are ridiculously alike.

YKTMTTD's Motto:

Nothing to see here. Move along.

FUDON's Motto:

Move along, there's nothing to see here....

Either urk got lazy attempting to copy SketchFactor's motto perfectly in the group FUDON, or both urk and SketchFactor have a very similar taste in what they like to have as their mottos in their private groups.



Differences Between the Chapters


I believe that HFCS is no way affiliated or connected with any of the groups listed within this thread. Although it holds the similarity with the other listed groups, in that all the group names consist of capitalized, initials, it is completely alone, in that it is far more public than the other groups listed.

This is evident by the fact that there is actually news in the 'News' section of the chapter.



The Leauge of the Web Team!


This is pretty far fetched, just like the rest of this thread I know. However, what if these groups actually consist of the members tackling issues on bungie.net itself?

I.e. When not together and in need of much more work (due to the constraints of deadlines), the Bungie employees part of some of these groups, gather to share information, and talk about their latest work involving bungie.net. Statistics, aesthetics and the sort. Also, there could be deadlines set etc.



Cake Bakers Anonymous


- Cake Bakers Anonymous could have been a group dedicated to the organization of a 'single scheduled PAX visit (or maybe multiple'. (Credit to sam da man 2008, and Sonic John)



Notes:

- If any interest is taken in to this thread, I will continue to update it.
- I hope you enjoyed reading it. Whether it was laughing at my outlandish and far-fethced thoughts, or being actually interested.
- Any contributions from the community will be credited within a new section in the 'reserved post'.
- I hate DeeJ.
- Apologies if a thread like this has been made recently.
- I will organize this thread once more if the community takes an interest in to it. I didn't spend long planning this thread, to be honest.



Disclaimer: Sorry for the lack of correct spelling and grammar, but my laptop is not dying on me, as of late, and my spell-check and grammar-check is no longer working.



BUNGIE.NET CONSPIRACY 2012!

-Quixoticelixirs



[Edited on 02.18.2012 12:14 PM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

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  • 02.18.2012 10:26 AM PDT

You know the music, time to dance

  • 02.18.2012 10:30 AM PDT

"I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith."

Go check out The Community Carnage!

Bungiepedia
Destinypedia

[LETTUCE], of course, being founded by Achronos
[LETTUCE] was founded by SketchFactor. Not Achronos.

[Edited on 02.18.2012 10:33 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 10:32 AM PDT

If only we had an inside man...

  • 02.18.2012 10:32 AM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Posted by: Homeboyd903
You know the music, time to dance
That was quick.

Edit:
this thread. :D

[Edited on 02.18.2012 10:55 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

I've always wondered what was in those groups.

  • 02.18.2012 10:33 AM PDT


Posted by: THE SALTY CHIP
I've always wondered what was in those groups.
The comman man shall never know.

  • 02.18.2012 10:36 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Thank you :)

Posted by: sam da man 2008
[LETTUCE], of course, being founded by Achronos
[LETTUCE] was founded by SketchFactor. Not Achronos.


And a big thank you, to you!

:D

Posted by: Homeboyd903
You know the music, time to dance


  • 02.18.2012 10:38 AM PDT

Key

It's clearly a plot to undermine the Mythics' powers... and I'm all for it.

[Edited on 02.18.2012 10:51 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 10:51 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Here, here!

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
It's clearly a plot to undermine the Mythics' powers... and I'm all for it.


[Edited on 02.18.2012 10:55 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 10:55 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

There is a new HFCS too.

And, 99% of all those people in those groups are absent members.

  • 02.18.2012 11:08 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Could you send me a link to that group please, Ken? It would be much appreciated :)

Posted by: spartain ken 15
There is a new HFCS too.

And, 99% of all those people in those groups are absent members.

  • 02.18.2012 11:22 AM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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x0x x0x x00 0xx 0x0 x0x 0x0

I have seen you future

Cake Bakers Anonymous - "Tears filled the eyes of the hearers, and the stone walls shook with cries of victory."

Welcoming Committee - "Classified"

  • 02.18.2012 11:23 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I will add these to the OP.

If anybody would like to speculate on these groups, or anything in the OP, please do so!

Posted by: CTN 0452 9
Cake Bakers Anonymous - "Tears filled the eyes of the hearers, and the stone walls shook with cries of victory."

Welcoming Committee - "Classified"

  • 02.18.2012 11:26 AM PDT
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

CBA

  • 02.18.2012 11:30 AM PDT

I wonder if they will ever actually release any information about these groups.

[Edited on 02.18.2012 11:32 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 11:30 AM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

0x0 x0x 0x0 000 000 x0x 000
x0x 0x0 0x0 0xx 000 0x0 000
x0x x0x x00 0xx 0x0 x0x 0x0

I have seen you future

Posted by: insaneAssass1n9
I wonder if they will ever actually release any information about these groups.

I doubt it, would be cool though. Maybe just a tease...

[Edited on 02.18.2012 11:33 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 11:32 AM PDT

Key

Clearly a group of Bungie Employee Alts

  • 02.18.2012 11:32 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

So do I.
Posted by: insaneAssass1n9
I wonder if they will ever actually release any information about these groups.

  • 02.18.2012 11:35 AM PDT

Why is there so much space under the OP? Either way, funny post. Great post as well. :P

  • 02.18.2012 11:41 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

HFCS

"Here fly crusty spacemen."

[Edited on 02.18.2012 11:45 AM PST]

  • 02.18.2012 11:44 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

That again makes me think HFCS isn't anything that special.

Posted by: Destiny 7
I didn't post this.

Ok?


Stop teasing us, you monster!

Posted by: Qbix89
So do I.
Posted by: insaneAssass1n9
I wonder if they will ever actually release any information about these groups.


Cheeky -blam!- ;)

Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Why is there so much space under the OP? Either way, funny post. Great post as well. :P

  • 02.18.2012 11:52 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I say we make our own cool groups and not allow any employees or mods.

  • 02.18.2012 11:58 AM PDT

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