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Subject: So I 1v1ed this reachtard today.

My god was he ever loud.

First game we played was on Zealot. He wouldn't play on Sanctuary or asylum, or any other Map like that, hell if I didn't take the party leader away from him, we would have played AR starts on uncaged. He hates MLG and their zero bloom game types,and he hated that I took away all of the AA for the first match. But we did however meet in the middle with the Tu game type of 85% bloom.

Really? all I wanted to do was play a fair match.

He did noting but complain that I camped around corners with the sword, that I only threw grenades, and that I wouldn't chase him when he had the sword. WTF? Who in their right minds would chase a player who has a sword? Come on...

The next match I decided to humor him and play on an unbalanced map, we play board walk. I put all of the AA's back on so he could play with all of his little toys. He quits after the score goes 12-2. His two kills were from rockets, One of which I accidentally blew my self up with when he crouched up to me with the shot gun.

Game ends, I send him a message saying GG, he sends me a message saying the games were terrible because I ran rockets, and wouldn't do the things a normal reach player would do. IE: chase, go in for the double pummel, and use inferior weapons that take too long to kill anything.

He said I was better with the DMR than him, but he could kick, my ass with any other weapon. That didn't happen.


game one
game two

I didn't have my Try hard pants on at the time, so I my play style was sloppier then usual.

vid 1 unrendered
vid 2 unrendered

If you do watch these videos, just know that there are certain points where I pause to either get up to do something, or read a message.

lets have a jolly ol' laugh, shall we?

  • 02.19.2012 5:12 PM PDT
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Tl;dr??????

Also did you win or lose?

  • 02.19.2012 5:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

lol. Those guys were dumb.

  • 02.19.2012 5:29 PM PDT
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The 343 forums suck. They're full of retarded kids and mods who got butthurt in the B.net forums for being told that they're bad.

lol negative 3.

Why did he challenge you?

[Edited on 02.19.2012 5:41 PM PST]

  • 02.19.2012 5:30 PM PDT

BTBnet aesthetics crew represent. uaware?

But who was phone?

  • 02.19.2012 5:44 PM PDT


Posted by: B Rye
lol negative 3.

Why did he challenge you?
Because I told him he was bad after a muiti team game XD. He said he could 1v1 me, and the other two I was playing with and win. So I accepted his challenge.

  • 02.19.2012 5:48 PM PDT

What a -blam!-.


lol -3 on Zealot, what was that idiot doing..

[Edited on 02.19.2012 6:04 PM PST]

  • 02.19.2012 6:03 PM PDT

Why even bother, really?
I rage.

Had a similar retard challenge me to a 1v1 after i insulted him for dashboarding cause there was an "inheritor"(bad one too) on the other team. He went offline when i sent him an invite... :/

  • 02.19.2012 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: boomdeyadah
What a -blam!-.


lol -3 on Zealot, what was that idiot doing..

If you think that's dumb, Everyone of them in the 2705 clan would give 10 second teabag for every AR beatdown kill they got.

It was hilarious.

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Were you guys having a bad game?

  • 02.19.2012 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: triggerhappy964
Were you guys having a bad game?


Lol.

  • 02.19.2012 6:55 PM PDT

This story isn't even cool. Zarth makes the dumbest threads ever.

  • 02.19.2012 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: triggerhappy964
Were you guys having a bad game?


Lol.
it wasn't that game, but the one before it.

  • 02.19.2012 7:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: InvasionImminent
This story isn't even cool. Zarth makes the dumbest threads ever.

My threads are worse. They are so bad forum ninjas lock them to stop the spread of stupid.

  • 02.19.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: triggerhappy964
Were you guys having a bad game?


Lol.

Lma0. This thread is officially invalid.

  • 02.19.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: Cleveland Browns
Posted by: ankerd123

Posted by: triggerhappy964
Were you guys having a bad game?


Lol.

Lma0. This thread is officially invalid.

Yeah because a 1 on 1 game is exactly the same when you throw in two extra teams.

  • 02.19.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Got a DMR sitting at ToD in every game type .... are you still going to call me a booster?

lol, melee as ToD.

  • 02.19.2012 7:57 PM PDT