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Subject: DeeJ Needs a Homepage Tagline!

As many of you already know, each and every time you load Bungie.net's homepage, you are presented with a random tagline on your browser tab.

I have included a current list, at the bottom of this post, of all possible taglines that one might find while visiting Bungie.net.

As you can see from this list, there are many employees that have taglines that are related to them. For example urk, stosh, and even Marty O'Donnell.

Now that we have a new community manager, DeeJ, I feel that he deserves his own tagline.

The purpose of this thread is for all of you to share your suggestions for DeeJ related taglines, and maybe, with enough support, we can convince the webteam to have one of them added!

Also, if you have no soul, and could really not care less about DeeJ, then feel free to leave general tagline suggestions as well.


DeeJ Related Community Tagline Suggestions
- DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time ********
- DeeJ: It's what's for dinner.
- Sent West
- It's DeeJ, not DJ.
- DeeJ lives in our full house now...take that Stephanie!
- DeeJ: Help! Ken is stalking me!
- His mother misunderstood his father when he asked for a BeeJ...
- DeeJ is just a lesser urk
- We forced Deej to do it.
- DeeJ is always the one to get the lights
- DeeJ: At least it isn't Hitler
- DeeJ: Ride along with me!
- DeeJ: When a Man loves a woman, he's there watching...filming...
- DeeJ: Gone out west to find the webmaster o('_')o
- DeeJ...More dumb ideas....
- DeeJ Needs a Homepage Tagline!
- (¯`·._.·(¯`·._.·(¯`·. _.· DeeJ ·._.·´¯)·._.·´¯)· ;·._.·´¯)
- Nanananaanananaananana DEEJ!
- Say hi to Deej, he's new here!
- Because DeeJ's a pirate!
- DeeJ: "I'm your spirochaetal clown"
- DeeJ: "I'm your spirochaetal Rodeo clown"
- DeeJ: A one night stand in a cowboy hat, ask about his six shooter ladies...
- DeeJ the rack!
- DeeJ, The only guy on Bungie.net who has boobs.
- Khaki pants are not allowed. Especially for DeeJ.
- Sent west 'cause the East don't want him.
- Preparing for the DeeJ of Madrigal.
- DeeJ: Delivery from the West.
*Each asterisk indicates each additional vote for a that specific tagline

Other Community Tagline Suggestions
- One does not simply, make a tagline...
- Bungie.net? Nope. Chuck Testa!
- Why am I such a terrible person?
- '04 or bust.
- See You Starside!
- We Have Bagels, and You Can't Have Them!
- Give Me Your Bagels, This Is a Stickup!


Current Taglines
- First!
- Nathan Fillion returns our phone calls.
- Get the Slingshot Ready!
- Blam!
- Choppers on Lost Platoon Don't Count!
- Where's my Team?!
- For the record, she LOVES my air viola move.
- Prepare to Drop
- Now With More Cowbell!
- Time for Step 7
- The Tru7h. The Whole Tru7h. And Nothing but the Tru7h.
- Bip. Bap. Bam! Welcome to Bungie.
- You can haz Recon.
- You have no rights. Play nice.
- Harrison's Mom has got it goin' on.
- We promise to keep our Sniper Rifles off the streets.
- Step 6 Complete
- Upon extended consideration, we approve of Pants.
- All Countdowns, All the Time
- Frog Blast the Ventcore!
- The Home of Marty O'Donnell
- Moar Sausage!
- Our Webmaster Wears a Gorilla Suit and a Jetpack
- You can't have our Recon
- Stosh says "Think Before You Throw!"
- You're a good player, and your mom is a classy lady.
- I blame stosh.
- Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991
- Home of the Man Cannon
- 1 Billion Rumors Busted and Counting
- This One Goes To Eleven
- Come for the stats, stay for the lame jokes.
- Too long, did not listen.
- There Will Be a Payoff
- Don't Make us Kick Your Ass
- Brought To You By The Number 7
- urk is getting sloppy. He blames stosh.
- Tank beats everything!
- He's Watching You
- Watch your step.
- We are not Bungie.Org
- No, we're not going to "verse" you.
- We reject your reality and substitute our own!
- Pretend it's a Submarine!
- Pretend it's a Popsicle!
- Johnson Knows What the Ladies Like.
- Hold RB To Ride Brokeback!
- Stats like phat stacks.
- Xbox Live and Pizza, 24/7/365
- Satisfy Your Grunty Thirst
- So, you may have heard of this "Halo" game we made...
- You've just crossed over into The Brute Zone!
- Developers of Really Cool Stuff
- If Only Your Mom Knew
- Lumpy pudding is against the rules
- Home of the BR Spread
- People have been pounding our site for years. Big time.
- Why yes, that is a euphemism.
*Feel free to let me know if there are any that I missed.


[Edited on 02.21.2012 5:07 PM PST]

  • 02.20.2012 1:43 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

DeeJ: It's what's for dinner.

  • 02.20.2012 1:44 PM PDT

"Sent West" would work fine.

  • 02.20.2012 1:45 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

It's DeeJ, not DJ.

DeeJ'll get fired if he answers that.

  • 02.20.2012 1:46 PM PDT


Posted by: Destiny 7
Is this official?
It is not official, but we can still make suggestions and possibly get one added if it is good enough.

  • 02.20.2012 1:46 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.

  • 02.20.2012 1:46 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Give one of the older employees a tagline. DeeJ hasn't been there long enough for any jokes to form about him.

  • 02.20.2012 1:48 PM PDT

I feel like he needs to prove himself to Bungie, and to us, before he should get his own tagline.

  • 02.20.2012 1:52 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash


Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.

Yes, I think this would work just fine.

  • 02.20.2012 1:52 PM PDT

Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.

I like this one.

  • 02.20.2012 1:55 PM PDT

Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.

Yes, I think this would work just fine.
I am STILL laughing.

*thread saved*

  • 02.20.2012 1:55 PM PDT

There are three people I serve. God, Chuck norris, and Evilcam.


Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.
Good one right here.

  • 02.20.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

DeeJ lives in our full house now...take that Stephanie!

  • 02.20.2012 2:08 PM PDT

There are three people I serve. God, Chuck norris, and Evilcam.


Posted by: PKF_647
DeeJ lives in our full house now...take that Stephanie!
That made me laugh hard.

  • 02.20.2012 2:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.


Recon almost changed a title with "mail sack" in it to "male sack".

Please....Oh please let them use this.

  • 02.20.2012 2:12 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

One does not simply, make a tagline...

  • 02.20.2012 2:14 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15
One does not simply, make a tagline...
I am not sure if that is actually a suggestion or if you are just saying it as a statement. For the time being I will put it under Other Tagline Suggestions section.

[Edited on 02.20.2012 2:21 PM PST]

  • 02.20.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

DeeJ's Mom misunderstood his father when he asked for a...

[rude original][/rude original]

Edited to protect young eyes...

[Edited on 02.20.2012 2:31 PM PST]

  • 02.20.2012 2:24 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor

DeeJ is just a lesser urk

  • 02.20.2012 2:26 PM PDT

Bungie.net? Nope. Chuck Testa!

[Edited on 02.20.2012 7:24 PM PST]

  • 02.20.2012 2:32 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

We forced Deej to do it.

  • 02.20.2012 2:33 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

Posted by: spawn031
DeeJ: Bringing you the male sack one week at a time.
This hah!

  • 02.20.2012 2:35 PM PDT

We're concerned

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-DeeJ is always the one to get the lights
-DeeJ: At least it isn't Hitler

[Edited on 02.20.2012 2:38 PM PST]

  • 02.20.2012 2:37 PM PDT

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