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Subject: I'm pretty butt hurt
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Bringing in Fikst. Bringing back lmao.
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  • 02.21.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

As every man and his dog has already noted, pressing but not holding melee should beatdown instead of assassinating. Theory and practice are found feuding many a time, however, and whether the fault lies with a faulty button, faulty finger, or gremlins in the code, every so often you'll find yourself in the middle of a pointless animation at the worst possible time.

At least the game lets us Yoink, however, which is a beautiful mechanic for dealing with the -blam!-s on our team who deliberately assassinate. It's cathartic, at any rate.

The controller options menu needs a "never assassinate" setting.

I get genuinely mad (yes bro) when I get into a DMR battle in default Reach and the worthless scrub I'm fighting realises he's getting dumped on yet again, and just throws his nades at my feet instead of shooting back. Since it's default Reach, I can't do anything to get away, and I trade with the useless piece of fecal matter.

[Edited on 02.21.2012 8:18 PM PST]

  • 02.21.2012 8:16 PM PDT

My melee button is B so maybe that makes it easier to tap, I am not sure..

  • 02.21.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Killer VVhale
So I'm making a thread about stuff that annoys me. I'm not really interested in changing stuff. Just making my personal blog (cause some tard always says it).

Grenades
I don't mind a huge grenade radius honestly, but can it please do less damage at a further range? It should do lots of damage if it lands near you and a little bit of damage if it lands far from you.

It should not kill your entire family just because it lands on the same map.

Assassinations
If I punch a guy in the back I want to kill him quickly and get away. I do not want to tickle his butt hole while his team comes over and kills me.

Jetpack
Seriously? Removing this atrocity would make Reach fifteen times better instantly.

Might come back for more after I stop being angry.


Grenades have led to me dashboarding from Countdown 95% of the time its chosen. In those tunnels they're nuclear.

  • 02.21.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: Killer VVhale

If I punch a guy in the back I want to kill him quickly and get away. I do not want to tickle his butt hole while his team comes over and kills me.


lol'd

Hard.

  • 02.21.2012 9:55 PM PDT

what about people spawning with invis?

i honestly think that's the most annoying thing in this game.

  • 02.21.2012 9:58 PM PDT

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7.29 God Magnum
7.79 Sniper
5.34 Needle Rifle


Posted by: Ghosty Gh0st
what about people spawning with invis?

i honestly think that's the most annoying thing in this game.

Quoted for utter truth.

  • 02.21.2012 10:07 PM PDT
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Bringing in Fikst. Bringing back lmao.
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Posted by: The Ruckus 2010

Posted by: Killer VVhale

If I punch a guy in the back I want to kill him quickly and get away. I do not want to tickle his butt hole while his team comes over and kills me.


lol'd

Hard.

  • 02.21.2012 10:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Darkside Eric
So basically... Waypoint is pro-vanilla?

Posted by: Sentox6
Waypoint isn't pro-anything so much as they're just anti-intelligence.


Posted by: Killer VVhale
I do not want to tickle his butt hole while his team comes over and kills me.

I read this in your voice and lol'd

  • 02.21.2012 11:10 PM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks


Posted by: Killer VVhale
Why should I have to think in order to avoid something retarded.


lol

OT - Jetpacks do suck.

  • 02.22.2012 5:57 AM PDT

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