- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: GezaB
If Master CHief would kick you, your head would break through the wall.
If Master Chief shook your hand, your arm would break.
Deseases don't effect Master Chief, Master chief effects diseases.
If Master chief picked you up, yoru spinal cord would explode.
if Master Chief punched an Elite, his head would fly off, circle the world once, and land right back on the ELites body.
Master Chief just became the new Chuck Norris.