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Posted by: xGH0STce11x
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Posted by: TheDeadGuy
......*blinks*.....that's just plain....wrong. No, she is not her mother. Halsey knew Jacob Keyes only for that mission to scout out the SPARTAN II's. They did not have "feelings" for each other.

Also, I believe it was a grey skirt, not a suit.


yea, he's right. Hasley couldn't miranda's mother, i really don't see how they both could have the time to have sex with the whole spartan project going on

what is "sex"?


-Maybe you can have the bowling ball fill you in on some details...here's a hint--there's three holes. Muahahaha!
-Oh that is just gross.
-I meant on the bowling ball.

Keyes86, now that I read that, it makes more sense. I just really don't think that she's her mother. I dunno, guess I'll have to wait and see.

  • 05.22.2006 4:33 PM PDT

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I bet Keyes pounded Dr. Halsey.

  • 05.22.2006 4:36 PM PDT
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Immediately when they first described Dr. Halsey with as thin, with a pale face, and black hair I thought of Miranda Keyes.

Posted by: Scratch xNx Snif
I bet Keyes pounded Dr. Halsey.


How appropiate. You get a cookie.

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 4:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: The1337Dude
Immediately when they first described Dr. Halsey with as thin, with a pale face, and black hair I thought of Miranda Keyes.

Posted by: Scratch xNx Snif
I bet Keyes pounded Dr. Halsey.


How appropiate. You get a cookie.

but there have got to be billions of people that fit that profile.
and cpt. keyes strikes me as a very professional man.

and here's something no one has thought of:

if this theory were true, then cortana would know about it. when MC grabbed Keyes' neural implants, he plugged them into his head-piece, and cortana accessed the info on them.

since cortana is linked to dr. halsey then it would have struck her as odd info.

  • 05.22.2006 4:48 PM PDT
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That is true xGH0STce11x, and it makes sense. Also, if Cortana was a copy of Dr. Halsey's brain, wouldn't she have already known?

  • 05.22.2006 4:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: loco moco
if you really are a girl you should get implants and get hott. then get addicted to halo and stop making stupid theories

you aren't even good at flaming and insulting.

if you think implants are hott then you're obviously retarded and spend WAY to much time looking at playboy than actually interacting with real girls in your daily life.

and while i think this theory is mostly pointless, it's not stupid and has real evidence, inlike most theories, whose main argument is "com on, just think about it"

you sir, are a poor excuse for a living being.



Posted by: TheDeadGuy
That is true xGH0STce11x, and it makes sense. Also, if Cortana was a copy of Dr. Halsey's brain, wouldn't she have already known?

depends on when the alleged affiar took place and when cortana was created.


[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 4:52 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

this is a repeat of a very old post. back then the posters argument was that cortana looked very similar to miranda keyes, and that the book said cortana is fasioned after dr. halsey. put two and two together and poof. i still don't see a convincing argument though. what evidence do you have that proves it?

  • 05.22.2006 4:55 PM PDT
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The link in Keyes86's post on the first page, SweetTRIX. Also xGH0ST, judging by estimated dates, Cortana would have to have known. She has to follow the whole "7 years until death by thinking" rule like all smart AI's and we know the 7 years haven't passed yet. Miranda isn't less than 7 so I'm sure Cortana would have known...unless the good Doctor erased that part of Cortana's memory.

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Posted by: Scratch xNx Snif
I bet Keyes pounded Dr. Halsey.


You? You can go jump in a pit of fire and die you can.

  • 05.22.2006 4:59 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: Keyes86
T his is enough to convince me that Dr. Halsey is infact Commander Keyes' mother.


thats pretty thin. purely circumstantial. that's like saying my best friend baby has to be mine because we used to spend so much time together.

  • 05.22.2006 5:04 PM PDT
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Well, we just don't really know for sure. It never says they DID do 'it', but it never says they DIDN'T. So we don't really know for sure or not.

  • 05.22.2006 5:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: TheDeadGuy
The link in Keyes86's post on the first page, SweetTRIX. Also xGH0ST, judging by estimated dates, Cortana would have to have known. She has to follow the whole "7 years until death by thinking" rule like all smart AI's and we know the 7 years haven't passed yet. Miranda isn't less than 7 so I'm sure Cortana would have known...unless the good Doctor erased that part of Cortana's memory.

yeahg i dunno why i didn't just do the math myself lol.
im pretty lazy.

so that means if keyes and halsey did the nasty, then cortana knows about it.

but there's no proof of it. and even if there was, what does it matter?

  • 05.22.2006 5:09 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: TheDeadGuy
Well, we just don't really know for sure. It never says they DID do 'it', but it never says they DIDN'T. So we don't really know for sure or not.


i agree. i was just stating that that link presented a weak argument.

  • 05.22.2006 5:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheDeadGuy
Posted by: Scratch xNx Snif
I bet Keyes pounded Dr. Halsey.


You? You can go jump in a pit of fire and die you can.


And the ninjas will come and stab me, also? Hmmmm?

By the way, this is a good theory. I think this a really good find.
I've read all the books like 6 times each, and I've never thought of the idea of Miranda Keyes.
I thought about Halsey and Keyes liking eachother, but not that.

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 5:15 PM PDT

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