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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.
The Joyeuse IP Formula
I just nostalgia'd all over the place. Damn, I miss the Cavegirls.
WHERE'S MY DON WAN? WHERE'S MY BS ANGEL?!
I'm with PMS now. Anyways, EL can't post again for another six months.
Posted by: EL
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Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: cortana 5
This is where I try to post something humble, then get accused of doing so just to look cool and like I don't care, but in reality I'm just looking for more attention.
Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Stop being so self-centered, you're just a member like everyone else.
/trying-to-prove-Cortana's-pointThis is where I call you out for trying to act humble. I also carefully assert that you are replying above the quote in the style that Achronos first pioneered on these here forums not too long ago. I do not, however, realize that the post is a lure for attention, and willfully click the submit button.Now I step in to break up the arguing and create the peace. I tell you to respect Cortana because she is not only known, but also a lady and ladies should be nothing but respected. I am revered by my peers and today is forever etched into the fabric of history as the day I wasted four solid minutes trying to come up with a decent attempt at responding to your post. You owe me ten bucks.This is where I point out to you Cortana is not a lady. She will forever be the 12-year-old little CaveGirl. But she will continue to be respected by everyone in the community. And I wasted ten solid minutes making this post because I couldn't remember the name of her clan.