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Subject: The plan for world domination

Ask me a question, and I will most likely respond back with false and illogical information not pertaining to said question.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to completely join the Seventh Column and follow Bungie's seven-step plan. I'm ready to help Bungie take over the world, as well as build that massive slingshot. My question is, when will we complete Step 7? How is our progress?

And when was the last time Ling-Ling's head was mentioned?

  • 02.26.2012 8:46 PM PDT

Posted by: gameaddict777
I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to completely join the Seventh Column and follow Bungie's seven-step plan. I'm ready to help Bungie take over the world, as well as build that massive slingshot.
One of us, One of us, Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble.

  • 02.26.2012 8:48 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

Welcome brother, we have been expecting you...

  • 02.26.2012 8:49 PM PDT

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge...."

Ling-Ling's head has been stolen by the Webmaster.

  • 02.26.2012 8:50 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Relevant

  • 02.26.2012 8:51 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

Welcome, brother. I shall get you a commemorative t-shirt.

What size are you?

  • 02.27.2012 4:39 AM PDT

First you have to pay the "world domination joining fee"...

So yeah, um, PM me for my bank details...


  • 02.27.2012 5:10 AM PDT

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge...."


Posted by: Tycho_005917
Welcome, brother. I shall get you a commemorative t-shirt.

What size are you?
Oh man I need a new one. I'm a XL

  • 02.27.2012 5:31 AM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

We've been on Step 7 for a very long time, but I'm assuming that it takes a very long time to build a giant slingshot.

  • 02.27.2012 5:41 AM PDT

Ad Infinitum

I recently had an exclusive interview with a "Bungie insider" who, of course, will remain unnamed.

According to him, Bungie is already in the testing phase, using small adorable children.

Based on that image, it's safe to assume that Bungie has been quite busy. I expect an enormous, orbit-capable slingshot within the month. God help us all.

  • 02.27.2012 5:42 AM PDT