- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
They aren't really Kamikazies, they're usually just scared and run away (save the odd plasma grenade aimed at your face,) but a higher level grunt would be cool. One that still doesn't even compare to the Chief though, so he just kicks it out of the way. How great would that cutscene be?
Grunt General: "I am going after the demon, here, take these." - he hands his weapons to another grunt and switches his breathing aparatus for a more compact model.
Grunt aide: "Yes, master." - takes weapons and salutes General as he leaves compartment.
"Stupid master..." - mutters the grunt so only the viewer can hear.
Cut to the Chief walking down a corridor, at ease with his rifle hanging to his side.
Grunt General leaps from shadows and cries;
"Ha!"
At which point the Chief kicks him out of the way and into a cupboard, killing the drama of the preceeding scenes. With a quick look over his shoulder the Chief slings his rifle and continues down the hall, whistling. ;)