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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance
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Why call it a Waaahmbulance? Bungie should put that Warthog available as a medical car in H3.

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  • 05.23.2006 12:34 AM PDT
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I am your shield, I am your sword.
I know you, your past, your future.
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LOL wow.

I don't realy see the point in modding, you gain no skill from it. What I dislike, oh so very much, is that there are kids that mod, 9-13 yr. olds and their damn annoying voices. I can only come to the conclusion that they beg their parents to buy their mods, only because no1 at that age afford to mod their Xbox besides begging their parents or getting money from selling drugs. Now sometimes it is kind of hard to find out who is modding, because there are kids who have no life, all they do is go to school and come home and play halo.

Now the 360 on the other hand is great for anti modding:
1. Parents wont buy their kid(s) one so easily, kids have a less of a chance of owning one without their parents' help.
2. A lot of updates to prevent modifications.

I'm a little Biased about kids on Xbox Live, don't get me wrong though, there are skilled ones.

I love you Bungie. KICK ASS WITH HALO 3!!!

  • 05.23.2006 12:39 AM PDT
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I LOL'D.

  • 05.23.2006 12:46 AM PDT

Will is everything.

I just read this, and I realize I'm a little late to the party, but....this is one of the most hilarious articles I've read! God I was giggling with glee the whole time I was reading this. Folks at Bungie, I hope you know we all appreciate the hard work you put into banning griefers like this. As a legitimate, non-cheating player this was such an entertaining read. It's funny to see what these immature people will send in after they realize they are banned and punch the panic button.

  • 05.23.2006 12:47 AM PDT

Hahahaha, great article!
I love to see cheaters beg like this. :D

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  • 05.23.2006 1:02 AM PDT
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silly silly moders oh weel just goes to show bungie thinks of the little guy new zealand where our maximum upload is 128k in some cases 512k so we lag and standbyers just make it even worse so we give up

there storys are funny funny -blam!- up blargggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

kill you nZZZZ

  • 05.23.2006 1:24 AM PDT

Hey, that was great, but I do have one question. How can I spot "Standbying", or "Bridging"? To be honest, these words are new to me. I know how to spot modding simply because it is very easy, but the other two I have no idea how to spot. I don't ever want to get involved in any of that stuff, so an explanation would be great.

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  • 05.23.2006 1:39 AM PDT

i dont see why people cheat, i find it funny when i get modded on and they have the cheek to say they are better than me! the only thing you better at than me is getting banned!!!

  • 05.23.2006 1:52 AM PDT
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haha i think you should do more than ban them i think you should fine them real money because i think but im not sure modding your xbox/360 is illegal for the hardware modders

  • 05.23.2006 2:00 AM PDT
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why is bungie banning people from matchmaking for cheating

You can almost smell the indignation.

  • 05.23.2006 2:04 AM PDT
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I think those guys should at least show maturity and formalness. They need to ask more politely, and maybe bungie or Microsoft will have a little sympathy for them. But their cheaters and they got what they deserve.

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bungie rocks modders suck testicles so keep ur pimp hand strong bungie.

  • 05.23.2006 2:09 AM PDT
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Hahahahahaha gotta love those inconclusive 13 year old kids, specially the ones that have 3 different and increasingly incoherent ways to mispell the word "banned". Rofl at the modder who offers to "dob" in others aswell, great story keep up the good work.




  • 05.23.2006 2:17 AM PDT



Playing online is a privilege, much like driving a car. It may cost you money to do it, but you have to obey the rules or get your licence revoked.

These cheaters dont understand simple concepts like that.

Pity them.

  • 05.23.2006 2:19 AM PDT
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man, that's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. LOL

  • 05.23.2006 3:05 AM PDT

If we are what we eat, then oh my God, we're cannibals.

Reading their pleas of mercy and forgiveness cracks me up. Reading their letters is very enjoyable, especially when they are literally begging for a resurrection of their "bant" account.

Frankie, please show us more messages like these!

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omg...those letters r so funny-pure class!the government seem to connect terrorism to drugs-but have they noticed the link between xbl cheaters and bad grammer/spelling?lol!please bungie keep the waaahmbulances sirens wailing out loud as its now the first part of your(excellent)site that i go to.why go on xbl to cheat-theres places like xbc/xlink where the modders and stuff can hang out and play modded games anyway.good work on the bans anyway cos i hate it when theyre in a game(try and catch a modder when hes nicked your flag!!!!).oh yeah,one more thing.....RELEASE MORE HALO3 PICS AND STUFF!!!!!!

  • 05.23.2006 3:21 AM PDT
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EDIT: ^^ oh, Frankie, quick put this in!! ^^

I love killing people to dust when they reach for the standby button. (OR standbye as its irratatingly called by illiterate fools)

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  • 05.23.2006 3:36 AM PDT
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Oh MY GAWD!!! Bahahaha, the last one was by far the best! Sniping him before he could reach for the standby button.

  • 05.23.2006 3:50 AM PDT
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Standbying is when you stop your internet connection or use a macro or such program to constantly stop and start your connection. this can only be achieved if you have a bridged connection to your computer, (there are some stupid people who pull the cord out of their non direct connection for 2 or so seconds, how that helps i dont no.) the standbyer is never the person with the best connection you silly fools. the hosts connection is an average of everyone elses ie one person has red, another green, the host has yelow simple.

Bridging is not lagging people out thats silly to think that, bridging is simply a way to connect multiple things to your computer and use the same as in the exact same connection, therefor allowing to see all ip addresses running on the connection. the Bridger as such is never the host, he is the person that allows his connection to only accept incoming connections from the person he is bridging host to. therefore always creating the rooms and forcing host to that player as no other player is able to connect to everyone.
lagging people out is only able to be done by someone that has a bridged connection to but must have host, so he either a: got a friend to bridge him host, or he standbyed for host (done by dropping your connection as well) he will see a list of everyones ip addresses and if hes smart hei'll no which are his team mates and lagg half of the opponents out.

When you see a person with an awsome connection and the rest with red, this is called a TEAM standby, done by the host with a bridged connection blocking traffic to everyone but the team mate/s. every few seconds usually with a macros program again.

i had to write this coz everyone allways mistakens everything coz they are silly
thankyou

  • 05.23.2006 4:02 AM PDT
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Inside my mind

Okay like 2 weeks ago bungie was saying the had better tools to detect cheaters and other -FV<KING B1TCHES.
But when I singed in and played some matchmaking first 3 games where against cheaters.
And it is in that kind of situations I wish I had the equipment and the funds to track them all down and fv<king torture mutilate and maybe kill them.

But okay I don’t have the equipment nor the funds so SI-IiT I have to trust bungie they do everything they can.

Last week everything went wrong my xbox 360 crashed my mobile phone died.
I have fv<king stitches in my middle finger cause I had to test how sharp glass is.
One of my weed plants is about to die too.
I think I am getting sick cause I have to cough all the time.
And I am a little tensed cause I quit smoking weed.(till 29th of June because of school)

But everything aside

The reason I was telling you all those things is this.
I was feeling miserable and had so much self-pity,
But that changed as soon as I started reading how miserable they feel
cause all there accounts are banned.
And there basically bagging to get unbanned.
And you guys just making fun of them in public.
I love you bungie can’t you do this every month.
Just to illustrate how fv<king stupid those guys are.

Keep it up with the ban hammer, but keep it fair

Cause I had a friend that got banned two times for no reason

I think

And for all you cheating, modding, standby-ing boosting, bridging retards

I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF AIDS
(or something even worse)


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  • 05.23.2006 4:07 AM PDT
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LOL! Bungie. You just made my day. Thank you.



Oh! I want a Waaahmbulance.

  • 05.23.2006 4:27 AM PDT
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lol that was funny looking through that

i have a question............. can u get banned if you PLAY in a modded game?? like not on purpose?

  • 05.23.2006 4:34 AM PDT

10 years with Bungie.
3 years with 343 Industries.

It's time for that all to change, and to take 343 to the top.
Bungie, it's been one hell of a good run with you guys. It's just time to move on. We'll be together again soon.

Yep....I've run into so many modders on Big Team Battle, but they're saying Don't Tell On Us! there was a whole modded Blue Team at Turf....we Lost...........They changed the spawns, the scarab position (Right in front of the gate...) and one of the spawns was at the top of the buildings...... DAMN BASTARDS...
BURN IN HELL!

  • 05.23.2006 4:44 AM PDT