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actially no it doesnt hurt your 'stat' points, im guesing because you are hearing people call modder then you are on that team
and regardless to what some people think when you quit a game early. the game continues in its normal way in btb if your team wins you win, u just place last after the people that one who didnt quit

  • 05.23.2006 6:07 AM PDT

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Posted by: Kashoki
Haha ! Love it! It's funny when you get standbyed and bridged and at the end of the game you say you have the VCR recording the game and will send a copy of the tape to bungie.

One guy said if I don' send the tape he will be my friend and help me get a high rank. XD


XD

  • 05.23.2006 6:07 AM PDT

Lord, I was born an 'Amblin' Man.

That was wildly entertaining, I give it two thumbs up! The only thing it was lacking was one of the "death threats" that you always mention having received. Also, I had a couple of general questions related to your massive amount of e-mails. After reading so many e-mails, can you estimate education level and age from first glance? Wtih so many typos, how long does it take you to read these e-mails?

  • 05.23.2006 6:07 AM PDT
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lol these idiots are hilarious

  • 05.23.2006 6:08 AM PDT
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yes, yes they are. dude, i love it. These kids need a life. and about that one guy that keeps makng fun of kids...you need to get a life. i bet i make more money than you. if you take away whatever your mom pays you. just cuz somone hasnt played the earlier games doesnt make them worse people. besides they are just games...who cares.

  • 05.23.2006 6:10 AM PDT
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I can't even believe these jokers cheat, cause so much annoyance...and then have the nerve to email bungie for an appeal.

I sware, someone should go to their house's one by one and light their xbox's on fire. -_-

  • 05.23.2006 6:12 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

I really needed a laugh this morning; yeah, this definitely did it for me. :-)

  • 05.23.2006 6:16 AM PDT

My favorite is the one where he can spell band, bant, bannd

  • 05.23.2006 6:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: johny_soup_aus
actially no it doesnt hurt your 'stat' points, im guesing because you are hearing people call modder then you are on that team
and regardless to what some people think when you quit a game early. the game continues in its normal way in btb if your team wins you win, u just place last after the people that one who didnt quit


Good to hear about the stats, I even once got a threat from a team that I was on calling me all sorts of names because I quit early.

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  • 05.23.2006 6:18 AM PDT
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I've heared that there is a new way that people are modding their Xbox's. Not to cheat on games, but to cheat the entire xbox system all together. My friend/friends have been talking about a program you can get that makes Xbox Iive free. Is there anything you have heared about this?

And if so, is there anyway that XB Live can ban these people. Honestly if you dont pay for it like the rest of us, you dont need to be playing.

AS FOR THE CHEATERS! HA! IN YOUR FACE YOU FRIGGEN JERKS!

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 6:19 AM PDT

I do appreciate what you guys are doing (and what you have done) to try to make this great experience even better. Matchmaking has been a source of frustration even more so lately..its good to hear that you care about the experience, and that you are spelling zealots.

Halo2 has been good to me.

  • 05.23.2006 6:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kashoki
Haha ! Love it! It's funny when you get standbyed and bridged and at the end of the game you say you have the VCR recording the game and will send a copy of the tape to bungie.

One guy said if I don' send the tape he will be my friend and help me get a high rank. XD


Dude. What jerks. You cant hook up a vcr to your tv if your xbox is pluggen in. I guess you cound if you had a splitter thing but still. Who is that dumb....

  • 05.23.2006 6:24 AM PDT
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Bungie I applaud you for showing us that you are banning people. However my question to you is how aggressive are you going to be with the bannings now? I ask this because of the new way to mod that has been happening over the past week or so. As you have said many times people will find a way to cheat. New ways keep poping up. It just seems to be getting worse. Does your banhammer detect this new modding? I hope that it does.

  • 05.23.2006 6:27 AM PDT
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yeah, bungie do if you never make a mistake, luckely i never got banned for nothing, but maybe you remember "Deadric" i think the biggest anti cheater on live and the nicest never makes an offence or nothing. Then all of a sudden he get banned cause he played on XBC(XboxConnect) where he played a modded map, then he went on live and it was still loaded in his system. WOW thats really fare maybe you should look little better at some of the request casue some people are innocent and are legit 39+.

  • 05.23.2006 6:29 AM PDT
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Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Bwahaha. FTW, Bungie, FTW.

  • 05.23.2006 6:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kashoki
Haha ! Love it! It's funny when you get standbyed and bridged and at the end of the game you say you have the VCR recording the game and will send a copy of the tape to bungie.

One guy said if I don' send the tape he will be my friend and help me get a high rank. XD


Dude. What jerks. You cant hook up a vcr to your tv if your xbox is pluggen in. I guess you cound if you had a splitter thing but still. Who is that dumb....


My VCR has outputs as well as inputs. I can hook up my VCR to my TV at the same time my Xbox is. I've done it several times, many so I can put one output into my Capture Card, and the other output to the TV, because an MPEG is alot more valuable than a VHS tape. But... Can't constanlty record that, I'd fill up my 500GB Raid Array in no time flat.

  • 05.23.2006 6:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kashoki
Haha ! Love it! It's funny when you get standbyed and bridged and at the end of the game you say you have the VCR recording the game and will send a copy of the tape to bungie.

One guy said if I don' send the tape he will be my friend and help me get a high rank. XD


Dude. What jerks. You cant hook up a vcr to your tv if your xbox is pluggen in. I guess you cound if you had a splitter thing but still. Who is that dumb....


My VCR has outputs as well as inputs. I can hook up my VCR to my TV at the same time my Xbox is. I've done it several times, many so I can put one output into my Capture Card, and the other output to the TV, because an MPEG is alot more valuable than a VHS tape. But... Can't constanlty record that, I'd fill up my 500GB Raid Array in no time flat.


Exacly...but i don't actualy waste my time tapping...I just say it so they will stop cheating. At least for that day...

  • 05.23.2006 6:42 AM PDT
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that was the funniest -blam!- i have ever read. people really don't read anything anymore or have the common sence to actually think that "modding" is not cheating. i only have three words for them, "DE DE DE" RETARDED!!!!! ok thats out of my system. morrons. by the way excelent job on the banning thing.

  • 05.23.2006 6:43 AM PDT
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Just a couple of questions...

What is circle boosting?
What is bridging and what does it do?
Why does pressing the reset button standby?

Sorry, if this has been asked. I just do not know.

  • 05.23.2006 6:45 AM PDT
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wiked sick dude. bungie= teh shizniz.

so far the best game ive ever played is halo2 and theres nothig to compare to it. thats why i dont got a 360, cause ill still play halo2. and to think that they are going to make the game even better by removing cheaters. WHOOT!. i love you bungie!

except for you... no, not you. yeah you. NO! to the left...... yes you. you got it.. you.



edit-Posted by: FnF2000MCRacer
Just a couple of questions...

What is circle boosting?
What is bridging and what does it do?
Why does pressing the reset button standby?

Sorry, if this has been asked. I just do not know.

circle boosting= when you play with same friends in order to taker turns losing and everybody ranks up.

bridging= forcing host on somebody and circle boosting almost absolutely needs bridging.(almost)

pressing the reset button standby= i dont know what you mean by reset, but on a modem when host presses standby he looses connection to the other players and they walk in the same direction they were going before.. and are sitting ducks because they cannot fight back.


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  • 05.23.2006 6:47 AM PDT
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Thanks....

  • 05.23.2006 6:52 AM PDT
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permission to laugh head off and tell fellow marines Sir!.

  • 05.23.2006 6:56 AM PDT

I'd rather lose with honor than win by cheating.

dear bungie,
I have had my account banned for some reason. Do not cheat or anything. Oh, wait a minute, I'm not banned. I play the game as it was meant to be played: unmodified and with fairness. Nevermind. You can continue to make the cheaters cry (and gripe, and moan, and more).

Keep up the good work

  • 05.23.2006 6:57 AM PDT
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hahahaha to the chumps that got banned........

  • 05.23.2006 7:00 AM PDT
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well i would have to say that this is the funniest piece of news i have read in awhile. I thought it most entertaining when the guy ws trying to threaten with legal action. i mean the bunge guys are kinda like a detachment to microsoft and microsoft has all the money and prolly the most leet team of legal consulatants around. so yes, guy you should prolly try and sue bungie for your dumbass disobeying rules and you signed the "terms of service" in the first place so in retrospect you have no rights on XBL they own you but you prolly ddnt other to read the terms of service because your the type who thought you were too cool for school and are the reason why most news papers and magazines are printed at a sixth grae reading level. so please try to make a legal case out of it so bungie can put you where you truly deserve to be out in the street pushing a shopping cart and out of your moms basement.

  • 05.23.2006 7:06 AM PDT