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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

IRage IDemon

hahaha i love you guys banning all those dumb cheaters :)
makes my life that much more enjoyable :)
keep up the good work

p.s. Cant wait for Halo 3 and halo the movie there gonna be the bomb

p.s.s.s You gotta show us some pics of halo 3 real soon :p

  • 05.23.2006 7:12 AM PDT
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THANK YOU!!!

This is a great community because of all the work that Bungie does to prevent/stop the scum that decides to cheat others of their time/fun/money.

I know that we would have lost a lot of people, including myself, if modding was running as rampant as before.

The update brought a smile to my face.


Thank you sirs, may we have more (examples of whining banned -beeps-)?

:)

  • 05.23.2006 7:13 AM PDT
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These, ladies and gentlemen are the perfect examples of 13 year old n00bs that somehow managed to convince their parents to buy them an M-rated game :rolleyes:

  • 05.23.2006 7:15 AM PDT
Subject: Cheaters
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People who cheat, bridge, or whatever they just suck at the game normally and are afraid of failing.

  • 05.23.2006 7:20 AM PDT
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I put the Laughter in Slaughter

Animals: fun to pet, better to chew

stolers - funny stuff

I commend the staff of Bungie who work tirelessly to make Halo 2 on live the best experience possible for those who legitamately want to play fairly.

I suggest that we should have letter of the week/day from a disgruntled user who has just been banned, to show the community that cheaters will NOT be tolerated on Xbox Live.

Keep up the good work Bungie and l am looking forward to Halo 3 (hopefully without cheaters).

  • 05.23.2006 7:22 AM PDT

Those stolers stoleing stuff...lmao. Great update about cheating. I don't get on Halo 2 much for that reason. Plus I had some little Hispanic boy calling me a few choice words one time and just being all...well you know.

Anyways keep up the banning and hopefully one day we can all be free of the tyranny and oppression (?) of cheaters.

  • 05.23.2006 7:25 AM PDT
Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance
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Haha, so nice to see the cheaters get well and truly PWNED!!11! by the mighty Bungie Banhammer. Even nicer to see the way they beg for absolution when they get what they deserve. Even the Lawyerball one was a grammatical nightmare, no matter how much it tries to sound authoritative and clever. Every sentence has at least one error.

I wish I could see the faces of the people who sent these when they see they've been posted on B.net for all to see!

  • 05.23.2006 7:26 AM PDT
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I completely agree with jedikv about everything he said.



hee hee hee stolers

  • 05.23.2006 7:29 AM PDT
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They must have an old school email system with no spell check. Doesnt matter though cause they have mad gamer skillz that will allow them to exceed in life. Spelling is for NEWBZ...

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 7:30 AM PDT
Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

Don't be sad if a pastor kills you, maybe he will do your funeral for free

for your amusement and his imbarasment here is a link from a cheater who was modding and flying all over the board. I picked him out of the air a few times as he was trying to kill me with his (fatal snpr) auto aim sniper.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?panel=kills&ga meid=488711053&player=YOUTHPASTORcma

five kills against a flying modder makes me smile even though I still am angry

  • 05.23.2006 7:31 AM PDT
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Glad so see it cracking down. =)

good job bungie.

and just a question , since there isnt any level 44+ legit. Why dont you guys look at the leaderboards and ban them from there...because i see , level 50's running around with no cloths on. =(

  • 05.23.2006 7:38 AM PDT
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lol now maybee cheaters will have second thoughts before they go off cheating and the ones whio complaine about their freinds being the ones cheating are morons if your freind is cheating and you dont feel like getting band get the -blam!- out of their party numbnuts lol and its somedbody in your hous change the -blaming!- code to your account anyways hillarious letters there frankie........ and yes i know i spell like a 3 year old on crack sue me lol

  • 05.23.2006 7:39 AM PDT
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Honey, I swear just one more game and I'll be up to bed.

I think all of those kids need to study more and learn how to use the english language. Some of those were really pathetic. No wonder they get banned.

  • 05.23.2006 7:47 AM PDT
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I felt so much better reading that, i imagined the people that thought they were amazingly skilled and cheated against me in the past..what a great sense of victory!!

  • 05.23.2006 7:58 AM PDT
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OMG i cant believe it, all these kids just made my day. if u get banned stop telling bungie that "your friends" will tell them that you didnt. do u honestly think that they give a rats @$$ about what your friend think. this should be a reminded to all the -blam!-'s that cheats, that they have no skill, they need a life, and to stop wasting money on their mod chips. thnx again bungie

  • 05.23.2006 7:59 AM PDT
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wow bad kids im sick of it stop complaining OMG why did I get banned obviously you cheated ok, im a legit 41 and people always say i cheated for it look on the stats I got it all legit so that just shows you CH3AT you get banned.

add me for MLG ii f4te ii

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  • 05.23.2006 8:10 AM PDT
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I am a 35 year old halo fan, devouted husband, and successful business owner (in whatever order floats your boat). I have never, ever, posted in these forums. The waaahmbulance update reminds me that reality continues to be stranger then fiction. Thanks for posting this most amusing drivel!

  • 05.23.2006 8:10 AM PDT
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Bwahaha, Bungie, you have officially made me day. Any way to stick the Waaahmbulance ingame? XD

And post these more often, Frankie!

  • 05.23.2006 8:12 AM PDT
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some of those were so stupid "im just a little 13 year old kid!"

  • 05.23.2006 8:12 AM PDT
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Nice work Bungie!
lmao with those emails from those poor[NOT] kids that were banned from XBL

  • 05.23.2006 8:17 AM PDT

Death by figure skater.

I'd like know how many they banned. Just a ballpark figure.

I play mostly Action Sack to avoid the cheaters.

  • 05.23.2006 8:18 AM PDT
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Holy crap, im not blacklisted anymore!!!!

I dont care about moders and bridgers because my connection usally gives me host. But standbyers suck.

  • 05.23.2006 8:20 AM PDT

Very funny update. Its so funny how some people say o im innocent waaaaaaaaaa. my favorite one was the 8th chance guy what a loser.

p.s. Hey HTweelz i agree with you some of those people need to restudy the english language they cant spell worth squat

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 8:27 AM PDT
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This is damn funny. I've never cheated once, have no idea how to do it, and don't bother playing when someone is modding. It's retarded and people need to give it up. Halo 3 comes out and they're screwed cuz they can't play matchmaking...idiots.

  • 05.23.2006 8:36 AM PDT
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do you think that sometimes people's accounts can get stolen?(if they can i don't play halo 2 yet)
How can you tell if the account was stolen?

  • 05.23.2006 8:54 AM PDT