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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

Can someone please send me link for a topic area that discusses what boosting and bridging are or if they could tell me about cheating. I have never cheated (look at my stats and you'll see). I am just concerned that if I have teamates that do cheat that I can recognize things they are doing and leave the match like I have in the past whn I have played team that has modded (they were flying and sniping plus I died 10 times in a minute). thanks for the help.

  • 05.23.2006 10:27 AM PDT
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Right..

I have a clan on halo PC

Mods are fun,
As we run them on our server, I discussed this with my whole clan if we should run modded maps or unmodded,

They choose modded maps,
And i've seen this post on this forum SKILL < CHeating?
Do you mean we cheat?
Our mods their weapon's power is increased.. like loads..
And that requires you to be more carefull.. and it will increase your skills on the whole game and, in my case, making the unmodded maps seem easy.. oh so easy..

We always provide a link to our website where people can download the modded maps..

So keep in mind that, not all mods are made to cheat..

Just felt like saying this,
Thank you,

-EvO~Hunter

  • 05.23.2006 10:29 AM PDT
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As a dedicated overlord, which has played over 1500 clan games, that has been cheated against on many different levels, found this article very humorious.. Thanks for the good laugh KP, Bungie... Keep up the good work on banning these 13 year old idiots. Odds are high that we actually played against one of these people in this news post. Its a shame how far people would go for a silly number next to their name. Thanks again. Peace

  • 05.23.2006 10:29 AM PDT
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Keep it up Bungie. Give us more of this on a weekly basis. I could read these all day!
Or should I say, "i cold red thees al daa". Go to school cheaters!

  • 05.23.2006 10:31 AM PDT
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Hahahaha, very nice inofrmation update frankie, that last reply to the person who talked about killing the stand-byer before he did it was very funny - 'Players that can sense when their opponent is reaching for the standby button and can then kill them to dust are the wave of the future.' - Had me laughing for ages

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  • 05.23.2006 10:33 AM PDT
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"Inconclusive" was hilarious! I had to do a double take!

  • 05.23.2006 10:37 AM PDT
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I am glad to see forward progress with this movement, now can we do something about the kids who quit after the first round of a game and leave us short handed? Install like a 10 minute wait period where the quitter has to sit out if the don't want to finish their game? Quitters never win and winners never quit.

  • 05.23.2006 10:39 AM PDT
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Actually, instead of quitters, we need to get rid of people like you who take this GAME too seriously.

  • 05.23.2006 10:55 AM PDT
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Oh man I read all those letters, and man were they funny :-) I mean if someone is going to cheat, they should be prepared to accept the consequences, am I right? I would never cheat, and if I did, I would be ready to accept the consequences for it, not argue about it. I mean, its not like machines can lie or something when they are recording messages or game stats or anything, so that cant be to blame, and what would Bungie get from banning people anyways? Less people buying their games? Less people to enjoy a fun game such as Halo together? It makes no sense. Thats my opinion anyways.

  • 05.23.2006 11:00 AM PDT
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More more!!!

I liked the Waaahmbulance.

  • 05.23.2006 11:05 AM PDT
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How many gamertags did that Saga guy really have, thats just too funny.

  • 05.23.2006 11:07 AM PDT

To punish and enslave.

That is some of the funniest -blam!- I have seen. We need to see more cheaters crying like that. Nice update.

  • 05.23.2006 11:08 AM PDT

Best Song ever: You Cant Quit Me Baby by Queens of the Stone Age

Also Guns and Roses are the biggest load of pish-posh ever

Why cant gamers understand that Modding only mkes you look weak and patheic. At the end of the day, you dont win a prize or anything, so why cheat? So that you can say 'Oh look at me Im a lvl 50 legit! You're all noobs! ' Besides that, you ruin the game for thousnads of other gamers. So all you modders, stand-byers, bridgers, boosters can all rot in hell. You dirty sons(or daughters) of -blams!-. Why do you even waste the time and energy to mod, thats like trying to cheat in ever game at a charity sports day. I think I speak for evryone who doesnt mod or cheat in anyway.

PS: In Halo 3 can you have a 'Pimp my Hog thing?'

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  • 05.23.2006 11:18 AM PDT
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Im a level 40 legit, and it is so hard to find a legit game now-a-days, its just so agrivating when all you want to do is play slayer and you get hardcore cheated, thanks for baning those cheaters bungie, all thats let now are derankers....

  • 05.23.2006 11:19 AM PDT
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I think this is hilarious. The guy offering to snitch just proves there is no honor among thieves. They all got what they deserve. GO BANHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.23.2006 11:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: miked23
All this new anti modding stuff is great but why is there no anti moding/ hacking things for halo pc????/


Search for a program called Halo Anti-Hack. Run it on a server and it auto boots Aimbot users and the like.

MODDERZ R PWNED N00BS!!!

  • 05.23.2006 11:22 AM PDT
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that is so funny, i only wish we could of seen their gamertags. just to get a feeling of pride for knowing they have been banned.
is their a list somewhere which contains all the banned gamertags?

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  • 05.23.2006 11:24 AM PDT
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Thanks for the great story. Why can't bungie detect when someone is deleveling and boot them? If a person gets to -2 or -3 kills, the game should boot them and take away their negative effect on the team. Thoughts?

  • 05.23.2006 11:28 AM PDT
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This crap is funny they cry and whine over being banned when they know wth they are doing in the first place.. Silly Bad Kids and I got to report a modder anyway so cya l8er

  • 05.23.2006 11:29 AM PDT
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Delevelers arent bad I can take a Loss its not cheating deleveling but it sucks we know but deal with it.

  • 05.23.2006 11:30 AM PDT
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http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=219534 88&player=Neuvost

I hope that Bungie is only hiding these kid's gamertags for legal reasons. If they're doing it just to be nice, it's certainly not deserved.

Anyone who cheats should be hung by their entrails and their corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of their banning are up to Bungie.

  • 05.23.2006 11:31 AM PDT
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Oh man Frankie, you're the biggest poosie alive. You sit there and try making everyone feel bad about something you don't believe is Christian enough in your own book, while sitting behind a little computer screen and some CAT V, instead of doing somthing productive. Why don't you write a usefule weekly update for once, and the little comment you made on other people's gramatical errors, "The second and third accounts – that you cheated on – are certainly second and third chances. After we told him he’d cheated on multiple accounts and that that’s the price you pay:" Nice way to finish a sentance. If you ban my account I'll laugh at you because I know how to get off my arse then back on it to dl XBC

  • 05.23.2006 11:33 AM PDT

what makes me laugh is that these kids say that they don't mod, and trying to prove so, when bungie has so many computers dedicated just to the task of identifying and banning these cheaters. I don't have xbox live myself, so i have never experienced these A holes, but i have a feeling i don't want to.

  • 05.23.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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I love how you guys haven't abandoned halo2 even with the work you are putting in to halo3... i am a legit 33 and i think that cheating is a waste of money, time, your life, & people only cheat cause they suck at halo, they lke to piss people off & they think a halo ring next to their name earns them respect... but on the other hand i have all the respect in the world for people under 35 cause i know that they are playing to have fun.. halo 2 is the greatest game ever created.. y press a standby button? y bridge? y mod? cause u cant play legit... ban em all! ban em for good! no mercy! teabag the cheaters! learn about it cheaters.. its just a number... have fun.. play hard... sportmanship isnt an aircraft carrier... close games are the best... ur heart is pumpin.. sweaty palms.. win or lose... hats off to bungie... i live in seattle and proud to tell everyone that the NW has it on lock! now that u are banning some of these sorry cheaters i will play more ranked games.. but slayin down these 43's in training has been great fun.. the excuses... i wasnt even tryin.. u grabbed the newb... CALL THE WAAAHHHBULANCE suckas! cry me a river! BAN EM ALL! TO all you legit halo players.. much love.. TO all you cheats... keep wasting your time... use halo as a beverage coaster... BUNGIE... hire me! ill pay you to let me be part of the team! haha... anyways, keep your BR's high and your rockets low! since '01... XinsomniakX aka www dot (bungie.net)

  • 05.23.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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I've never posted in a forum before... is this how you do it?
*TEST*

  • 05.23.2006 11:35 AM PDT