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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

That was funny

  • 05.22.2006 5:17 PM PDT
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this guys attitude towards customers that may be accually telling the truth is very disappointing

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Very nice read. Pretty funny, especially since I hear arguements like that a lot from cheaters.

Though, it is pretty disheartening to see you guys believing your detection/investigation method is infallible...or implying it.

  • 05.22.2006 5:17 PM PDT

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WoW Those kids r losers iv modded before and toke it like a man and havent done it for a year. i dont send in messages saying i didt do it. those kids r silly :)

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WWWAAAAA!!! lololol good stuff

  • 05.22.2006 5:18 PM PDT

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  • 05.22.2006 5:19 PM PDT
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pwndizzled.

  • 05.22.2006 5:19 PM PDT

Posted by: halomaster11
this guys attitude towards customers that may be accually telling the truth is very disappointing


As we mention in the story - all the ones quoted are checked to ensure they were cheating. We have lots of evidence before we ban. I'd say our attitude is pretty tolerant considering.

  • 05.22.2006 5:19 PM PDT

i need some sleep.....

i hate bees...

no rest for the weary...

i am going to giggle myself to sleep tonight...

  • 05.22.2006 5:20 PM PDT
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i see that bungie actually did something agaisnt cheaters since im seeing lots of bridgers being banned, but the thing im confused in the boostin part. even without a bridge you can still do it...with a damn phone..yea thats all you need. I dunno how your ganna fix that, and btw its not rele cheatin cuz 1) u didnt cheat n e one besides the ppl who volunteered to help with u unlike modding or standbyin , 2) its the playlist itself that lets us kno if its the other team or not and 3) leader boards are gone, so what if ppl now have higher ranks or not? overall im happy that u have stepped up, but this boostin thingy i fear isnt goin to be settled for a solution, not by a long shot.

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too bad for them, anyways I thought I was banned when my xbox wouldnt play xbox live but its because my account was switched to my 360, I have to sign in the credit card # and everything to go on though and im still paying for xbox live...oh well I guess i will have to get xbox live for the 360. Unless I can get info from you guys at bungie.

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  • 05.22.2006 5:21 PM PDT
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Go Bungie. They killed those kids to dust. Stupid cheaters trying to stole our fun. HaHa.

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 5:24 PM PDT
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What i like to do when i go in and someone on my team is cheating is start de-leveling. I hate de-rankers but if the cheaters could have won without cheating they shouldn't be cheating. so it is just. THANKS FOR BANNING CHEATERS


REMEMBER ITS SKILL NOT RANK THAT MATTERS

  • 05.22.2006 5:25 PM PDT
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Oh yeah just so all the cheaters that are playing this know i dont waste time with leaving feed back once you cheat on me all my friends know and we make sure you get banned in mins. we use capture cards to show you cheating and send it right to bungie they dont have to look for evidence. Just watching out for all those that earn the right to play.

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Wow I love this topic!
Boggles the mind… Once again, the judge does the sentencing, not the defendant. Also, you call your level legit but you admit to boosting to get it, smooth. Being able to boost up to level 45 doesn’t make it legit.

So there is this kid at my school I used to play with, but then I realized that he is a loser. Well in real life he has no friends but he likes halo so I thought he was ok. Then I joined his group one night and him and a bunch of other kids where like "Ok when [GT] gets back were going to go into matchmaking and we will get your level 30." So I started saying "Your not legit if you mod to get the rank" and they say "Well I on my other account I am that rank, and I just wana get up to a 30 because thats what I am legit"

The point of this post? To show you that kids that cheat realy have not friends. The kid I am talking about is fat, pail, and seriously has no friends in real life, and I hope he gets banned from Xbox Live if he has't already.

  • 05.22.2006 5:27 PM PDT
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Damn stolers, goin’ around stoleing stuff.

-Lmfao this one was classic.....nice work bungie...i just hope cheaters will not only be afraid of getting banned....and now afraid to get emberassed publicly on the internet xD. Good Work.

  • 05.22.2006 5:28 PM PDT
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Haha! Nice one frankie!! You the man!

  • 05.22.2006 5:28 PM PDT

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I'm just glad to see that I am not the only one who deals with cheaters everytime they play. I swear i cant go two matches without feeling ripped off and violated. Keep up the good work Bungie. These kids who are too afraid to be beat at a video game are pathetic. Just play legit and enjoy the wonderful game that was created for pleasure, not for cheating.

  • 05.22.2006 5:29 PM PDT
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I havd ben band fore nothid. Mi borther was modding on mi acount and he sad a lot of swears to get band. It's not ME!!!!!

pleze unband me bungee!!!

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the f acial expression of a banned modder or other cheater



NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "um mommy can i borrow your credit card again?"

"canceled?!?!?!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 5:29 PM PDT
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That update was hilarious, Frankie. I especially liked the one, two, three strikes your out one.

  • 05.22.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: mythicfighter
Wow I love this topic!
Boggles the mind… Once again, the judge does the sentencing, not the defendant. Also, you call your level legit but you admit to boosting to get it, smooth. Being able to boost up to level 45 doesn’t make it legit.

So there is this kid at my school I used to play with, but then I realized that he is a loser. Well in real life he has no friends but he likes halo so I thought he was ok. Then I joined his group one night and him and a bunch of other kids where like "Ok when [GT] gets back were going to go into matchmaking and we will get your level 30." So I started saying "Your not legit if you mod to get the rank" and they say "Well I on my other account I am that rank, and I just wana get up to a 30 because thats what I am legit"

The point of this post? To show you that kids that cheat realy have not friends. The kid I am talking about is fat, pail, and seriously has no friends in real life, and I hope he gets banned from Xbox Live if he has't already.
A true friend :* )

  • 05.22.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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Waaaaaaahmbulance, lol, should be an easter egg or something in Halo 3

  • 05.22.2006 5:30 PM PDT