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Posted by: KannedFarU
Oh man Frankie, you're the biggest poosie alive. You sit there and try making everyone feel bad about something you don't believe is Christian enough in your own book, while sitting behind a little computer screen and some CAT V, instead of doing somthing productive. Why don't you write a usefule weekly update for once, and the little comment you made on other people's gramatical errors, "The second and third accounts – that you cheated on – are certainly second and third chances. After we told him he’d cheated on multiple accounts and that that’s the price you pay:" Nice way to finish a sentance. If you ban my account I'll laugh at you because I know how to get off my arse then back on it to dl XBC



Are you kidding me? Kanned, get a life don't insult grammatical issues when you don't use correct grammar yourself. I hope Bungie does ban your account and I hope your computer explodes in your face leaving you horribly disfigured. Have a nice day.



Sorry for double post but it's a diff topic...

Too late there, might actually be an improvement

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  • 05.23.2006 1:36 PM PDT

hey i think this is good but what about the people who have special Equipment
to get rid of these bans or not get them at all i was at my friends house when he was getting stanbyed against and he told the kid off and threaten to report him but the other kid said somehting about some weird thing he has on his xbox that stops bans and or never goes through to his xbox what about them people

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  • 05.23.2006 1:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frankie
Yes, but we're not Xbox Live. We only ban people from Halo 2 matchmaking, and for very different reasons than Xbox Live, and using different tools and systems.


What different reasons do you ban for? And...I fail to see how the goals of Xbox Live and Bungie could be that different? Furthermore...why have visible rankings anyway? If no one can see their own ranks, or ranks of others, and people are matchmade soley based on a "super -secret-1337-invisible" ranking system, then would people really cheat as much? And speaking of crapcidental bannings, I know of a guy who opened his Xbox 360, played Halo 2, then got banned within 24 hours even though he had done nothing wrong. He said he really couldn't do anything because the e-mail appeal process was apparently non-existant. But that's just what I've heard, I'm all for banning the cheaters but I'm the type that'd rather free ten guilty men just to save one innocent man.

  • 05.23.2006 1:38 PM PDT
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This is my first time ever posting anything. I have to tell you that reading those letters was totally gratifying. I love Halo 2, but these $#@*ing cheaters can really ruin an awesome Halo night. Seeing these punks wine and bs like that brings back to mind all those times I was about to get my next rank then I got cheated like 5 times in a row. Please keep up the great work on trying to keep Halo clean and I promise I will be a fan and supporter forever. Stolers... HAHAHAHAHA... That was AWESOME!!!

  • 05.23.2006 1:39 PM PDT
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like when ppl cheat in a game do you guys ever think of not making the game count??????

  • 05.23.2006 1:44 PM PDT
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i have a simple suggestion im a legit 33 i know it isnt that high and get cheated quite a bit, cheaters will never stop thus proved by there still bein modders all you have to do is make dedicated servers so there wont be any host......no host modders.....no bridging.....no standbying.....lazii bungie -blam!-s....or you can make like 2 cheating playlists to where the little cheatin turdbagels wont get banned for playin in those playlists and can get their fakeass levels........you big dummieheads.......

  • 05.23.2006 1:47 PM PDT

AWESOME LETTERS!!!
I hate cheaters and this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to see people twitch

  • 05.23.2006 1:50 PM PDT

--7-- I've been a Bungie member since 2004. --7--

Alalalalala........Death to cheaters everywhere!
Osama said that right?

  • 05.23.2006 2:02 PM PDT
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reading bungie updates is fun. they have a sense of humor and arent afraid to show it, especially in the the waaahmbulance.

modders, cheaters, bridgers, etc. should know what they r getting into when they start to do it. and when they complain about getting banned they shouldnt incriminate themselves in the process. and i thought that "stealers" was bad enough until i read "stolers."

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  • 05.23.2006 2:02 PM PDT
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Glad to see more people are finally getting banned! i hate bridgers, i hate modders, they all suck ass! they are crap at the game and so cheat, now look where they are. i laughed all the way through the article at the emails from people. they're so lame! gutted is all i can say! GUTTED!!!

  • 05.23.2006 2:05 PM PDT
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Hey,
what is 'Standbying' and 'Bridging' anyway?
im a very ligit player (halo was the first xbox game i ever played -and playing for about a month afterwards- -ok 2 months-) and iv heard of 'modding' to make better warthogs and things, but iv never actuctualy run into anyone who has used them before (i think). but iv never heard of 'standbying' or 'bridging'

  • 05.23.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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i loved reading all of these i now that there is still modders out there but it eases me that i actually get to see the little noobs crying complaints.

(i loved the 13 year old one who complained that he was just a little kid and didnt know what he was doing... lol :)

  • 05.23.2006 2:08 PM PDT
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wow i hate deleavlers and cheaters....thay are the people that make that game no fun any more, i love land parties i prolly play more at lan parties then on live cuz of the cheating. but yeah u keep banning them they desearve it peace out

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jerry

  • 05.23.2006 2:08 PM PDT

MSG to cheaters:

STOP COMPLAINING! I THE MODDER WHO SAID HE WAS 13, ANYONE CAN FAKE THERE AGE. Dont believe anyone on the internet.

And when are you doing these kind of things agian?

  • 05.23.2006 2:08 PM PDT
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This was just tooo funny... I think it is the best bit of humor that Bungie has ever put out.....Thank you for the funny emails....

  • 05.23.2006 2:09 PM PDT
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Kyle Cummings

What about super-jumping? Are people being banned for doing this during match-made games? I hope so. I see this more often than other types of cheating and it seems to be getting worse. I have to say, there is nothing more annoying than being sniped in the head numerous times by a "super-jumper" waiting on top of the map.

  • 05.23.2006 2:12 PM PDT

"It's all about the little white thing you stand on."

Posted by: kacummings511
What about super-jumping? Are people being banned for doing this during match-made games? I hope so. I see this more often than other types of cheating and it seems to be getting worse. I have to say, there is nothing more annoying than being sniped in the head numerous times by a "super-jumper" waiting on top of the map.


I would hope so too. Even though they are just taking advantage of a glitch in the game I still feel they are playing out of the "intended" bounds of the game.

I am so glad people are getting the ban-hammer. I have only been cheated a few times but it's good to know people like that can't play anymore or have to at least keep making new accounts all the time. Good job Bungie, posts like this are why I love you guys!

  • 05.23.2006 2:25 PM PDT
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haha thats good its about time those motherf*****g modders got what they deserved.

but some people do leave feedback for a guy cheating even though he didn't cheat.

one time, on midship, I was sticking everybody that got in front of me which was incredibly skillful for me (at the time, cause now i can do it easily) but this one whiney kid who sounded like an eight year old said he thought that i had an auto-stick mod and told me that he was gonna send me feedback. This kid was an idiot, and sounded really ticked off, so he probably left me feedback more than once.

  • 05.23.2006 2:27 PM PDT
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wow....that's sad...these excuses and all. yay bungie for banning stupid modders with bad excuses! now if only they wouldn't whine so much, the world would be a better place.

i agree with the guy above me. there have been times where i've played team snipres and have had amazing games where i've gotten nearly all head shots, some whiney 6 year old or people who don't understand that you can kill someone with one shot with a sniper rifle, and have reported me for modding. then i'll play the next game of snipes and not be able to hit anything tho....


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  • 05.23.2006 2:27 PM PDT
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this is the greatest stuff I have ever seen.

I feel sorry for the new guy for going thru this....

To all that have been banned: I have one question for you.......
WHY?!
You KNEW you would be banned...you deserved it...Dont hand out account info and anything.....Pass word it............AND DONT CHEAT!!!

BTW I like the Waahmbulance it should be in Halo 3 =D

  • 05.23.2006 2:29 PM PDT
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Am i the only person here that can sense when someone is reaching for the standby button?

  • 05.23.2006 2:33 PM PDT
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This is very funny stuff. It really just proves that you could save a lot of effort by just banning little kids. It's an M-Rated game. These kids should be learning to read and write instead of spending their time annoying adults. Just a thought....

  • 05.23.2006 2:37 PM PDT
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Haha, look at all of those complaints... did anyone else notice the abundance and frequency of grammatical errors? Honestly, those people are very, very dumb.
And also, it seems that most cheaters are under 10 years old, or sound like it. I wonder if that's another reason the game's rated M for Mature....
Reminds me of a funny story... I was playing on Lockout against two little kiddies with my friend, and we asked them how long it took to persuade their mommies to buy them a big kid's game. Then the two of us got to talking about how we're only 14 and 15, but have been through puberty and matured... the little toddlers overheard us and mocked us saying "This is an M-rated game! You're not 17! OOOOH!" Okay, here are my thoughts... 1) 17 is just a guideline, and anyone done with puberty can be called mature. 2) How does the little 4 year old have room to talk about buying an M-rated game and being too young? 3) I fear for the future of America with such stupid youngsters in existance.

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  • 05.23.2006 2:38 PM PDT
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Haha, I've had one of those sticky-mad games on Midship before... I think it was 12 sticks.

  • 05.23.2006 2:40 PM PDT