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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

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i like this one especially: "FREEDOM FRIES"

this is because of the following reasons:
1.you are banned to stop you from playing, so not playing halo 2 is already the punishment
2.boycotting Halo 2 has no affect at all. If you are still paying for XBL then it doesn't matter whether you play H2 or not, and if your friends stop paying for XBL it's their problem, $50 is nothing to XBOX Live

  • 05.23.2006 3:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: DICKis1337
Posted by: Proteus736
Posted by: DICKis1337


I quit halo because it got lame from the haxzorz and i killed my dog.

I was playing and gto modeded and i gto a nife nd stabed my dog.

I was cyring, thkn you bungee


no one is stupid enough to kill their dog over a video game.

It would be so awesome to have a modder beg u not to report them on XBL.


Btu yuo are stpuid inough to knot understand sarcasm.


True, you got me there. But, I know how to spell "Stupid", "But", "You", "Enough", and "Not". You spelled 5 of the 9 words incorrectly.

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 3:45 PM PDT

Help a brother out. Click on the referral link, sign up for a fun game, log in once for the next couple of days, then you never have to think about it again!

And yes. I understand how pathetic that is, but nobody reads these things anyway... right?

Hilarious! I think a smaller version (one or two e-mails, or as deemed necesary) should be included into the Weekly Update!

  • 05.23.2006 3:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: DICKis1337
Posted by: Proteus736
Posted by: DICKis1337
Posted by: Proteus736
Posted by: DICKis1337


I quit halo because it got lame from the haxzorz and i killed my dog.

I was playing and gto modeded and i gto a nife nd stabed my dog.

I was cyring, thkn you bungee


no one is stupid enough to kill their dog over a video game.

It would be so awesome to have a modder beg u not to report them on XBL.


Btu yuo are stpuid inough to knot understand sarcasm.


true, u got me there. But i know how to spell "stupid", "But", "You", "Enough", and "not". u spelled 5of the 9 words incorrectly


You failed @ life, -blam!-tree


lol. id think even someone as pathetic as you would have better comebacks. how could u insult someone by having the word "tree" in it? Why did u place an "@" instead of "at"? Too hard to spell?

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 3:53 PM PDT
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Excuses, Excuses, Why don't they just flat out say I want to cheat and get away with it. If you don't want to waste your money than don't cheat and all well be solved. They should realize when they are caught. I just laugh at the person that said people well get lawyers for these situations. That would be quite the case I think the lawyer and the judge would laugh about the entire situation. But it truly shows that you can sue anyone for anything.

  • 05.23.2006 3:58 PM PDT
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Hey Frankie, nice update, it made my day. Do you ever get tired of looking at letters from children/manchildren/apparent adults that apparently have been in one of the best educational systems in the world for years, yet lack most of the fundamentals of simple grammar and spelling? It sure makes me sad, and also makes me wonder how people expect to get ahead in this world when they wonder "why was i bant?" Sigh. Not to mention the sheer amount of testosterone induced rage you endure. Props.

P.S. Feel free to add this one as a question on your weekly update, I'm sure you have some amusing anecdote to answer this one.

  • 05.23.2006 4:00 PM PDT

wow, that is some of the funniest stuff i have ever read. thank you bungie for posting those as they are great entertainment. I think it should become a regular part of the weekly update, perhaps at the end of each month bungie can put up the top emails like that regularly it would be great. Also i can not believe some of them actually went out and bought 2nd and 3rd XBL accounts and then cheated AGAIN and still complained about it. Come on people just play the game, just because you are not getting the level you think you deserve is no reason to ruin the game for everyone else and i am very pleased with the progress bungie has made on stopping and banning these people, I have noticed a very sharp decrease in the amount of cheaters that i end up getting matched with, keep up the good work bungie, and give us some more of these halarious emails!

  • 05.23.2006 4:01 PM PDT
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I laughed out loud at the one where the kid spelled "banned" wrong three times in a row.

  • 05.23.2006 4:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Oblivion Awaits
I laughed out loud at the one where the kid spelled "banned" wrong three times in a row.


lol, yeah. bant. i love that word. it's pretty sad how they spend 50 dollars (i read that one guy got 3 12 months subscriptions) and just lose it all by being banned.

  • 05.23.2006 4:03 PM PDT
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Bungie, I would just like to say that I am a complete legit player of Halo 2 and Xbox Live altogether. I don't even use noob combos unless I'm forced to by the other -blam!-s on the other team just to stay at the same pace and even out the playing field. This is the greatest sense of victory for a player like me to see those stupid losers cry for all that crap. So many times have I been cheated against--most of them aren't even good, and if they are it's because thy play all day and have no lives.

Before I leave I'd like to note that I bet some of these guys leaving comments aren't even legit. I could be wrong, but if they aren't they better hope their faces don't look as stupid as those guys' faces. HAHA.

  • 05.23.2006 4:05 PM PDT
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ahahahhaahahahah

bungie is acting like they somehow have eliminated the cheating problem and now all of the past cheaters are whining

uhhhhh NO, there are still tons of cheaters and the people who sent these messages are but a small handful from the large bucket

you guys still cant do anything about cheating.... so sad

  • 05.23.2006 4:07 PM PDT
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This update was hilarious. Way to go, Bungie. This made my day!

  • 05.23.2006 4:09 PM PDT
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so they're the people who got banned and sent e-mails saying some stuff at bungie eh?
losers...
they're just bunch of I-D-I-O-T-S who cheat and say stuff at BUNGIE,
how dare they are... bad bad bad.
Bungie, please keep up the good work banning those cheaters. Thank you so much.

  • 05.23.2006 4:13 PM PDT
Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

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Bungie doesn't see gamers any more. They see walking credit cards.

Owned.

  • 05.23.2006 4:13 PM PDT
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*reads artical*
lol, pwned!

nice work bungie, keep up the good work, show them cheatin loosers whos the man now dog!

jsut hope that you'll be able to get rid off all the cheaters on live soon.. i lost count of how many ive lost games to!

  • 05.23.2006 4:18 PM PDT
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Bungie,
Please do NOT take this personally but I ("WE") as a COMMUNITY playing Halo 2 on Live in Matchmaking find it absolutely REDICULOUS that you even WARN these People. You've explained in past updates that its very easy to detect.....infact..MODDING is seen as soon as it's done! Why are these CHEATERS NOT BANNED ON THE SPOT??!! You're "Code Of Conduct" (and yes i did read it....ALL OF IT!) Basically says you don't even NEED a "reason" to ban a player from Live, and yes you are right..the lawyers who wrote that up (Microsoft Attorneys Obviously) left no ends untied or loose! (this way it's impossible for anyone to even question a Ban) We play our asses off every time we play (even though it's a passtime and not a "PASSION" like Halo:Combat Evolved is) We get to around a Level 30 and the cheating is completely out of hand! My Friend "Your Mom420" hit 30 the other day... when i Used "DeSnake" as my live tag i also hit that level. We've dropped a great deal over 5 levels in 2 nights of playing....now we also notice more people on lower levels starting to do it .. you know "if you cant beat em ...join em."(not that levels are important to us..in my opinion they should be hidden and in order to see a rank, you should have to waste you're time and look the players rank up on Bungie.net. ( TAKE AWAY THEIR TROPHIES IN THE LOBBY YOU DUMBASSES.) How obvious and simple is that to do? or can bungie just not do it? We know you can....after all...even the unranked play lists are ranked.....you're rank does not show...but we all know IT IS RANKED in some way. And, theres NO CHEATING in these lists...or atleast we havn't seen any...but some really damn good players. This update personally makes me sick. It's as if you say you're actually doing something..and ya know what , maybe you are.... but it's too late. if MODDING or CHEATING is detected in anyway, the game should end..you know like it did in Halo: Combat Evolved. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HALO, It's obvious you cant do ANYTHING to save Halo 2.... 200 bans... i mean c'mon out of how many Players MILLIONS? WTF!?

YOU MUST THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE FOR HALO 3. ESPECIALLY THE NETWORKING..ITS OBVIOUS THAT'S WHY YOU CAN MOD SO EASILLY IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR SPECTACULAR NETWORKING YOU BRAGGED ABOUT WHEN HALO 2 RELEASED.AND THEN YOU BRAG ABOUT BANNING 200 USERS cause you're networking is completely -blam!- to save some face?!

PLEASE NETWORK HALO 3 THE WAY HALO:COMBAT EVOLVED WAS. sure "some cheats" worked but mostly for a few seconds then the boxes would get different code and the game "end in a draw". you can preach all you want about the emails you get etc...but in the long run, we all know (the intelligent ones) theres NOTHING you BUNGIE can do except

CHANGE THE -blam!- NETWORKING FOR HALO 3 !

I am one of your biggest fans.. you dont believe me, ill send you pics, i have every Halo character ever created..even the "INVISIBLE ORIGINAL MC SNIPER" along with his mini twin with the AR. I only come here to let you know what your true fans feel and how rediculous it is that you lead players on the way you do by posting an update such as this.

sincerely, a huge Halo fan, Jake Hunt.

PS... any bungie staff could reply to this or message me would be great.

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.23.2006 4:22 PM PDT
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I've had my TSULAMI account from the birth of XBL, 3 and 1/2 years. I wouldn't cheat not simply because I loathe cheating, but because as long as Xbox live stands Tsulami must also stand. We have a death pact. I like teamwork with friends, and good close games even on the losing side. So give me good feedback, check out my rep. I'll see you online.

  • 05.23.2006 4:24 PM PDT
Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance

This was the funniest thing i have ever read.

Keep up the good work Bungie and thanks for the Halo 3 trailer!

  • 05.23.2006 4:25 PM PDT
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Thats really long ^
but he has a point.. to a certain degree.


Im just glad many people are getting banned still and hopefully something is done in Halo 3 about this problem

  • 05.23.2006 4:26 PM PDT

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lol those people were possers first they are acting tough and then they are acting innocent, lol it is hilarious.

  • 05.23.2006 4:31 PM PDT
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Halo's a hell of a drug.

The best part is that they can't play online for Halo 3. Man that's gotta sting. You guys shouldn't even do suspensions. Instead just do straight out bans and when you email them that they've been ban remind them that Halo 3 will be online.

  • 05.23.2006 4:31 PM PDT
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Some of these are funnier than the excuses that prostitutes and druggies that get busted on that TV show.

  • 05.23.2006 4:32 PM PDT

Posted by: Reanimation
Apple needs to pull their iHead out of their iAss.


BEST GAME EVER!!!

Cheatzorz suck. I am glad they were givin the boot. I love that last response.

"Kill them to dust."

  • 05.23.2006 4:34 PM PDT