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Posted by: Reanimation
Apple needs to pull their iHead out of their iAss.


BEST GAME EVER!!!

I can't see my post before so sorry if it's a double post.
I am glad those tards got the boot. I love the last response.
"Kill them to dust." and "Telling when Standbyers will Standby before they do it"

Dammit. what do you know as soon as I post my old one shows up.

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  • 05.23.2006 4:36 PM PDT

I am PMS Rambo

PMS CLAN - The Best All-Female Clan...Period!

Sexy alone, Sextraordinary together!

これを読むことが出来ますか。

HAHA! Here's my favorite comment: "Damn stolers, goin’ around stoleing stuff."

Cheaters get what they deserve. Keep up the good work. *Thumbs up*


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  • 05.23.2006 4:37 PM PDT
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah! I can't laugh hard enough at these guys getting done for cheating, I have to beg my wife for 1 minute of Halo2 on-line and I'm soooo sick of those geabens stuffing up my precious game time.... sure I'm only ranked 17 but I love every point I EARNED!

  • 05.23.2006 4:38 PM PDT
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...three things that are wrong with some(okay, most) of the internet community, is that they never spell correctly anymore! * Not most of you on here, save a couple...

For example;

"DUD! Cant u come 2 my house 2morrow? I have par--tay!!!11!11"
"OMG! STFU! U stle teh accoutn fo my gamer! Face my l33t wrath!"

^ see my point?

Some, still worse, use symbols for letters.
However, since I have no source for them currently, just think about those "l33t haxxors".

Finally, there are those who just spell incorrectly:

Hello,

My account –blam!- has been band [strike one], but I have not done anything wrong on my account. I was wondering why I have been bant [strike two] and if you can unbaned [yerrrrrr out!] me please. Please e-mail me back at –blam!-


Heh.
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Oh, I have a good(well, not so funny) joke:

Xbox live account: $ 50

Halo 2: $20

Plasma TV: $300

Mod Chip and Programs: $110

Seeing the looks on those who get banned: Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy; For everything else, there's the Master Chief.

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  • 05.23.2006 4:40 PM PDT

F$@# me like you payed for it

i cheat all the time, on my hubby he hehehe

  • 05.23.2006 4:40 PM PDT
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BAHAHAHA I dont even have XBL (sigh) but that was pretty funny. It's amazing how that guy can know that sum random other guy was going to standby or whatever. Once again i must say BAHAHAHA. good work Bungie.

P.s. to those of you having a big cry about bungie not banning everyone give them a break for -blam!-s sake why dont you go and create new methods for detecting cheaters and then you can run the system for a day and see how you fare.

  • 05.23.2006 4:43 PM PDT
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Hahaha Thats what they get for cheating! The once proud but weak have finally fallen on their knees begging for mercy...They probably shouldnt have modded, thats why they're in this situation. Its their own fault they ended up banned from Halo 2 matchmaking and I think they actually do deserve it! Its all they're gonna get out of modding and its about time they realized it.. and they shouldnt even keep buying 12 Months just to mod its not worth the money if you get banned anyway. Anyway I just find it ironic that they feel so good for "owning" us with all their "skill" and then they end up here for cheating. And now we get to see what some of them write for something to laugh at.

Posted by: Eligeek101
Bungie, I would just like to say that I am a complete legit player of Halo 2 and Xbox Live altogether. I don't even use noob combos unless I'm forced to by the other -blam!-s on the other team just to stay at the same pace and even out the playing field. This is the greatest sense of victory for a player like me to see those stupid losers cry for all that crap. So many times have I been cheated against--most of them aren't even good, and if they are it's because thy play all day and have no lives.

Before I leave I'd like to note that I bet some of these guys leaving comments aren't even legit. I could be wrong, but if they aren't they better hope their faces don't look as stupid as those guys' faces. HAHA.

This guy is cool...just like me no noob combos and legit !

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  • 05.23.2006 4:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Eligeek101
Bungie, I would just like to say that I am a complete legit player of Halo 2 and Xbox Live altogether. I don't even use noob combos unless I'm forced to by the other -blam!-s on the other team just to stay at the same pace and even out the playing field. This is the greatest sense of victory for a player like me to see those stupid losers cry for all that crap. So many times have I been cheated against--most of them aren't even good, and if they are it's because thy play all day and have no lives.

Before I leave I'd like to note that I bet some of these guys leaving comments aren't even legit. I could be wrong, but if they aren't they better hope their faces don't look as stupid as those guys' faces. HAHA.


Right on

  • 05.23.2006 4:45 PM PDT

I hate dial up

Isn't it common sence that if you cheat, bad things can happen?

If they REALLY didn't want to get banned, THEN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED!!!!


Oh, and they need to learn how to spell

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  • 05.23.2006 4:48 PM PDT
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i love how they think they deserve a second chance when u obviously should get only 1 because cheating makes the game bad, so keep banning morons who think their cheating is a major offfense

  • 05.23.2006 4:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: an7man
Thats really long ^
but he has a point.. to a certain degree.


Im just glad many people are getting banned still and hopefully something is done in Halo 3 about this problem


Yea, thanks..... all im saying is that all i see from Bungie(as far as cheating, MODDING in particular) is "SMOKE"! Where's the goddamn "FIRE"? This Update is BS and its a lead on to shut us up with "what about cheating, what about modding, what about bridging...etc.) Yea some of us were born at night Bungie, but it wasn't last Night.

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  • 05.23.2006 4:53 PM PDT
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if you cheat and e-mail bungie about how your sorry then you should of thought about it before you cheated

  • 05.23.2006 4:53 PM PDT
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LMAO, that was one of the best reads ever put out by bungie.

  • 05.23.2006 4:54 PM PDT
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I thought the funniest one was the "stoled" guy

  • 05.23.2006 4:58 PM PDT
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I'm only willing to mod an xbox visually not by modchips or any other performance mods and crap.Those guys must be idiots to be begging like that.
Imagine if some of those people are saying the truth.

Not absolutely everyone that gets banned has cheated.
Although we should not have sympathy or pity for those damn cheaters.

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  • 05.23.2006 5:04 PM PDT
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I actually also have a question.....these so called "Bans" ( of which you can provide NO proof of, if you can,... please provide it for us) of these Bans, how many are the "FREE TRIAL"
accounts and how many are actually the cheaters with monthly,yearly, basically paying for their accounts being banned? My bet it is Mostly or only the "FREE TRIALS". If you Ban a Player with a paid subscription, doesnt Microsoft and Bungie lose Money? I think my point is obvious and if you don't provide percentages of which accounts are Banned, most of us will go with the " Oh, they only Ban the "FREE TRIALS" cause if they Banned the paid accounts, they lose money Idea. and if thatt's the reason, I wouldn't blame you... I'm a Business man and i agree that business should be able to market and make Money anyway they can. But just be straight with us. Are you guys IE: Microsoft really about the Fans, The Money, Both Maybe? Whats up? Like i said before, some of us were born at night, but it wasn't last night.

Wheres the "FIRE"?

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  • 05.23.2006 5:05 PM PDT
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Warning for the banned: If your gonna try to trick bungie, do a good job! its not very convincing with things like that last lettter knowing someone was gonna press standby button, and killing ppl doesnt stop stand by! YOU BANNED PPL ARE -blam!- DUMBASSES!

  • 05.23.2006 5:05 PM PDT

Why is it the whole world is celebrating the release of Halo3 except Bungie's Halo 3 forums?

Bungie>cheaters
totally pwned, i bet at least one of those kids still actually think they had a valid story......
and the others are crying themselfs to sleep thinking that if they could mod in real life they would go to Bungie Headquarters and pwn like Magneto wit teh pistol but it aint happening.

  • 05.23.2006 5:08 PM PDT
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its beautiful to see all those cheaters begging for a second chance

  • 05.23.2006 5:09 PM PDT
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Cheaters=banned

When will cheaters learn.
Do not have sympathy or pity for cheaters mmmmkay.

  • 05.23.2006 5:12 PM PDT

"Our Arrows will Blot out the sun." "Then we will fight in the shade"
This is my favorite line from 300 THAT MOVIE RULEZ ALL

If you look at my post on the 12th page i believe i explained what bridging modding and stanbying are (with modding i just put the main things modders can do with host sometimes it depends on the map for instance in terminal a modder can make the rocket launcher shoot trains do u realize how annoying it is when you lock on to a wraith with rockets and the next thing you know theres a big A$$ train in front of you)

  • 05.23.2006 5:15 PM PDT
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lolz, you guys r funny.

  • 05.23.2006 5:15 PM PDT
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i got my live taken away, very, very sad. but i just have fun making fun of all this new cheating stuff.

  • 05.23.2006 5:16 PM PDT
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so bungie makes a big deal about cheaters saying sorry? idk who to call the sry f.ck bungie or the cheaters.

  • 05.23.2006 5:17 PM PDT
Subject: Funniest E-mails of ALL TIME!!!!!!

Those emails were the funnniest thing ive read in a long time. I thank u bungie for the entertainment. PEace!!!

  • 05.23.2006 5:20 PM PDT