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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance
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Yeah. I really hate how bungie is banning everyone.

I was banned like 8 months ago? i donno. its been so long.

If they said I was "boosting" what is wrong playing some games with friends who are higher levels? Heck most times I was getting 3/4 on my team.


If they said I was "standbying" what just cause my modem laggs out and died in the middle of a game you can ban me?!?!?!??!

Oh well. I got sick on halo 2 around then. I got my 360 now and Perfect Dark is so much fun compaired to halo2!

Oh well Halo 3 will be coming soon. Hoply the 360s system of cheating decection is better and bungie doesn't ban everyone like they did for halo 2!


I just did XBC and got my halo on there untill I got sick of halo2!

  • 05.23.2006 9:49 PM PDT
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I blame xx Duality 1, he made me loses mes smertnesses.

  • 05.23.2006 9:51 PM PDT
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troyborg I say you did the right thing just forgeting about it though it would be embarrising as hell to be one of those losers that went whining to bungie.

  • 05.23.2006 9:58 PM PDT
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Ah well that's just too bad. I haven't played Halo 2 in a long long while now and I remember all those standbyers trying to 1up everyone and cheating on a daily basis. I even remember all the people going outside of the maps through the glitches to snipe us. Ah those were the days. GOOD FREAKING RIDDANCE. GOD I HATE CHEATERS.

  • 05.23.2006 10:02 PM PDT
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I hope them stolers get bant. Maybe they'll stop playing Xobx lie then, or at least stop playing in macthmaking.

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I've been waiting for an update like that. Nice work, and I look forward to reading something similar from you guys someday.

  • 05.23.2006 10:04 PM PDT
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It's not letting you post because you're a complete trogladytic -blam!-.

  • 05.23.2006 10:07 PM PDT
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oh... i haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl... thank you bungie.

  • 05.23.2006 10:08 PM PDT
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The thing that I don't understand is why you would allocate so many resources to banning those after they have already cheated, instead of fixing the problem before it occurs. It would take no more than a few lines of code to check for such 'hacks' making a cheat free environment (besides in-game glitches or 'noob combos') for all to enjoy.

  • 05.23.2006 10:14 PM PDT
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Well Bungie does have certain skills with dealing with their consumers. Why waste your time playing multiplayer when the campaign mode is more entertaining on Legendary? Oh I see have to prove your the best. I gave up on being the best in anything a long time ago! Now I'm happy with playing as it is.

  • 05.23.2006 10:19 PM PDT
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If you play with a cheater and reap the benefits, we will see it and ban you.

What if you don't know that they were cheating? And if you are on the same team, how can you not reap the benefits?

Should I leave a game if a teammate is cheating? And how would I know?

I guess it just sounds like Bungie might ban innocent people who didn't necessarily choose to play with a cheater.

  • 05.23.2006 10:56 PM PDT
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Halo 3 got dedicated servers and no ranking system! Which means no standbys and bridging and well yes you can still mod but it will be hard and also no one will care to make mods since theres no rank anymore HAHA to bad you cant cheat any more LOL!!!

  • 05.23.2006 10:58 PM PDT
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Bant.

My new word.

  • 05.23.2006 11:06 PM PDT
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so if you cheat on one account and your legit on the other you get banned on BOTH?

  • 05.23.2006 11:34 PM PDT
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the way i see it, if u have to cheat in videogames, u prolly cheat in real life. The reason ppl cheat = they are dirty little peaces of human -blam!- and their dads dont love them also known as EMO kids.

  • 05.23.2006 11:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: c0mplete 0wnage
Wow, my OTHER account got banned! Wonder what i did? Ohh well, maybe they made a mistake or something! Seriously who hasn't cheated on Xbox Live Halo 2. I'm going to say NO ONE! I've thought that everone has cheated at least once even those who are the BEST at this game. But ohh well. It will help matchmaking a lot! Plus I'm good at this game so I'll do good!
Thanks Bungie


LMAO!!!!! weeee!...and the idiocy continues. That's just as funny as some of those e-mails. LOL I've never cheated on Halo 2 and neither has the majority of online gamers. Damn, you kids crack me up.

  • 05.24.2006 12:16 AM PDT
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If you've ever cheated on any account you should be banished to Halo hell where your flesh burns for eternity and the stolers can stole your soul.

  • 05.24.2006 12:18 AM PDT
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Booster's, Bridger's, Modder's???
Man, I am soo lost on this gamer/Halo player terminology.

In anycase, this was really entertaining to read, haha.

I bet Bungie has the best game security on Xbox Live. I mean I don't hear about anyother game that constanly gets updates to fight cheating. They should be all set for the release of Halo3 and it's multiplayer section. I've never cheated in Halo 2 matches. Cheating in any game (multiplayer) is lame and makes for no real fun challenges.

[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 12:48 AM PDT

Master Chief is the MAN!

Thank you for a great laugh. Now I know cheaters really are as stupid as they act. Made my week!!

  • 05.24.2006 12:51 AM PDT

Shut up and play.
"Only D-Bags T-Bag." --Yours Truly.
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No, I will not join your group. I don't care if "i saw u on the forum."

That is some of the greatest front page news I've ever read. I can't count the number of times I've heard, "Go ahead and leave feedback, they won't catch me!"

I've helped send so many standby or mod user's accounts to their dirty little graves.

And sarcastic, sadistic news posts about the results are why I love you guys.

  • 05.24.2006 2:09 AM PDT
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I don't normally say too much on the forums, but in this case I decided that something needed to be said that I havn't found anywhere in here yet...

STOP -blam-ING CHEATING OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!

Thank you bungie for the great game you have created, and for the time you spend making it better by banning morons who cheat, and can't spell.

In a side note to the above mentioned morons, if you're going to lie, at least make the story believable, for example, why would someone who had their xbox stolen and the gamertag banned, want it unbanned? For the thiefs? Or maybe there's something that's not being said?...

  • 05.24.2006 2:28 AM PDT
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could someone explain what modding, stanbying and the other cheats are? ive been playinng halo with my mates for a good while now and we've noticed people jumping threw walls etc but we never new what was going on!! any help would be much appreciated,

cheers

[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 3:11 AM PDT
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Dudes calm down......Ok.....-blam!- THE HACKERS...-blam!- THEM ALL.....-blam!- THE HACKERS TO HALO.....KILL THEM BUNGIE KICK THEIR ARSE....ANYONE WHO ALSO DISAGREES WITH BUNGIES METHODS AND OUR SAYS THEY SUCK......SCREW THEM.....SCREW THEM TO THE WORLD OF DIP-blam!-....WHERE ALL HACKERS GO AND ARE FORCED TO COLINIZE..........F....U.....C.....K...THEM.
remeber what i said now.....calm down.

  • 05.24.2006 3:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

AHAHAHAAHHAAHAA

Stolers goin' around stoleling everything

I even posted it in my sig, :)

  • 05.24.2006 3:26 AM PDT

T-Bone!

Ha haaaa Cheaters! Think you all big n strong and super by cheating. Now you are here crying like little baby goat. LMAO! 2 thumbs up at you guys!!!

  • 05.24.2006 3:37 AM PDT
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to the person who said that thing about the waaahmbulance, ever heard of a program called photoshop? because that will give you your answer. although i don't have an xbox or halo2 its funny seing them beg for an account its as if that was thier life. ah the idiocy (spelling? at least i know when i didn't spell something right) funny update keep it up.
"stolers" thats a classic now

  • 05.24.2006 3:59 AM PDT