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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance
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Hackers are teh suck... But yea, Bungie, you should make this a weekly thing if possible... Kinda like "The Humpday Challenge" lol... Im glad These people who are "bant" are so stupid, otherwise this wouldnt be hilarious lmao...

  • 05.24.2006 4:19 AM PDT
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That post by frankie made me cringe, how ignoramt are bungie?

  • 05.24.2006 4:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: c0mplete 0wnage
Wow, my OTHER account got banned! Wonder what i did? Ohh well, maybe they made a mistake or something! Seriously who hasn't cheated on Xbox Live Halo 2. I'm going to say NO ONE! I've thought that everone has cheated at least once even those who are the BEST at this game.


What an idiot, trying to generalise the halo 2 population just because he hangs around with cheaters.

I have NEVER cheated or even consider cheating on halo 2. It ruins the fun for both the opponents and myself.

As for xx Duality 1' s "tear inducing" post: those of you who really want to mod legitimately (i have no problem with that....actually i respect them) you should use sys link, split-screen or XBC (which is free) where you can mod without punishment.

It clealy says in the Xbox Live Terms and Conditions:

If you are accessing the Service via an original Xbox or Xbox 360 console, you agree that you are using authorized software and hardware, and that your software and hardware have not been modified in any unauthorized way (e.g., authorized repairs, upgrades and downloads). Any attempt to disassemble, decompile, create derivative works of, reverse engineer, modify, further sublicense, distribute or use for other purposes either the hardware or software associated with an original Xbox or Xbox 360 console or the Service, is strictly prohibited and may result in cancellation of your account and/or your ability to access the Service via your original Xbox or Xbox 360 console.......

Modding on XBL, even for creative puposes is like playing with fire and you should take the consequences like a man. You chose to pay for a service in which you agreed to certain rules in order to use it.

Basically "If you abuse it, you WILL lose it"

  • 05.24.2006 4:30 AM PDT
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what a bunch of noooobs lol

  • 05.24.2006 5:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Shishka
You want to know what it'd be like to have no moderators on this site? Try this easy to prepare simulation.
Step 1: Procure yourself an intact box, something a fridge or similarly large appliance.
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"THE SORRY SNICH"


Please! I'll destroy my mods. i'll snich on some people that r getting away with mods on matchmaking! Just PLEASE appeal my ban. i want to play matchmaking again. i want to be clean for the arrival of Halo 3! c'mon! i didn't know what i was getting into when i got mods from my friend and from [website censored]! you have to believe me!!! (which i believe got resently shut down.) I'm really not the dirty, xbox live cheater that you probably think i am! im just a weeeee little 13 year old. (and very hansom at that might i add. any waay, it really sucks with no matchmaking and no stats or clan listings. I have learned the errors of my ways and wish to repent. please help me!!!

P.S. I haven't even turned on my xbox with the mods on it since i sent my first message a few days ago. infact, i unplugged it!

This is just priceless!!!

  • 05.24.2006 6:04 AM PDT
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I loved this update. I will be the first to admit I suck at halo 2. And it really sucks when I am on the verge of have a desent game and I get modded are stand byed some (Blank, Blank Blankety Blank) Cheaters! I wished we could harken back to a simpler time and drag all cheaters from there home walk them through the street while people throw rotten fruit at them and burn them at the STAKE!!!! Ok a little extrem we should leave out the fruit.

Cpt Jack Hammer

  • 05.24.2006 6:36 AM PDT
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nice jon booting them, you should keep on doing your job! people like that don't deserve to be online. keep up the good work.

  • 05.24.2006 7:11 AM PDT
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Pffffffffft!!!!!!! Man, these kids have to take grammar and anger managment lessons,
Something like this... "My account was stolen by a stoler using standby or something",
Ummm, isn't it impossible to actually steal an account? Cause, I don't believe that you can in anyway, unless you stole their XBox there you go, have a nice and wonderful day..
lol Plus, if you steal by slot memory transportation you still start again at level 1 on your XBox over the memery card, you just have the account with nothing on it........ lol

Stupid stolers!!

Peace out Bungie - Town

  • 05.24.2006 7:22 AM PDT
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Ohhhh...... How cuteeeee that first kid who's 13 doesn't understand, 18+ but whatever, lol that guy's a little cutie, lol...........

  • 05.24.2006 7:31 AM PDT

My god these are funny.

  • 05.24.2006 7:40 AM PDT
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k man first off i have a few friends that cheat me i dont cheat i like to get my level on my own im mean im only a 30 on 2 of my accounts but im aming to get a 34 or 35 but ya the problum is that i go into match making and hell i get cheated like 3 days ago i just had got off work i was sitting at home with nun to do so i decided to get on and play a lil halo and played ruffly about 50 games and i got cheated every -blam!- game asap 1 i stayed up half that damn night trying to get my -blam!- back up to a 30 and that realy pissed me off so i say ya if u cheat hell u should be banned on every account u get not only that ur xbox should be banned so u cant even make a new account and -blam!-. But there is one problume i have though and that is with like in one of the srotys i read a kid said he got his account stolen well yall do need to look into that -blam!- cuz my buddy had all 12 of hiss accounts stolen by some random dude he beat the -blam!- out of on xbox live horribly so i gave him one of my accounts untell he got his back well he got them back and they were all banned asap 3 but the ones he played on all the time were banned so i mean what yall going to be doing about that -blam!- about people going around and stealing each other accounts i mean to me yall have not done -blam!- yetand it is steal happening and far as o my lil brother got on it and go it banned peopel thats y they make it pass word protected. I mean some of yall are ereal dumb i mean come on its not fun unless u can play the person legit i mean u got to cheat i feel bad for u cuz if u got to cheat then that means ur realy -blam!- horribel at the damn game so i guss thats y u cheat.

All im saying is yall need to look into this -blam!- about peopel stealing each other accounts i mean my buddie not only 1 but all -blam!- 12 accounts gets them back and there banned. Thats -blam!- up he trys to get them unbanned and yall would not do -blam!- about it so i think all this -blam!- is a bunch of horse -blam!-. Your soupose to be abel to come on and have fun not get ur -blam!- stolen or get cheated damn that just shows u got no damn life.

Well since my buddie got his crap stolen he gave up on xbox live and just recently bought a 360 and got back on. But anyways all i ask is for yall to look into this -blam!- well i got to go. PEACE OUT!!!
Posted by: Frankie

Going through the Bungie mailbox can be wonderful - we get tons of great feedback, opinion and suggestions from a loyal audience who we love and appreciate. They ask good questions, make valid points and submit thoughtful and reasoned criticism.




But we also get mails from folks who've been banned for cheating, modding, standby-ing boosting, bridging, and other forms of network interference, all bannable under the terms of use of Xbox Live which you can read about here. Now, the thing is, everyone who ever cheated, probably knew they were cheating. Some of the tortured language we get explaining that they didn't realize they were cheating is hilarious.

  • 05.24.2006 7:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: troyBORG
Yeah. I really hate how bungie is banning everyone.

I was banned like 8 months ago? i donno. its been so long.

If they said I was "boosting" what is wrong playing some games with friends who are higher levels? Heck most times I was getting 3/4 on my team.


If they said I was "standbying" what just cause my modem laggs out and died in the middle of a game you can ban me?!?!?!??!

Oh well. I got sick on halo 2 around then. I got my 360 now and Perfect Dark is so much fun compaired to halo2!

Oh well Halo 3 will be coming soon. Hoply the 360s system of cheating decection is better and bungie doesn't ban everyone like they did for halo 2!


I just did XBC and got my halo on there untill I got sick of halo2!


I guess Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you! HA!

Lousy cheaters are too damn lazy to at least use a spell checker..Jeez!!

  • 05.24.2006 7:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: kyslayer
k man first off i have a few friends that cheat me i dont cheat i like to get my level on my own im mean im only a 30 on 2 of my accounts but im aming to get a 34 or 35 but ya the problum is that i go into match making and hell i get cheated like 3 days ago i just had got off work i was sitting at home with nun to do so i decided to get on and play a lil halo and played ruffly about 50 games and i got cheated every -blam!- game asap 1 i stayed up half that damn night trying to get my -blam!- back up to a 30 and that realy pissed me off so i say ya if u cheat hell u should be banned on every account u get not only that ur xbox should be banned so u cant even make a new account and -blam!-. But there is one problume i have though and that is with like in one of the srotys i read a kid said he got his account stolen well yall do need to look into that -blam!- cuz my buddy had all 12 of hiss accounts stolen by some random dude he beat the -blam!- out of on xbox live horribly so i gave him one of my accounts untell he got his back well he got them back and they were all banned asap 3 but the ones he played on all the time were banned so i mean what yall going to be doing about that -blam!- about people going around and stealing each other accounts i mean to me yall have not done -blam!- yetand it is steal happening and far as o my lil brother got on it and go it banned peopel thats y they make it pass word protected. I mean some of yall are ereal dumb i mean come on its not fun unless u can play the person legit i mean u got to cheat i feel bad for u cuz if u got to cheat then that means ur realy -blam!- horribel at the damn game so i guss thats y u cheat.

All im saying is yall need to look into this -blam!- about peopel stealing each other accounts i mean my buddie not only 1 but all -blam!- 12 accounts gets them back and there banned. Thats -blam!- up he trys to get them unbanned and yall would not do -blam!- about it so i think all this -blam!- is a bunch of horse -blam!-. Your soupose to be abel to come on and have fun not get ur -blam!- stolen or get cheated damn that just shows u got no damn life.

Well since my buddie got his crap stolen he gave up on xbox live and just recently bought a 360 and got back on. But anyways all i ask is for yall to look into this -blam!- well i got to go. PEACE OUT!!!
Posted by: Frankie

Going through the Bungie mailbox can be wonderful - we get tons of great feedback, opinion and suggestions from a loyal audience who we love and appreciate. They ask good questions, make valid points and submit thoughtful and reasoned criticism.




But we also get mails from folks who've been banned for cheating, modding, standby-ing boosting, bridging, and other forms of network interference, all bannable under the terms of use of Xbox Live which you can read about here. Now, the thing is, everyone who ever cheated, probably knew they were cheating. Some of the tortured language we get explaining that they didn't realize they were cheating is hilarious.


DUDE!! Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you either.

Man you have horrible grammer and your spelling is that of a 10 year old.

It's pretty simple, and I will explain as it has already been explained by Frankie and the other mods.
PASSWORD PROTECT your LIVE ACCOUNT!! There is no reason why it should get stolen unless you're a fool. Period!

Now what bugs me about your post is another thing. Why have sooooo many Xbox Live accounts in the first place? You claim to have 2 and your friend has 12? DAMN! The only people I've seen that have so many accounts are the ones cheating. Hence the reason to have multiple accounts to level up and so forth.

Well anyways, English major you certainly are not. Cheater? Perhaps...

[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 8:07 AM PDT
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well this is definitely a time to say "stop whining n00bs". Why "n00b" you say? Because obviously you kids have no idea how life works.........2 things. Action=Reaction. Don't you kids pay attention in school anymore? Say it with me.....Action=Reaction. Now we insert a value for our variable.......Cheating=Ban. Whaddya know? the formula works! Believe me, I'd much rather be a n00b at Halo2 than a n00b on the way the world works.
can i get a "Waaaaaaaaa"?..................

  • 05.24.2006 8:28 AM PDT
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Yes more!

One question... I was playing a couple of weeks ago and someone I was playing against said he had a turbo button on his controller.... he thrashed me and my brother... his battle rifle was like it was an auto weapon (almost)! Is that cheating?

Fight Hard! (and don't cheat!)

Rev

P.S anyone with the answer to my question message me!

  • 05.24.2006 8:46 AM PDT
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veary funny so funny in fact that it beats all episods of famaly guy or futerroma

have you stopt sending out 2mounths yet becus like one of the modders saed he hates buying 12 munths and i cant spell lol and have no idea wut im trying to say so c u im of 2 do somthing else

  • 05.24.2006 8:55 AM PDT

champagne for my real friends.
real pain for my sham friends!

ha! i say..... HA!
people like those (pleading their cases) really do take the fun out of MM. nuthin i hate more than an unfair advantage. there are SOOOO many subtle nuances to Halo2 MM. the maps themselves are so well done and "usable" that if u play legit and LEARN to play like a team.... THAT IS YOUR ADVANTAGE!
i really get bored trying to play MM when i have to do so with cheaters.
it blo's and so do they.
BAN FOR LIFE FOOL!!!
kcid a tae (read in mirror)

  • 05.24.2006 8:58 AM PDT
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"Damn stolers, going around stoleing stuff!"

Lmao! Thats hilarious! !..!

P.S does Whambulence refer at all to the one Surviver episode with Aras making fun of Terry?

[Edited on 5/24/2006]

  • 05.24.2006 9:01 AM PDT

Visit www.2old2playHALO.com

I haven't read all the post so forgive me if I am getting off the subject. I just wanted to put my 2cents in.

Banning kids here in there is all well and good. Its a good effort by Bungie but over the last couple of weeks, I have been cheated on more than not. Maybe I have a crappy connection but everyone on my team seems to agree that we were cheated on. Its just getting old. In fact, I went out yesterday, shelled out the $400 for a 360 so I could play some other games.

I guess I have reached a frustration point where I don't even want to play Halo 2 any longer. This isn't a Bungie, crack down on cheaters or I will start an online petition to ban Halo 2 or anything. I know Bungie is making every effort they can. This is a thanks to the cheaters for ruining a awesome game. Cheaters, if you think your d!*k looks bigger because of you rank, then you will be sorely dissapointed the first time you actually have relations with a woman. Get a life and accomplish something on your own without cheating!

  • 05.24.2006 9:13 AM PDT
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Hmmmm. Someone stole your credit card?

Dude, you are soooooo lame. Why in the hell would someone want to use your credit card on something that costs $6.00 p/m instead of....Ohhhhhh say...... Buy a nice shiney new $400.00 Xbox 360 and a new $2000.00 HDTV to go with it. But i guess he wanted to mod really bad huh?

  • 05.24.2006 10:21 AM PDT
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What idiots! If you can't do the time don't do the crime!if you don't cheat you won't get banned!

  • 05.24.2006 10:39 AM PDT
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IF YOU GOT BANNED WOULDNT YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK...

  • 05.24.2006 10:41 AM PDT
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not really ecause its their fault

  • 05.24.2006 10:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Squall viii 007
IF YOU GOT BANNED WOULDNT YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK...
Well yeah THESE CAPITAL LETTERS DRAG ATTENTION dont post in CAPITAL LETTERS. so anyways, im not stupid to cheat in the first place, i never cheated. Yeah, i suck in halo2 but i admit it not li3k this retard hes like: "Look at me im lvl49, i cheat!" Exactly.

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Posted by: Squall viii 007
IF YOU GOT BANNED WOULDNT YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK...
DONT USE CAPITAL LETTERS, THEY DRAG TO MUCH ATTENTION. anyways, im not stupid to cheat anyways. Cuz, i suck at halo2. And i do admit it. I dont walk around like this: "Haha -blam!- -blam!-s, im lvl49 and your a -blam!- 20. Holy-blam!-, you truely suck -blam!- idiot." Im not that kind of person.

  • 05.24.2006 10:50 AM PDT