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OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

Mother of god...

  • 05.22.2006 5:32 PM PDT
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Bungie > Cheaters

  • 05.22.2006 5:33 PM PDT
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i agree the poor buggers shouldn't be doin' that if they can't do the time

  • 05.22.2006 5:33 PM PDT
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hahaha! man, i was laughing the whole way through. i think the most satisfying thing in the world (other then pie) is when you kill/beat someone who is modding or cheating. They cheated and so Bungie rubbed thier face in the dirt. Nice job guys! Company funding at it's best.

  • 05.22.2006 5:34 PM PDT
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"BANTHA" is an instant classic.

Frankie, you deserve your job.

Kudos to Bungie for cracking down on cheaters, you guys are restoring my faith in matchmaking.


  • 05.22.2006 5:36 PM PDT
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some people are just retarded i swear. if u dont want to get banned for cheatin..... dont do it!! haha i think it is a great thing that bungie is doing because i myself am an Xbox LIVE user and i hate it when i get cheaters! i can't stand it!! they make me so freakin mad. I'm glad that bungie is taking a big step towards the end of cheating on Xbox LIVE for good. now maybe i cant get my rank higher than a 31 without gettin someone who stand-by's, mods, or cheats in some other way. thank you bungie.
-Steve
P.S. lookin forward to Halo 3 baby!!

  • 05.22.2006 5:36 PM PDT
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Yah i agree with ya man. I hate those guys, all they do is ruin the fun!

  • 05.22.2006 5:39 PM PDT

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bungie should make servers like in WOW. bungie is just making pple buy new accounts- you guys are sad
but bungie's games are the best

  • 05.22.2006 5:39 PM PDT
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Wow... i was haveing a bad day until i read those cheaters begging for there accounts 2 be just suspended.. and telling bungie it wasnt there fault.. there account was stolen.. after i gone done reading all the cheaters post i almost pissed my pants cause i was laughing so hard.. thank you bungie for this and the new matching except rumble hardcore.. but other than that THANK YOU.

  • 05.22.2006 5:39 PM PDT
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"My account has been stolen from some people and the stoler has use my account to cheat or team standby with it and i juss got the account back today"

"the stoler" ?

I am very afraid for the future litaracy rate. His account was stolen FROM "some people"

"kill them to dust"

That didn't even make sence.

"\Stu*pid"i*ty\, n. Stupidity is the quality or condition of being stupid, or lacking intelligence." <--- Also see "Modders, Cheaters"

Great update!

[Edited on 5/23/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 5:40 PM PDT

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I thought I was an Idiot but these guys are truly stupid, they make George W Bush look smart.Oh you guys didnt expect me to diss the P-dog did you.?!!!!

  • 05.22.2006 5:41 PM PDT
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By far, one of the greatest things ever done. For the developers of a game to display the pitiful attempts of cheaters to be un-punished is pure awesomeness. Great job Bungie!

  • 05.22.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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Has Bungie ever had an instance where an accused and 'bant' cheater, that in fact turned out to be legit, and if so, what was the response?

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[Edited on 5/23/2006 by Skiptrace]

  • 05.22.2006 5:43 PM PDT
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Bungie = The Pwners...

  • 05.22.2006 5:44 PM PDT

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this is some funny stuff
i only hope this stuff makes people cheat less
the more bans teh better

  • 05.22.2006 5:44 PM PDT

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  • 05.22.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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Ahh, cheaters. The scum of my sock...
What?

  • 05.22.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Armedsavage01
I thought I was an Idiot but these guys are truly stupid, they make George W Bush look smart.Oh you guys didnt expect me to diss the P-dog did you.?!!!!


No-body disses the P-Dog and gets away with it... Your barking up the wrong tree, Dont get "Band" Homie.

  • 05.22.2006 5:47 PM PDT
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Greater than anything, Ithink, is the fact that in the lawyerball letter the kid was trying to sound proffessional, and spelled since sense. How cool. Personally, I have deleted people off my friends list that I had really liked because they decided to cheat. So there you have it.

  • 05.22.2006 5:47 PM PDT

You play to win the game!

I dont understand. I've never cheated and I have never been banned, yet these kids claim that you guys are unfairly banning people. =) I love how they admit that they cheated just a couple of times after you email them back. Class acts.

  • 05.22.2006 5:48 PM PDT
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Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

I love it. Cheaters crying over a permanent ban. You can't buy entertainment like this.

  • 05.22.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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I'm old... compared to most of the brats on here that sound like girls.

so all these are from emails? what email were they sent to cuz them mentioned sugestions and i gots one


and the one about the stoler almost made me wet myself

  • 05.22.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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"Players that can sense when their opponent is reaching for the standby button and can then kill them to dust are the wave of the future"

nice one bungie

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"going to stop playing halo2 and maybe even xbox lie if they keep on doin this."

he even says its a lie

  • 05.22.2006 5:52 PM PDT