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Posted by: Squall viii 007
IF YOU GOT BANNED WOULDNT YOU WANT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK...


LOL!!!! I wouldn't get banned because I don't cheat or swear at the other team. Thanks for the letters bungie, I was having a bad day until I read those.

  • 05.24.2006 10:58 AM PDT
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these guys are so stupid. i cant beleive one of them actually admitted to cheating! 8 times!!!!how is one time not a major offense? i say keep him banned, and if he keeps makin accounts and cheatin on them ban his IP adress . anyone who admits to cheating that much kinda deserves it.


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  • 05.24.2006 11:13 AM PDT
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They should ban there IP address as well as there xbox live account, they dont deserve to play games full stop.

  • 05.24.2006 11:20 AM PDT
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Wow. This is pretty much why I've given up on Halo 2 online :( Having been a Bungie fan since the old "gnop" days, it saddens me to see the rampant cheating.

The days of when I so wished Marathon was playable over the "inkernet", I'm honestly glad it wasn't. Having a local LAN party was some of the greatest days of my young. Of course we always tried to get "online" Marathon going. The wonders of dial up and a little shareware application called "NetLink".

I'm sorta looking forward to Halo 3 but certainly not without some hesitation.

How about a Marathon 4 guys? Mac Only? ;)

  • 05.24.2006 11:34 AM PDT
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Those letters are so funny, especially the one about the "stoler". That definitely had me cracking up.

I just hope you guys keep up on the patrol on standbyers.

I am looking forward to Halo 3.

  • 05.24.2006 11:47 AM PDT
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I hate modders, bridgers, stand byers and boosters. I have been blessed by their prescence on a few matchmacking games. They are generally arrogant little Timmys, who desperately deserve for me to take my belt off and wack their asses until they cry like little sallys. If mom and dad only knew what Timmy was really up to...they would remove their xbox completely. I suggest Bungie do exactly what the school systems do... send out the mail addressed to the "Parents of "...That would teach the little retards. To me the real secret of Halo2...is connection speed...connection speed...connection speed. Folks with crappy DSL play crappy and usually die before they know what hit them and are lucky if they can get to a level 20. People with erratic DSL are mid- 20 level. And folks with great DSL are around mid 30 level. Its the folks with CABLE that rock on Halo2, those guys can easily range from mid 30 level (bad cable connection) to upper 40 level (exceptional connection). I have played on all connection speeds and there is a HUGE difference in quality of play. I, unfortunately, have an erratic DSL connection right now...some days its great..other times I dont even know what kills me the lag gets so bad. I can usually tell by the times I get slaughtered by what appears to be a ONE SHOT BR kill without the use of the plasma pistol (Noob combo)! When a BR behaves like a sniper rifle, you know your in trouble and missing some frames of the action that preceeded the kill.

  • 05.24.2006 11:49 AM PDT
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What about the people who mod outside of matchmaking? Do they get banned too?

  • 05.24.2006 11:56 AM PDT
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MrSnap: "How about a Marathon 4 guys? Mac Only? ;)"

Hey... do you relize that they are owned by Microsoft? And Microsoft is compeating against Apple.
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Wow. This is pretty much why I've given up on Halo 2 online :( Having been a Bungie fan since the old "gnop" days, it saddens me to see the rampant cheating.

The days of when I so wished Marathon was playable over the "inkernet", I'm honestly glad it wasn't. Having a local LAN party was some of the greatest days of my young. Of course we always tried to get "online" Marathon going. The wonders of dial up and a little shareware application called "NetLink".

I'm sorta looking forward to Halo 3 but certainly not without some hesitation.

How about a Marathon 4 guys? Mac Only? ;)


Hey... do you relize that they are owned by Microsoft? And Microsoft is compeating against Apple.

  • 05.24.2006 12:01 PM PDT
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this is so funny! Bungie keep it up! put more stories in the forums!

  • 05.24.2006 12:01 PM PDT
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This thread is just PURE BEAUTY.I love seeing cheaters get banned.This gives me some confidence that all cheaters will be gone someday.

  • 05.24.2006 12:01 PM PDT
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Great update Bungie. It brings happiness to me hearing the modders' pathetic alibis.

  • 05.24.2006 12:02 PM PDT
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WOW! I could not help to laugh at some of thease people, they cheat (Knowing that they will get banned) and turn aroung and ask for another chance. I must admit I was a modder, just for fun, everyone did it, but I only moded in coustome games, but that does not make it right , and when I got banned I knew i deserved it, so I made another account on my 360 and never modded agin. Anyways I just cant understand why people cheat, get banned, complain, make a new account, cheat, get banned, complain, make a new account, and so on, its like a never ending circle of people who have no lives and make up for it by makeing themselves feel better by cheating.

P.S. To all you people who send hate mail to bungie for stupid crap like that, FOR SHAME, stop wasteing their time so bungie could focus their attention on more important things, like what the ligit players suggest.

  • 05.24.2006 12:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ap Shadow 99
Hey... do you relize that they are owned by Microsoft? And Microsoft is compeating against Apple.

Uhm... didn't notice my wink... ;)

Not only do I know that Bungie is owned by the evil empire, I'm actually a big supporter of it due to the extremely niche nature of Bungie games back in the Mac heyday.

Myth and Myth 2 were some of their greatest games yet not played by enough of you PC users ;)

Oh and btw, Mac Halo in '99 was first =p

  • 05.24.2006 12:11 PM PDT

-blam!-

You'd think people would get the picture after all of these updates they do on banning cheaters, yet today I had a modder on my very own team, xws x cracker. I submitted his name in an email to bungie. God, I hate cheaters.

  • 05.24.2006 12:17 PM PDT
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What a sorry state of affairs our "LIBERAL" run education system is in. Look at all these pathetic losers/cheaters who cant speak, spell, or write in proper english. I cant believe anybody would take pride in being an idiot, yet liberals do it everyday, and we get to see the fruits of their labor here on Halo2 (WOO HOO!). Its amazing that all this is going on right in front of our faces, yet everyday parents send little Timmy and/or Sally off to be dumbed down and brainwashed with the "so-so performance is good enough, as long as you tried" and "everyone cheats" idiotic liberal mentalities. Wake up America. EAT THE WEAK! (LOL)

  • 05.24.2006 12:33 PM PDT
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Hey......I think in matchmaking it should go by you OVERALLrank not what you are in that matchmade game. Say your a 16 in Big Team Battle and a 19 in rumblehardcore, in Big team battle it will put you with people that 19 overall but in Big Team Battle they could be a 1 but still get put with overall 19 because their overall is 19...thanx!!!

  • 05.24.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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will the Waaahmbulance be available in H3?

  • 05.24.2006 12:49 PM PDT
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i agree, that was flippin hilarious

  • 05.24.2006 12:54 PM PDT

"BANTHA"


Hello,

My account –blam!- has been band [strike one], but I have not done anything wrong on my account. I was wondering why I have been bant [strike two] and if you can unbaned [yerrrrrr out!] me please. Please e-mail me back at –blam!-

loved that one!

  • 05.24.2006 1:14 PM PDT
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about the ip addresses, i was getting team standby'ed a couple of months ago (against me) and one of them said, quick send the trojan....can cheaters make sure they get the same people in matchmaking evertime, even at lower levels?

  • 05.24.2006 1:32 PM PDT

Just think of modds as steriods. Sure they give you a good boost, but they are illegal and have horibblie side affects. Modds work the same way.

  • 05.24.2006 1:34 PM PDT
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PLAY...LOSE.....CHEAT......GET BANNED........CRY.....HA,HA,HA, GOOD FOR YA

  • 05.24.2006 2:03 PM PDT
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This was a great update bungie, way to go! I like to see these and proves cheaters get what they deserve eventually, banned! I only wish that more people who have those cheap mods banned, just so we can see more complaints, keep it up bungie, too bad for those cheaters who may not be able to play halo 3 on there xboxs! NOT! later guys...

  • 05.24.2006 2:05 PM PDT
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FO SHO.... just standby.. its the best.. i hope i dont get banned either.... uh oo

  • 05.24.2006 2:08 PM PDT
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lol this is great, I've always wanted to see that Bungie was in fact trying to stop cheaters.
Will you possibly show us more cheater e-mails?
If whenever I get cheated I can look at this it will make me alot happier. ^.^

  • 05.24.2006 2:10 PM PDT