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HAHA I can't believe some of those letters WOW. Basically on their knees.Great Update

  • 05.22.2006 5:52 PM PDT

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I just read "BANTHA" and "MORE THIEVERY" all I have to say is... ::Chris Farley voice from Tommy Boy:: That was AWESOME!!! They are by far my favorites. I feel a new fad coming along. I can just imagine getting betrayed for my sniper rifle and then start complaining how the stoler has stolen my sniper... LMAO. It's really sad though when you think about it. You know that they are just some dumb little snotty kids trying to get their pixel perfect "numbers" next to their name. Unfrickenbuuuuulievable! Who's the man!? Frankie is!

Kudos to Frankie, you really nailed it. Peace. And God bless

- Fritzster


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  • 05.22.2006 5:53 PM PDT
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Franky this was the funniest news for a long time! you should put one of these up at least once a month! thoos cheeting haxxors dotn stana a cshance! bandened theer fat cheeting *sses! lol

  • 05.22.2006 5:53 PM PDT

Hilarious. I lack the scocial connections and know how to mod. Wouldn't want to anyway, its just not right.

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lol those are hilarious. i love the mispeealings. i loved the one where the guy said he was only going to mod untill "he got the level he deserved" lol

  • 05.22.2006 5:54 PM PDT
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Thats Great! LOL! It feels good seeing cheaters brought to justice. Thank you Bungie for posting this interesting article. It helps with the long wait for Halo 3

  • 05.22.2006 5:55 PM PDT

KARATE!!!

So you can tell the difference between people who get cheat feedback who aren't cheating? Because I have a friend who accuses EVERYONE of cheating if he's losing. One day we were playing a custom ctf game with people we knew from school and he accused me of doing the stand by thing. The reason I'm asking is because I know if he does it there are tons of other people who do it, and I'd hate to be banned because someone is just sending cheat feedback because they lost.

  • 05.22.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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I bet the little kid in the first letter will just start modding again if he gets unbanned hehehehhehehehehe funny...

  • 05.22.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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there has only been one time that i was scractching my head at a suspension bungie made. It was kinda retarded also, my friend had just won a great game of snipers on collosus, when suddenly he gets kicks out of matchmaking saying he is banned for 3 days of matchmaking. We kinda were like WTF, and this guy is really good he does not need to cheat to get his levels, he has won tons of local tournements in our home town. Anyways this is the only time, but it doesnt mater becaue it has nvr happened again.

  • 05.22.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: my_gotH4mster
i love the mispeealings.

I really, REALLY hope you did that on purpose.

Also, I never noticed the little picture forthe news section before, but thats pretty lawl

  • 05.22.2006 5:59 PM PDT
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lol...Ahhh...I want more!
Keep up the good work Bungie.

  • 05.22.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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best update ever... lol...

can you follow up with the banning of people who scream that you are not banning people? :)

  • 05.22.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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Bungie should do this more often :D

  • 05.22.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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I have a good add-on for the 360. A mechanical hand attatched to the side of the system that automatically reaches out and smacks the face of the player when they try to cheat. It would have to be a hard smack though. None of those half-hearted taps. I mean a real WHAM! and then they would immediatly get "bant" right after their mechanical beating.

I really hope Microsoft will carry through my well thought out invention...

  • 05.22.2006 6:03 PM PDT
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lol nice update bungie some of those excuses were so funny

  • 05.22.2006 6:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Xx idunno xX
When in doubt, whip it out?

Licky pie?
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"Be afraid! Canada will burn to the ground!"

Wow I almost feel sorry for some of those people. But it is still pretty funny what they send back!
LOL

  • 05.22.2006 6:03 PM PDT
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its times like these that im glad im a legit playa

  • 05.22.2006 6:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: murf4747
I have a good add-on for the 360. A mechanical hand attatched to the side of the system that automatically reaches out and smacks the face of the player when they try to cheat. It would have to be a hard smack though. None of those half-hearted taps. I mean a real WHAM! and then they would immediatly get "bant" right after their mechanical beating.

I really hope Microsoft will carry through my well thought out invention...


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LMAO

  • 05.22.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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Hahaha! Those are awesome.

  • 05.22.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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Lol. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read those sad exuses for case appeals.

  • 05.22.2006 6:06 PM PDT
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wow u guys r some of the stupidest people i have ever heard, and some of the excuses you come up with are priceless, i'll admit i have standbied once or twice in the past and it was pointless because i have a wireless connection so i got up went into another room pressed the button twice and came back in, and by that time i was dead. Also i thought about it, and it is pointless to cheat just to get a number, on a video game that you are supposed to be playing to have fun, higher. One more thing, i dont get why some of you have to talk trash about how good you are, big deal i have a life i'm sorry i dont sit inside worrying about a little number on a video game. hahaha loser, and trash talk in a game that you should be having fun in is just pointless, why would you waste good money on a video game just to get banned for wasting your time getting cheats so that you can play with them for a couple of hours and then just play custom games for the rest of the period that is on that account. All of this just really doesnt make sense to me. but have fun making up excuses, in my opinion i enjoy listening to people plead to get an account on a video game back that they lost from cheating. keep up the good work bungie. i hope you guys have some good ideas for halo 3. i'm looking forward to it, dont let me down guys.

steve

  • 05.22.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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lol wow what abunch of res.

  • 05.22.2006 6:07 PM PDT

I can relate to this 100%. I'm an admin over at halo2.junk.ws and we ban cheaters of all sorts daily. Some of the emails we get are also packed full of stupidity. Just like these they are always funny (and shockingly similiar).

  • 05.22.2006 6:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: rambosteve
wow u guys r some of the stupidest people i have ever heard, and some of the excuses you come up with are priceless, i'll admit i have standbied once or twice in the past and it was pointless because i have a wireless connection so i got up went into another room pressed the button twice and came back in, and by that time i was dead. Also i thought about it, and it is pointless to cheat just to get a number, on a video game that you are supposed to be playing to have fun, higher. One more thing, i dont get why some of you have to talk trash about how good you are, big deal i have a life i'm sorry i dont sit inside worrying about a little number on a video game. hahaha loser, and trash talk in a game that you should be having fun in is just pointless, why would you waste good money on a video game just to get banned for wasting your time getting cheats so that you can play with them for a couple of hours and then just play custom games for the rest of the period that is on that account. All of this just really doesnt make sense to me. but have fun making up excuses, in my opinion i enjoy listening to people plead to get an account on a video game back that they lost from cheating. keep up the good work bungie. i hope you guys have some good ideas for halo 3. i'm looking forward to it, dont let me down guys.

steve

umm.... me confused...
OH WAIT... NOW I GET IT!

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 6:09 PM PDT