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Let that be a lesson to you cheaters out there!

  • 05.22.2006 6:09 PM PDT
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Wow, this update is too funny. What losers.... finally got what they deserved....

All the modders are such jerks too, but the best thing for everyone to do is just leave the match when they are being modded, that way the modders don't get to have fun. Luckily I heard there was a automatic banner countdown now that counts-down the minutes 'till you get banned. Nice.

I actually have a question for anyone, sorry that its a little off topic. When I try to play X-box live, my router connects to everything but the "system", being the X-box of course. I launched the trouble-shooter, and sure enough, the "cables are not connected." I first swapped the ethernet cable, but it said the same thing. BTW, I have a wireless router, if that means anything. Is my X-box too old? Or what? PM me to avoid spamming please if you have an answer. Thanks.

  • 05.22.2006 6:11 PM PDT
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Cheaters are -blam!-.... Glad you guys are doing something about it, however there's still ALOT of cheaters out there making online gameplay -blam!-. BAN THEM!!! BAN THEM ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 05.22.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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I am left speechless, my suspicions confirmed that most people are morons. I mean can you believe how horribly the spelled there words! They would spell it 3-4 different ways in the letter!

If you have ever cheated in any way you are a loser, and NO ONE LIKES YOU. Why else would you have been banned? If we liked cheaters you would be left alone! Wow, who would have ever thought of that! (not you, you obviously lack the mental capacity) Can't you see that you brought it upon yourselves! I am flabergasted, I just cannot get over the amount of stupidity flowing out of thouse illiterate letters.

Anyways, let this be warning to all others cheating and considering it. DON'T.
And of course my best regards to the Bungie team and there efforts in the war against morons (a winning battle).

  • 05.22.2006 6:13 PM PDT
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If you just go into a game and say you're a modder, people'll just give up right there. Mind games are fun!

  • 05.22.2006 6:14 PM PDT

I really wanna know the age of those people, mainly the one who spelled banned ''band''

  • 05.22.2006 6:14 PM PDT
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That a way frankie get rid of those cheaters. I see less and less bridgers now that you guys are doing this because its not fun to get team standbyed at a lever 8.

  • 05.22.2006 6:16 PM PDT

As the veil of lunacy descends, as past and future blend and shuffle, one image appears and flickers through the landscape, wraithlike. It is the Hatchling, the Newborn, walking the path of corruption, a lone figure shining in the toxic shadows. She comes dressed for war, and her wrath is terrible.

That was great. I think you guys should make that a regular feature like the WWU. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep that Banhammer rolling (or pounding, whatever the Banhammer does)

Almost forgot, I have noticed a HUGE drop in the level of cheaters that I run into. I haven't seen a modder in months and only occasionally do I get bridged out anymore. Keep up the good work guys.

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 6:17 PM PDT
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hahahahahahahaha dumb cheaters they get what they desearve...im tired of being cheated all the time, its bout time something happens..and also those letters were funnny damn cheaters crying...come play wit me my tag is. envy x genocide

  • 05.22.2006 6:21 PM PDT
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YES THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!
It is nice to know the banhammer is actually working. I can remember being flustered by cheaters trying to get my 37 on my account hockeydefense, but once the bridgers were eliminated I was able to get a 41 on my other account. Thank you very much Bungie, the next people you really need to search out or the circle boosters.

  • 05.22.2006 6:22 PM PDT

Load up the Mongoose!

"Some may be said by lawyers...
INCONCLUSIVE..."

that seems fitting. This guy's argument is inconclusive
love it. this guy gets 5 cool points for successfully making himself look awful on the interweb.

IN CONCLUSION: Um....Bungie is the kewlest of the kewl

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  • 05.22.2006 6:22 PM PDT
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Ha The SyNnergy, "@" is represented by a hexidecimal character bit number of 40. "a" is represented by 61 and "t" is represented by 74... So it stands to reason in saying that @ is the lesser of two choices, thereby invalidating your claim. Anyways that wasn't really a serious claim.

That guy who talked about the laywer was funny as hell. Inconclusive he said I believe... Maybe a anti-thesis of in conclusion... but thats' ok. We forgive morons for being alive because we have to. After all, some people are only alive because it's illegal for me to kill them.

  • 05.22.2006 6:23 PM PDT
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remeber when there use to be top rankings!! i missed those time, but was ruined because of cry babies....

plus, why the hell someone would steal an xbox live account that is not even yours just to lvl up that rank and give it back. That is such a horrible excuse to get your account back.

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  • 05.22.2006 6:23 PM PDT
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The spelling, grammar, and sentence structure of these cheaters is appalling. This is the legacy of AOL, IM, and text messaging: a generation that can't read or write.

These animals should play less Halo 2 and brush up on 7th grade English; especially the 20-year olds that are supposedly in college.

  • 05.22.2006 6:23 PM PDT
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hahahahaa my favorite one was that 4 email one, 4 keys of lameness or something? hahahahahahaa

i want more also. man that was great...

  • 05.22.2006 6:25 PM PDT
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yeah, i used to cheat and it is definatly not worth it. It isnt any fun when you get banned and it gets boring after a while when you just keep on killing everyone and dont have any legit games. Now i dont believe in cheating or play with cheaters and its way more fun to just play skill on skill and earn ranks knowing they are legit.

  • 05.22.2006 6:25 PM PDT
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Haha, funny. Reminds me of the days when I played Counter Strike and put up with "hackers".
Anyways, being a noob when it comes to Live, what is modding, bridging, and boosting. No clue what they are, but I'd like to know what to avoid since I'm about to get my first Live account. Definitions?

  • 05.22.2006 6:26 PM PDT

If ya can't take the heat, step away from the rocket launcher.

If you don't join The Spartan Army, you could wind up at the end of our barrel, and we know you don't want to be there.

Proud member of The Marty Army Clan, the special ops group of Bungies elite armed, and of course deadly force.

http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/black/JAM+90.png

I think you guys should do a weekly Bungie Waaambulance. I'm sure there are enough messages like those to keep it going strong for a couple hundred years. If we could get more of those kind of kids that admit they're 13 years old, then we could ask their parents about it, and get 'em a serious spanking= )

Just a question, couldn't you guys get more cheaters permanantly off XBL if you could find a way for the XBL system to detect that their credit card is being used again and reject it? Then, instead of just getting a new account, they would have to go through the process of getting a new credit card every time their account gets banned. If I find a way to do it, or find someone who can explain it to me (if it's even possible) I'll be sure to send you guys a jubilant message with the info. That might be something to bring up to the guys who work on the XBL system.

  • 05.22.2006 6:30 PM PDT
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That was hilarious! I hope you guys post more of those. My favorite one was the guy who said: band, bant, and baned.

  • 05.22.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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i dont post very often after updates but this one was just too funny to pass by. i think that being an illiterate fool should be a bannable offence. i like the fact that little 13 year olds whine at bungie for being cheaters and TOO YOUNG FOR THIS GAME. that M on the halo box is there for a reason. halo 2 is a great game but i am content with my xbox 360 porque there are quite a few less 8 year old's yelling into thier mics. having a 360 is like being in the upper middle class and the rest are like pesents. but the xbox hiarcy will come later. i will enjoy my serenity while it lasts. and so ends my ranting for now...




i bet im a hypocrite and spelled somthing wrong.... damn

  • 05.22.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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yo i thinks its good you ban people for cheating in this game it makes me made when i'm playing matchmaking and i get modded or stanbyed against

  • 05.22.2006 6:31 PM PDT
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Wow. It's truly amazing how dumb some people are. Those letters were works of art though. Absolutely hilarious.

Man... I could rant forever about cheaters. But I don't want to bore all of you... So I'll refrain myself from doing so.

<3

  • 05.22.2006 6:33 PM PDT
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yerrrrrr out!!! LOL BAND BANT LOL

  • 05.22.2006 6:33 PM PDT