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Subject: The Bungie Waaahmbulance
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ur idea is pretty good i'd pay to see cheaters getting their ass kicked by other cheaters and not knowing that he just got stuck with cheaters forever hahahahahaha

  • 05.22.2006 7:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Tekumel
I have the solution: let cheaters keep cheating... but reset matchmaking to only match cheaters with cheaters, and non-cheaters with non-cheaters. I think that would be an hilarious solution, and it would be ages before the cheaters realized they had already been banned by being relegated to Purgatory. Meanwhile the matches would consist of Unlimited Ammo versus flying-spinning warthog...


For about the first week the moders will have the time of there lives, I now I would. (If you would like to get a taest get Halo: Custom Edetion) Heck that could be a good money making tool, "$1 for 5 minits to watch the moders kill in there own bazare ways!" . But after a wile that would be a good deturent.

  • 05.22.2006 7:50 PM PDT
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hahaha, that was a good piece of reading... that guy who said he phoned in to xbox live, i want to hear the recording of that conversation. call centres, like the XBL support line, always record conversations for "quality" purposes... this time, why not record for "amusement" purposes for the rest of us?

  • 05.22.2006 7:50 PM PDT
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Ha. sukzorz!
I don't need cheating. I'm just that bad. ohhhh yea.

  • 05.22.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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wow, i have to say that is quite possibly the funniest thing i've read in quite a while, i love to see people get completely dominated for cheating

P.S. i love you for that frankie

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  • 05.22.2006 7:59 PM PDT

PM from Equus Asinus: "Calling me a moron for somthing wich you have no part in is stupid. Maybe if you used proper grammer I would feel you as a threat. But, I think you owe me an apology."

Well now seeing those pathetic pleas makes me feel a little bit better.

Maybe Bungie should release a set of these every monday. Call it "Breakin' out the Waaahmbulance for a bad case of the Monday's!"

Wolf-

  • 05.22.2006 8:01 PM PDT
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Thats actually not a bad idea, i would enjoy a good laugh every monday

  • 05.22.2006 8:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Frankie

If only everyone were as skilled as you, we wouldn’t need to dedicate so many resources as we do to stopping cheaters. Players that can sense when their opponent is reaching for the standby button and can then kill them to dust is the wave of the future.

Posted by: Frankie

If only everyone were as skilled as you, we wouldn’t need to dedicate so many resources as we do to stopping cheaters. Players that can sense when their opponent is reaching for the standby button and can then kill them to dust are the wave of the future.


LOL... Sweet

  • 05.22.2006 8:03 PM PDT

Mess with the best, die like the rest.

Loved the letters...hate the cheaters!

Keep the banhammer coming and I think you should make a monthly ritual out of publicizing these types of emails.

EDIT: Or like the guy said up there, make it a Monday thing!

[Edited on 5/22/2006]

  • 05.22.2006 8:04 PM PDT
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I think my English teacher would have a field day with those e-mails.

Props to teh Banhammer!

  • 05.22.2006 8:06 PM PDT
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That was great... thank you so much!!!

  • 05.22.2006 8:09 PM PDT
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frekin hilarious bungie, i DEFINITELY want more of this, hell how about multiple installments to keep me sane until H3? that article was seriously kickass.

  • 05.22.2006 8:11 PM PDT
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man i really for sorry for them..... NOT!!!! they suck! i hate standy-byers and those people with their hootless shinanigans, ok is superbouncing legal in a game, becuz a couple of people have been doing it in matchmaking and saying that you guys *Bungie* said it was all right but before i start doing it i want to know if that statement is true or not? also is any type of glitching legal ex: auto-reload? well nice waaammbulance, i wish that symbol was on the actual warthog in the game, MAYBE HALO 3 hahaha, oh i hope you guys make it to where you CANT!!!!! CANT!!!! show John 117's face becuz then people would label him as whatever race he is, now im not saying that people would get all racist on it but thats just what i think

VIVA LA BUNGIE!!!

  • 05.22.2006 8:11 PM PDT
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lmao

  • 05.22.2006 8:15 PM PDT

lolz

  • 05.22.2006 8:16 PM PDT
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Okay, I made an account just to reply on this topic. GOD THAT FELT GOOD!!! As OrionWolf said, "Well now seeing those pathetic pleas makes me feel a little bit better." I am the type of person who has to not only see his worst enemy defeated, but has to see them suffer.
Before, I was aware that the bannings were taking place, but to see them writh in pain, begging fullheartedly only to be smacked down by a hammer of justice, breaking thier skulls that are filled with such filth and lies really shows me that there is justice.
To know that at least one filthy cheater's life is worse off now fills me with glee, and a taste of sweet revenge I have not tasted in years. To you bungie, I tip my hat, and compliment, for you shall sleep knowing you have given one honest gamer a new hope and outlook on Halo 2.
Oh, and these forums REALLY need to work on spelling.

  • 05.22.2006 8:17 PM PDT
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YOu know I think it is great what bungie has done. The cheater, stanbyers and modders deserved to be booted. Even the people who used one of the above to help them cheat. However, I don't think it was right to ban the circle boosters. Don't get me wrong now. I have never cheated or boosted in any way, but the circle boosters didn't cheat anyone out of a game. Only themselves. They should be just suspended and have thier slate wiped clean. That should teachthem a lesson. I worked hard to get to where I am at so they should have to learn how hard it is to get their themselves as well. Everyone else deserved what they got!!! Cheaters never prosper and this is a damn good example. Cirlce boosters however never hurt anybody, but themselves. Get a high rank just to be beat by someone with a signifiicantly lower rank. ;-) I loved to play them. Bungie has not looked hard enough into the matter though. I still know many people who cheated like Mo Fo's to get thier rank and are still in the game. Not to mention this is still going on. Newer accounts are being made and bungie is not looking into them yet due to the rank being lower. I'm still scared to take my 31 into games for the fear of these cheaters, If you have to cheat at that low a level you don't deserve to play anyways. Play the game fair you guys. I know the ones who bridge host too. You are cheating as well, you give yourself an unfair advantage. Stop it all and just play the game right!!! I would like to see how high I can get legit. Thank you!

  • 05.22.2006 8:25 PM PDT
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This was great. Quite possibly the best update according to xbox live and matchmaking. Go Bungie. All my legit playas say HOO-RAAH

  • 05.22.2006 8:32 PM PDT

Focus ignites moments.

Omega Archangel~Then there was one...

You know ever since I got my Xbox 360 i had moved on to other great games. I just could not take all the, um, the poor, unwanted children's crap anymore. I moved on, occasionaly coming back to play with some good friends of mine. Once we get rolling we are tough to stop. But then we would get some stupid little minded person with the cheats and there goes the night and Halo 2 for another month. But the last 2 weeks I have gotten in the groove again, the little sad people are put in their place and everyone else is happy. Hell yeah. One kid said lots of people would stop playing Halo, B.S. how many 12 months did he buy? and how many people like me will start to play again because the game is not ruined. I think this is great and with Halo motha -blam!-ing 3(the trailer still makes me smile) coming out I know my friends and I will be on everynight once again, just like the good old day.
Thanks Bungie

  • 05.22.2006 8:34 PM PDT

Nerd Rage - It makes the internet go 'round.

Lmao! Thank you Frankie! It's great to see the crap these kids are willing to write to exonerate themselves!

  • 05.22.2006 8:36 PM PDT

Lawlizzleroflmao! Loved it!

Seriously, if somebody is even going to attempt to get their account back, could they at least use grammar or spell? It was hard to take any of those seriously. I do feel sorry for the guy who had his account stoled by a stoler.

I would pay for a book of the best 100 of these.

  • 05.22.2006 8:37 PM PDT
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woot up to that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • 05.22.2006 8:39 PM PDT
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Awesome!! This is why I bought a Xbox, and junked my p.c.! Keep up the great work and ban those cheating loser! Oh, and keep the Waahmbulance Rolling!!!

  • 05.22.2006 8:40 PM PDT