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Subject: what would you do if you had a hunter for a best friend?
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what would you do if you had a hunter for a best friend? would you have him kill people for you, make him get you food, of ride him to school and have him flaten your teachers.

well?

  • 09.20.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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Hope to God no one has a pistol around.

  • 09.20.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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It'd probably be like having Nemesis (from RE) as a friend.. The stench would kill you.. hey.. at least they're tall

  • 09.20.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ops Agent 117
Hope to God no one has a pistol around.


Or a Sniper Rifle.

  • 09.20.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Oh, and I forgot, if they do, run like hell.

But seriously, I would make him a bodyguard type thing, and have him play Halo with me. Ironically, that Hunter is a pistol -blam!-.

  • 09.20.2004 4:55 PM PDT

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First of all, I'd cover up those weak spots with lots of armor. Second of all, I'd have him scare the -blam!- out of all the people I severely dislike at school. And finally, I'd play Halo with him. I'd avoid killing all the Hunters though, he might get a wee bit angry.

  • 09.20.2004 4:57 PM PDT
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id rent him to the zoo. then he could hundle in the corner naked for a few years while people look at him and i get money. then i would take him back and we could be friends. :D

  • 09.20.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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I'd check in to the mental instutushion. There I would spend the rest of my days armcoffed in a white room chanting Halo is real, halo is real.

  • 09.20.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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i'd make him let me play with his fuel rod gun, then i'd have him fetch me food and do my home work. i hope my teachers can read covenant. :)-

  • 09.21.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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i'd sleep with him like a teddy bear.

  • 09.21.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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kill all my enemies. and people i hate

  • 09.21.2004 4:29 PM PDT

Posted by: pollopesca
...or ride him to school and have him flaten your teachers
well?

It wouldn't go very fast.

  • 09.21.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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I wonder what a hunter without armor actually looks like, I'm guessing he's just all orange, like his back spot, because really, the only reason he's not all orange is it's armor. So I'd see what he looks like underneath, then I'd make his armor into a car and ram it into stuff, and scince its invincible I would rule the road. Then I would get the hunter to go rob a bank or something...

  • 09.21.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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I would have him kick peoples arses.

  • 09.21.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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i would tell him to please blow up my school and i would also like a million of them and grunts, jackels and elites for friends too take over the world.

  • 09.21.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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Subject: what would you do if you had a hunter for a best friend?


I'd try my best to get out of there before everything gets nuked to -BLAM!- by all the hardcore Halo players....

If I didn't get him first...

  • 09.22.2004 11:42 AM PDT
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Take him on a fuel-rod cannon destroying spree!!!!


at least until a piece of shrapnel brushes his back... then hes dead, and all the funs over.

  • 09.22.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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I would run around in circles yelling halo is coming out of its disc. HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP.







Not I would play halo with him.

  • 09.22.2004 3:09 PM PDT
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If I had a hunter for a best friend i would have to be a hunter too, right? They travel in pairs. And if I were a hunter what would i do? Duh, crazy junk, eat, sleep, and play halo like i do now.

[Edited on 9/25/2004 9:25:55 AM]

  • 09.25.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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Dude... He wouldn't fit in a house.

He is too tall & too wide

  • 09.25.2004 9:24 AM PDT
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He would crush houses, your right. but he could do anything he wanted so it wouldn't matter.

  • 09.25.2004 9:27 AM PDT
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While going to school, I'd knock his books out of his hands and when he goes to bend over, punch him in his orange back. :D

  • 09.25.2004 9:33 AM PDT
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I would poke him with a stick until he got mad.
Then I would give him Grilled Master Chief to make him feel better.
He would eat it and we would be friends again.

  • 09.25.2004 10:06 AM PDT

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