- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
first i would have him eat my homework. then i would play halo with him and kill all the marines. then would make him go shoot binladen then castro and all those people. then i would give him a more covering armor on his back and use him as my bodyguard while i do alot of crminal acts against government employees.you know the usual stuff. let him eat the mailman, play catch using a cop car. then finnaly i would use him to win bets on horse races by shoting the competition.then after surviving all that he would turn around run into a pole and die.then i would get my self a snack from the fridge.