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Subject: what would you do if you had a hunter for a best friend?
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first i would have him eat my homework. then i would play halo with him and kill all the marines. then would make him go shoot binladen then castro and all those people. then i would give him a more covering armor on his back and use him as my bodyguard while i do alot of crminal acts against government employees.you know the usual stuff. let him eat the mailman, play catch using a cop car. then finnaly i would use him to win bets on horse races by shoting the competition.then after surviving all that he would turn around run into a pole and die.then i would get my self a snack from the fridge.

  • 09.25.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????
*Picks up fuel rod gun, pulls trigger*
OOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colores and firey mayhem.
*Is entranced*
*Blows up School and later homework*
Muwhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.25.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Later....

I run into a pole and die.

Kid:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????

*Picks up fuel rod gun, pulls trigger*
KID:OOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colores and firey mayhem.
*Is entranced*
*Blows up School and later homework*

ANOTHER KID:Kid:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hay whats that on your arm????????????????????

AND HYSTORY REPEATS ITSELF........

  • 09.25.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Wed better do somthing or pretty colors and firey mayhem will be everywhere.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Gotta think of somthing.
But Cant.
*Pulls out colidescope*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colors.
I got it well trade him for his fuel rod gun.
Or maybe..................... not
*Is now entranced by collidescope*

  • 09.25.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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KID: whats a colidescope?

Other Kid: I dont know. wanna go for a pizza?

KID:sure.

*both turn aroud, run into a pole and die.

Kid passing by:Watch out for that pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey wats that?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pretty colors.
*Is now entranced by collidescope*

  • 09.25.2004 10:46 AM PDT
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*Walks over to dead hunter that ran into pole*
*pokes it with stick*
*Hunter gets back up and is very angry*
Holy Blam!
*I run like hell*

  • 09.25.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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*runs fast and doesnt see were hes going.
*runs into pole and dies
*hunter runs after him but is distracted by something shiny.
*pole runs into the hunter and the hunter dies
*so does the pole
*kid passing by walks up to the dead kid and picks up the stick.
*is entranced by stick

  • 09.25.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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*Takes stick from child*
*Pokes him*
*480 pound weight lifting father comes out door and walks toward my direction*
*Father is very angry*
Holy Blam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I run like hell*

  • 09.25.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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read ure message and answer back on the forum not the message. og and post wat i said too.

  • 09.25.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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*runs like hell into a pole and dies
*father bends his metal door out of anger turns around trips on dead pole and dies
*kid passing by is entranced by the same shiny thing as the hunter

  • 09.25.2004 11:23 AM PDT
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*MC is watching and has an idea*
*Shows shiny thing to covenant armada*
*Runs Like Hell*
*MC barly avoids Poll*
*Covenant armada runs into poll and dies*

*I take shiny thing from new kid.*
*Push him down*
*I poke covenant armada with a stick.*


[Edited on 9/25/2004 11:36:06 AM]

  • 09.25.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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*runs into pole that comes out of nowhere and dies
*covnant armada is entranced by shiny thing and so
is the Longsword fighter that runs into a pole while
flying and dies.
*MC comes out to see wat happened and a flying
pole migrating south
runs into him and MC dies

  • 09.25.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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*Whole world and covenant armada trip over flying pole and dies*
*Ant comes out of ground*
*Takes shiny thing*
*Pokes covenant armada and MC*
*MC wakes up and is angry*
*Ant runs like hell*

  • 09.25.2004 11:42 AM PDT
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*ant runs into a microscopic pole and dies
*MC is entranced by shiny thing
*MC picks it up and pokes cortanna with it
*even though she doesnt feel anything cortanna
gets angry and runs in place towards MC
*she runs into a holographic pole and dies...holographicly
*MC turns around and runs into a plasma pole and dies

  • 09.25.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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*Plasma pole is mad*
*Runs into regular pole and dies*
*Regular pole runs like hell after that*
*Trips over dead pole and dies*
*Dead pole runs like hell after that*

  • 09.25.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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*Dead pole runs into boulder and dies*
*Boulder runs into mountain and dies*
*Mountain runs like hell off the face of the earth and dies*


The end.
Or is it?
It most likely is but well see what happens.

  • 09.25.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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*MC wakes up and gets run over by a pole
*pole runs into Obi-wan-kenobi and dies
*Obi is ran over by an entire covenant
armada survives gets up runs into a wall and dies
*elite falls asleep ontop of his controles and releses the flood.
*the elite wakes upand raises his head so
fast that he slams it on the celeing of his controls and dies.

  • 09.25.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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*Flood run into poles and dies*

  • 09.25.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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*flying mountain crashes onto the surface of reach
*UNSC thinks it was a covenant attack and unfearlly sends a class C-II ship to counter attack

  • 09.25.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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*Kablam*
The ship is smashed*
*The mountain is in pieces*
*Rains pebbles from the sky that pick up speed on the way down people out side die*


How long are we goona keep this going?

  • 09.25.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Gotta log out for awhile.
See ya later.

  • 09.25.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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i dunno this is fun. do you have msn mssger?

  • 09.25.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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No MSN. But I do have an E-Mail it's: darkfigure2@yahoo.com

  • 09.25.2004 3:10 PM PDT

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