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Subject: Mail Sack Se7en

Bright and early like a breakfast buffet of sarcasm and evasion, the Mail Sack has been served.

This week's challenge has been outsourced to a panel member who calls himself the Bungie Skank. If you can find his challenge buried in the round table chat, you can participate. Winner(s) will be announced on Monday morning, after being judged for conceptual cleverness and artistry. Given the advent of this being our Se7enth Sack, I think there should be Se7en of you. Post your submissions here, to submit them to judgment.

As always, thanks for playing. If your question was not answered, it does not mean that we don't love you. It could very well be that we just love you too much, and the front page of our website is just not the place for us to talk.

[Edited on 03.02.2012 11:26 AM PST]

  • 03.02.2012 9:18 AM PDT

Reading now...

  • 03.02.2012 9:19 AM PDT

good timing

  • 03.02.2012 9:21 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction

How do you draw someone out of a paper bag?

  • 03.02.2012 9:22 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

What a great way to start the day: copious amounts of sarcasm.

  • 03.02.2012 9:23 AM PDT

It's a shame it is against the rules to call you out on your rank, seeing as how the level you play at greatly affects the opinions you hold (on gameplay). Generally, if you are bad - Your opinions are wrong, and your argument is invalid.

GG

Sarcasm really is the worst form of humour.

  • 03.02.2012 9:26 AM PDT
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deej pls

oh god, did he just say he uses Internet Explorer?

Also, Se7enth reply, on the 7th mail sack.

[Edited on 03.02.2012 9:40 AM PST]

  • 03.02.2012 9:26 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Deej hates me.

  • 03.02.2012 9:31 AM PDT
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|Ask Your Ninja |
Any questions about anything, PM me. The only stupid question, is the one never asked.
"But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."
Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

inb4 everyone draws a paper bag and a stick man outside of it

  • 03.02.2012 9:31 AM PDT

I don't really understand the challenge, do we have to draw a paper bag with a guy in it?

  • 03.02.2012 9:33 AM PDT

"Even in death, your Sergeant guides us home."


Posted by: DeeJ
If your question was not answered, it does not mean that we don't love you. It could very well be that we just love you too much, and the front page of our website is just not the place for us to talk.


how are babys made?

  • 03.02.2012 9:35 AM PDT

SpartanTM

I like me some early mail sack!

  • 03.02.2012 9:35 AM PDT
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For Carnage, Apply Within.

I have returned from the Untamed Lands. MOAP is dead.

Doin' it right?

  • 03.02.2012 9:36 AM PDT

The Gigga -blam!-h has returned -blam!-!

.

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  • 03.02.2012 9:38 AM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

BRADEN OWNZ What computer programs do we need to know inside and out to get a job at Bungie?

I mostly use Microsoft Internet Explorer.

Deej! This is madness!

  • 03.02.2012 9:39 AM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: Destiny 7

Posted by: Private_Hee_Haw


FYI: This isn't the place to ask questions. Come back on Monday and there should be a thread like this where you can post your questions.

:-)

I just Derped hard.

  • 03.02.2012 9:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

Haha, I liked the answers to my question. Scott's answer reminded me of a friend.

  • 03.02.2012 9:47 AM PDT

After finding out about your four lines of defense, I am now convinced that your building is the playing ground for something along the lines of tower defense. I loved Scott's reply to Yuke's question on how much you guys love your fans. Hehe.

  • 03.02.2012 9:56 AM PDT

Hello, I'm Mr AwesomePizza. I like pizza and I'm a man. Reasoning for the name. I like to listen to the classics of music, write poetry, play video games, and much much more. I'm always down for a nice chat, so please hit me up for some conversation.

Thank you, I will read this.

  • 03.02.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

What happened to you, Jeremiah? You used to be cool.

  • 03.02.2012 10:15 AM PDT

I kid you not, I have been working on this for the past hour. I know... you don't have to say it.
>.<

At least it looks like a paper bag really drew it.

  • 03.02.2012 10:16 AM PDT

Posted by: burritosenior
I kid you not, I have been working on this for the past hour. I know... you don't have to say it.
>.<

At least it looks like a paper bag really drew it.

Would have been better if the bag was more 3d...

  • 03.02.2012 10:17 AM PDT


Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: burritosenior
I kid you not, I have been working on this for the past hour. I know... you don't have to say it.
>.<

At least it looks like a paper bag really drew it.

Would have been better if the bag was more 3d...
I don't like how you implied that I was lazy instead of just untalented.
>.<

  • 03.02.2012 10:19 AM PDT