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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.
Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.
Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.
Posted by: ANCIENTZOIDIAN
Posted by: RC Clone
At the University of Arizona in 2009, they mined a pure, untempered diamond. They then sent the diamond to NASA in utmost secrecy and began an experiment to create heavy light to use as bridges on Earth. They built a rocket the size of a small school bus and launched it from the top secret Italian-funded moon base on Mars. They used the advanced technology within the bus to accelerate the bust to 500 miles per hour as it approached the sun. Then, at the last second, it activated it's mass accelerator that had been built in collaboration with all the third world countries of Earth, which had been led by Zimbabwe. The mass accelerator shot the diamond into the heart of the Sun at twice the speed of light. It passed through the core and released from the opposite side in the form of a rectangular light. This bar of hard and heavy light was returned to earth where it was sold to Valve Software and reverse engineered into the smash hit, Portal 2, as a game mechanic, the hard light surfaces.
When I got to the part about Zimbabwe leading the collaboration to build the mass accelerator I knew you were lying.
The moon base on mars part didn't stand out?