Opening satirical statement about being well overdue for another one of these threads.
Mandatory reply that attempts to show indifference to topic. Secondary positive thoughts about the position and ability to perform within it that degrade the post into a thin attempt to be optimistically modest.
Additional information to clarify no intention of an attempt to get noticed; indicating the many negative aspects of the position and how they would be something to heavily consider.
Comment about elitism. Remark about Bungie Jumpers, TFM and PAX.
Closing statement reaffirming stance on the topic, whilst still managing to make it painfully obvious to everyone else the true stance that is being dampened.