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Subject: Why are ninjas so obsessed with our mothers?

What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?

  • 03.02.2012 10:59 PM PDT

Ask me a question, and I will most likely respond back with false and illogical information not pertaining to said question.

Because they are like father figures to us. And fathers like mothers...

  • 03.02.2012 10:59 PM PDT

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The question is who isn't obsessed with your mother?


Also the answer is its kinda a Bungie thing.

  • 03.02.2012 11:02 PM PDT
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Apparently my mother is very promiscuous with internet moderators...

  • 03.02.2012 11:03 PM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: Carolina
What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?
Well, your mom's website is one of the best I've seen. $10/minute for the live webcam is a bit steep, but totally worth it.

  • 03.02.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Ask me a question, and I will most likely respond back with false and illogical information not pertaining to said question.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Carolina
What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?
Well, your mom's website is one of the best I've seen. $10/minute for the live webcam is a bit steep, but totally worth it.

Words of wisdom right here.

  • 03.02.2012 11:07 PM PDT

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My mother is quite the classy lady. I'm sure that Foman here can attest to that.

  • 03.02.2012 11:09 PM PDT


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Carolina
What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?
Well, your mom's website is one of the best I've seen. $10/minute for the live webcam is a bit steep, but totally worth it.
But your mom is only $5 a minute, why not choose her?

  • 03.02.2012 11:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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That would be a level of weird that I can't condone.
Posted by: Carolina
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: Carolina
What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?
Well, your mom's website is one of the best I've seen. $10/minute for the live webcam is a bit steep, but totally worth it.
But your mom is only $5 a minute, why not choose her?

  • 03.02.2012 11:14 PM PDT
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I'm not obsessed with anyone's mother. I'm into grandmas.

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Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

They find me.

  • 03.02.2012 11:17 PM PDT


Posted by: evilcam
I'm not obsessed with anyone's mother. I'm into grandmas.
Oh dear..

  • 03.02.2012 11:18 PM PDT

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They find me.
Pics or it didn't happen.

  • 03.02.2012 11:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
They find me.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Please no.

  • 03.02.2012 11:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
I'm not obsessed with anyone's mother. I'm into grandmas.

I read that, then looked at your avatar. It made more sense.

  • 03.02.2012 11:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
I'm not obsessed with anyone's mother. I'm into grandmas.

I read that, then looked at your avatar. It made more sense.
I was gonna say Uncles, but I don't think The Septagon is ready for that yet.

  • 03.02.2012 11:35 PM PDT
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They find me.

  • 03.03.2012 12:11 AM PDT

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It's more or less not being funny than obsession.

  • 03.03.2012 12:27 AM PDT

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Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

It's the main topic of discussion in HFCS...

  • 03.03.2012 1:38 AM PDT
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Because your mom is a classy lady and you're a good player.

  • 03.03.2012 5:50 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
$10/minute for the live webcam is a bit steep, but totally worth it.
$10 a minute? Sounds classy if you ask me.

  • 03.03.2012 5:53 AM PDT

@spaboolly

Good thing my mother is too old for all of them. Except maybe evilcam if what he said is true.

But I'm pretty sure it just goes back to inside jokes and such that have gradually become a staple of Bnet.

  • 03.03.2012 5:56 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Because ninjas can not get younger girls.

[Edited on 03.03.2012 6:08 AM PST]

  • 03.03.2012 6:07 AM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
They find me.

Well, you are a doctor.

#justsayin

  • 03.03.2012 7:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: Carolina
What so good about our mothers that their mothers don't have?


TLC, why do you think HFCS stands for Hate, Fear, Command, Silence? Being a mod is truly a lonely task, that is it's my task to go in to the closet and leave chocolates on their desks and pillows for their seats.

  • 03.03.2012 7:44 AM PDT

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